Next Chappie! Enjoy!


Tezuka was currently sweeping the attic, what? He didn't even know that they had an attic! Anyway, he was sweeping, sneezing, and wiping his dusty glasses on his semi-dusty white- er… gray shirt. He heard something that sounded like a herd of cattle and turned to see Ryoma running toward him.

"Ma…said….oh boy! She said… to clean….laundry…bar of….sooooaaappp!!!" Ryoma said through pants as he collapsed in a heap on the floor.

Tezuka just blinked before putting his glasses on again and readjusting them on the bridge of his fine nose. He regarded his brother before lifting an eyebrow.

"Repeat that, won't you?"

"Mom said to stop what you're doing and wash the laundry with me with a bar of soap."

"Her period isn't over with?"

"Apparently not, she never makes us stop a chore to do another."

"Did you finish your Will yet?"

"Yeah, did you?"

"Ah, I'll mail them to our lawyer tomorrow, that way Mother can't say that everything goes to her when we die tomorrow night." Ryoma nodded his gravely before walking down the stairs followed by Tezuka to start washing underwear.

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The sun shone brightly through the windows in the large pale red room. On each side was a queen sized bed with one person sleeping in each. One had brown hair, the other had black. The alarm clock on each of their nightstands began to ring and their door opened to reveal their smiling mother.

"Sugar Muffins, it's time to wake up." She sang in a soft melodic voice as she gently shook her two sons awake.

"Ungh, not now Mooooom!" Ryoma groaned as he turned over to face her. Tezuka rose slowly and reached for his glasses before smiling softly at his mother.

On the inside he was crying tears of joy.

Freedom! Sweet, sweet JOY! No more horrible chores! We're free! Oh thank GOD!!!!

Ryoma sleep induced brain finally caught up with the fact that his mother wasn't barking orders at him. He shot up like a bullet and looked at Rinko.

She smiled back. With that gentle smile that had her eyes closed. She was like Fuji, unless she was angry or serious, she always kept that damn smile on her face and kept her eyes closed. Or maybe it Fuji was like her; because she's older…never mind.

"Mom, is that you?"

"Who else would it be?" Smiling, soft voice, hair in a bun- it was really their mother!

Tezuka moved to stand up and once he did, he observed her like she was some weird thing in a lab.

"You're not angry with us still?"

"Mitsu, I think you and Ryoma have been punished enough, neh? Hurry up and get ready for school. And don't forget your notebooks, the both of you." And with that she was off.

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When the Tezuka brothers arrived at school, the Regulars looked at them with pity, sympathy, wariness, and fear.

Fuji looked at them…put his shirt on… looked at them again… and promptly began to laugh at them. Mind you, I said, at them, not with them.

Ryoma glared at his two-sided senpai, "Shut up Fuji-senpai!"

Anyone with half a mind wouldn't have even dared to growl at the Fuji Syuusuke. It just wasn't done! But no, Ryoma didn't just growl, he growled, with the teeth bared, lips curled, hunched over back, and flashing gold eyes.

Fuji paused momentarily in his laughter before he started to laugh hysterically.

By HYSTERICAL, I mean:

ROTFLOL- rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

Fuji's face was bright red as he rolled onto his stomach and clutched it tightly as tears ran down his face.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! Last night…was-was-was!!!!!"More uncontrollable laughing emitted from his person. "AND RINKO-SAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! When she….she-HAHAHA! She kicked yoooooouuuuuu!!!!" The last word came up as a wolf-like howl.

The older Tezuka's glasses glinted as his eyes narrowed…

FREEZE! A/N:

Tezuka's eyes can narrow!? I thought that they were naturally narrowed! Wouldn't that mean that if he narrowed them even more, his eyes would be closed!? O_o!!!!

UNFREEZE!!!

… as a growl emitted from his throat that sounded a lot like a fierce tiger about to capture its prey.

"Fuji! Fifty laps! NOW!" Tezuka's voice was loud. And powerful. And it made the club house vibrate as if an earthquake had just occurred.

And that…mes amis… is how the Regulars knew when their Buchou's ego was hurt drastically!


Not a lot, I know, but I got a format goin' on!

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