Kira: The third chapter of 'Ask the Seireitei' is up! And here we are again with character questions. This time we have 4 reviews to answer… Arigato gozaimasu! –bows to reviewers-
From bunnylia:
This fanfic is so cool! Can I ask some questions?
Kira:
You did.
(To Hitsugaya): Why are you so short? And why do you THINK Tite Kubo decided to get a woman to voice you?
Hitsugaya: I AM NOT SHORT!! And it's not my fault Tite Kubo made a woman voice me! I'll get revenge someday–
-Kira drags picture of Tite Kubo onstage-
Hitsugaya: Daiguren Hyourinma-
Kira: -pulls out lighter-
Hitsugaya:
-backs away slowly- Oh… ok…
(To Byakuya): What is the purpose of those accessories in your hair, apart from indicating royalty? Do you enjoy wearing them, or were you forced to? Yes, that's about it... Did I annoy you too much?
Byakuya: They're called kenseikan. They don't have much other purpose, really. I don't mind wearing them as long as no one tries to break them. -glares at Ichigo-
From DON'T USE UNLESS CYLONS ATTACK:
Well
kewl idea!
For Kuchiki Byakuya: If Rukia and Ichigo ever hooked up, what would you do?
Kira: Shall we see? -pushes Rukia and Ichigo together-
Byakuya: -glaring- What are you doing to my sister, Ichigo?
Ichigo: -blushes- Nothing!
Byakuya: Senkei Senbon Zakura Kageyoshi…
Kira: -quickly jumps between them- Ok, enough. I don't want any gruesome murders on the fic. Byakuya, don't kill Ichigo. Ichigo, get away from Rukia.
Ichigo:
-glares at Kira- You… -clenches fist-
For
Inoue Orihime: Same question
Orihime: Uh… It's alright if they really like each other, I guess…
For Renji: Same question
Renji:
Like-like I'd care!
Ichigo: Admit it, you're jealous!
Renji: -blushes- Am not! Hihiou Zabimaru!
Ichigo: What–? Tensa Zangetsu!
Kira: -sigh- Here we go again… I'll just let you fight it out this time.
-half an hour and a bloodied Renji and mostly fine Ichigo later-
Kira: -after getting Urahara to heal Renji- Ok, so now you know not to challenge Ichigo, Renji. Or I hope so… anyway, on to the next question.
For
Yoriuchi: Out of all the animals in the world, why did you choose to
turn into a cat?
Yoruichi: Why not? Cats are nice animals. And my name is spelt Y-O-R-U-I-C-H-I.
For Yachiru and Hitsugaya: In a candy eating contest, who would win out of the two of you?
Hitsugaya: Like I'd ever take part in one anyway.
Yachiru: Me, of course! Shiro-chan could never eat so much candy!
Hitsugaya: For the last time, I AM NOT SHIRO-CHAN!!
Kira: My ears…
From MintFlavouredIceCream:
Cool, I have a few questions too!!
Ichigo: Any romantic feelings towards Rukia??
Ichigo: No! Well… -glances sideways- Not with Byakuya around, anyway.
Ukitake Taicho: Noticed that you've had not been asked any questions yet so here go's. Do your two subordinates annoy you in anyway??
Ukitake: They're ok if they don't quarrel too loudly. I got used to it a long time ago.
Rukia: What were your feelings when you knew that you were about to be executed??
Rukia: I said it before in the manga. It's ok as long as Ichigo doesn't suffer because of me.
Yachiru: Aww, how sweet…
Uryuu:
What got you into sewing in the first place??
Uryuu: -pushes up glasses- I like it. Anything wrong? To answer your question, when I first moved out I had to mend my own clothes so I picked up sewing and eventually became rather good at it.
Ichigo: What a sissy activity.
Uryuu: It's none of your business what I like, Kurosaki! -starts fighting with Ichigo-
Ryuuken: -sigh- Thank goodness Isshin isn't here too, or I can't imagine the chaos.
Hitsugaya
Taicho: Ne ne Shirou-chan, what's it like to have Hyōrinmaru as your
zanpakutō??
Hitsugaya: It's Hitsugaya-taichou! How hard is that to remember? Finally I get a half-decent question!
Momo: That's wonderful, Toushirou!
Hitsugaya:
Not Toushirou, Hitsugaya-taichou!
What do you mean, what's it like? It's… kind of… I'm not
really affected by cold because of Hyourinmaru… but…
Thank you :)
Kira: Same to you!
From bladescream:
Character requests?! That's so cool! anyways a character that I would like to request would be Urahara and Gin because I think those two are really cool thanks and hey... that's mean mintflavouredicecream, I asked ukitake a question already, maybe u didnt see or whatever, haha its cool though :) I like this fic too much to complain
Kira: Yay! Thank you bladescream, you are my favourite reviewer ever! Urahara and Gin have just been added, arigato!
My questions are:
Urahara (if he's added)- Whets the deal with the shop? And whets your most dangerous experiment?
Urahara: Well, I don't think there's anything weird or wrong with Urahara Shoten. Now I shall demonstrate my most dangerous experiment ever, glad you asked! Well here it is…
-shunpoes off to Urahara Shoten and returns with a large plastic-bag-covered thing-
Urahara: On the count of 3! 3… 2…
Kira: Atsumeru…
Urahara: Ok, ok! -quickly removes hands from plastic bag cover- I apologize but I cannot show you the experiment due to a risk of being… er… zanpakuto-ed.
Kira: -grins- Heh.
Rukia: why do you like chappy so much?
Rukia: Chappy's a rabbit, right? Well, the only non-evil hollow I ever met had a mask that looked a bit like a rabbit, and it saved me. So I started liking rabbits after that.
Everyone else: …
Hitsugaya: how hard was it to get the rank of captain at such a young age?
Hitsugaya: I AM NOT YOUNG!! The next person to insult me orcall me weird names will suffer Hyourinmaru in bankai form!
Uryuu: if you and Orihime got married, would you make her wedding dress?
Uryuu: -blushes- Uh… uh… What makes you think I'd marry… marry Inoue-san at all?
Kira: Just answer the question. It's the rules of this fic.
Uryuu: Uh… yes, I guess…
Orihime-
if he said yes, how would you feel about that? If no, would you
persist in bugging him about making one?
Orihime: I… I… don't know… I… I guess I wouldn't bother him if he said no…?
I
know I ask such lame questions. Oh well. Waiting for your next
chapter, they make me laugh
Kira: Well here's the end of another chapter! Ichigo, Renji, PLEASE try not to fight any more. I have enough to do without you adding to it.
Ichigo and Renji: -glaring at each other- Fine…
Kira: Good! Now before I go I shall introduce you to our guest for the next chapter… dun dun dun…
-Yachiru drags someone out onto stage-
Kira: Here he is! Our resident Quattro Espada, Ulquiorra Schieffer! Or however you spell it… Yachiru just got him from Las Noches. I'll be taking questions for him for the next chapter only! After that, it's back off to Las Noches for him, to his precious Aizen-sama!
Ichigo: Why does even that sound wrong…?
Kira: -turns and glares at Ichigo- I could make it sound worse for you.
Ichigo: Yeah, right.
Kira: -clenches fist- That's it. Atsume-
-Rukia quickly pulls the curtains shut and steps in front of them. Sounds of scuffling can be heard from behind, along with what sounds like Renji shouting-
Rukia: Sorry, but information that cannot be revealed yet was about to be revealed, so I had to cut it off! Anyway, goodbye and remember to review! Eh…
Kira: -sticks head out of curtain- Sayonara! Oops… -dives back inside-