……The mushrooms are taking over my mind…… I NEED A SPORK ARMY!!!!

Shadow: Oo Raaaandooommmm…..

Kabuto: (tries to hide giggles)

Orochimaru: (shakes head) Ugh. What am I going to do with you all?

Shadow: BURN AT THE STAKE!!!! (makes a grab for the Kusanagi)

Orochimaru: (puts palm in Shadow's face) No. Down.

Shadow: (growls) Damn you…

Me: Joan of Arc!

Shadow: (pulls out pitchfork and points it at Kabuto) BURRRRRNNNNN!

Kabuto: AHH! (runs away)

Shadow: (chases while laughing maniacally)

Orochimaru: (sighs) Here's the next chapter. Hope you all like it. There's going to be more than one update this weekend, so make sure you check for updates. I'm gonna go take a hot bath now.

Shadow: (voice faint) I hope you burn!

Orochimaru: (walks off screen annoyed)

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DRABBLE THREE: Poor Door

" Wow…"

"…What?"

" This macaroni is delicious," Anna happily expressed in between enormous bites. The girl flashed a big smile, showing her cheesy yellow teeth. Kabuto looked at her baffled (and mildly disgusted), for he had no clue what she was saying. Her mouth was full of macaroni! All that he heard was "mis macawonee eess duhlicus." Plus he swore he saw something green in between her canines.

After swallowing another huge bite of the noodles, the girl began to laugh. She twirled the spork in her hand sheepishly. " Heh. Sorry, I said that your macaroni is delicious. You make the best dishes in the world, Kabuto!"

A light blush creeped on Kabuto's cheeks. It was the first time someone's ever complimented positively on his cooking. "Thank you. It's a recipe I found on the-"

Kabuto thought he heard the sound of someone lighting a match from the other side of the door.

" Oh my God, GET DOWN!!" seizing the now perturbed Anna by the waist, Kabuto flung himself and his friend down onto the floor and under the wooden table for the upcoming danger. Just then a clamorous boom was heard following by a kitchen door somersaulting in air across the room and colliding into the far wall.

The two on the ground felt it was alright to look up after a few moments of contemplating the startling scenario. Slowly, and very carefully, the pair poked their heads out from under the table to see what the source was of the abrupt explosion and the kitchen door.

Though they had an accurate idea of who it was.

Shadow was standing nonchalantly in the kitchen doorway, satisfied at the scene. Lightly humming, the flash of black casually traipsed to the refrigerator, but not without giving the still shaken, yet unsurprised group on the floor a mean smirk. " Oh. Hello! And how are we this fine Saturday?"

Assisting Anna to her feet, Kabuto glared daggers at the new occupant of the room. " You could've just opened the door like a regular human being."

Shadow glared mocking daggers back. " First off, I'm not a human being. I'm a demon. And secondly," the immortal let out a chuckle of amusement, " I found exploding the door open and seeing the chance of scaring the shit out of you guys totally necessary," Before Kabuto or Anna could say anything else, Shadow took a Mountain Dew out of the fridge and strolled out of the room, as if nothing happened at all.

" And by the way, your macaroni sucks." Shadow called from the living room.

Kabuto and Anna just stood there, irritable, when they heard yet another noise. The sound of an unlocking of a front door. In a matter of seconds, the snake lord Orochimaru walked through the door and into the house.

" Hello, Orochimaru," the immortal girl politely and, to Kabuto and Anna's distaste, innocently greeted from her seat in front of the computer. " How are you today? Have you had luck with that new jutsu of yours?"

Orochimaru nodded tiredly. " It went fairly, but… wait." He stared down hard at his apprentice, who shrank in her seat. " There's a false tone in your voice." His eyes went to slits while Shadow's widened. " You're never polite."

Immediately the man strode into the kitchen, where Kabuto and Anna stood, the door to the kitchen crumbled into mismatched pieces in the far corner. A border of ash outlined the door's archway. A faint aroma of smoke polluted the air.

The two in the kitchen stared at the snake lord, their expressions clearly saying that they weren't the cause of trouble. All signs pointed to Shadow.

But then, what else was new?

Deeply sighing, Orochimaru raked his skinny pale fingers through his long, black hair. Glowering at the demon girl (who tried to escape the situation through the window, but now froze in her tracks), he exhaled loudly. " Really, I couldn't care less about the damn door. Right now, I'm agitated and tired. All I wish for is a hot bath." He gracefully swept out of the living room while muttering incomprehensible rants.

Kabuto and Anna's eyes were now locked on Shadow's, her's on Kabuto and Anna's. There was silence, before Kabuto spoke up. " You're fixing that door."

Shadow scowled. " Screw you."

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Orochimaru: Well, there's that chapter over with. Sorry for the shortness, but there's going to be more coming out soon.

Kabuto: Hope you enjoyed it!

Me: Remember to review! Also send ideas that we can use for the story. We'll take 'em! Well, I think that's that.

Orochimaru: Yes.

Kabuto: Wait….where's Shadow?

Shadow: (falls out of the sky with a flame thrower) HAHAAA!!

All: (step to the side, causing Shadow hitting the ground face first)

Shadow: (muffled) Screw….you…ALLLL……