From AllenxWalker'sxEnemy
Kira: Hello yet again, to the fourth chapter of 'Ask the Seireitei'! My apologies to all readers, in the previous chapter, the word "kimeru" was meant to be "atsumeru". Sorry for the error, it's been corrected… As for its significance, read on to find out…
Kisuke: If you can understand Japanese, then you should understand!
Kira: Stop spoiling the story! Now for my favourite part: the questions! Here we go again…
From AllenxWalker'sxEnemy:
This seems really good!!
One question: If Ichigo and Rukia somehow went off eloping, what would Byakuya do?
Byakuya: … Why does everyone seem to enjoy asking me questions about Ichigo and Rukia? Simple – Ichigo can do anything he wants to anyone as long as it's not Rukia. Otherwise… -tightens grip on Senbonzakura-
Ichigo: Fine, fine, I get your point!
From Satoshistar7:
WHY DO YOU TREAT URYUU SO COLDLY RUYKEN ?! WOULD YOUR WIFE REALLY APPROVE OF THE WAY YOU ARE TREATING YOUR SON! How do you feel about this Uryuu?
Ryuuken: A Quincy cannot be distracted by emotion. A Quinc-
Kira: Just. Answer. The. Question.
Uryuu: I'm not too bothered really. -pushes up glasses-
Ryuuken: -sigh- Kira. Just because you happen to be a sh-
KIra: SHUUUT UUUP! -shoves Ryuuken offstage- I ALREADY SAID YOU WERE NOT TO REVEAL THAT!! -starts hitting Ryuuken with anything around her-
Rukia: -sigh- Question discontinued. Next.
From DON'T USE UNLESS CYLONS ATTACK:
Just the one:
Ulquiorra: How did it feel to get ' slapped' by Inoue? Mildly interesting or are you now suffering from a mental disease because your ego is now thoroughly dented? ty
Ulquiorra: That had nothing to do with my ego.
From MintFlavouredIceCream:
Great chapter, loved it :)
To Bladescream: Oh yea sorry Bladescream, i didn't notice. I was too busy thinking how cool this fic is.
Kira: Where did you get your Zanpakto, cos i want one.
Kira: Oh so you noticed! ;D Wait and see, it's gonna come out in the next few chapters (I hope…) Well the full story will be revealed soon! Hopefully in the next few chapters…
Ulquiorra: There is quite a lot of romance fanfic out there about you and Inoue. Any romantic feelings towards Inoue-San at all??
Ulquiorra: … No.
From sailor winx:
omg i love this story it is so funny
Ukitake: i have i same birthday as your subordinates. my question is do you think strawberry is kaien's reincarnation?
Ukitake: Actually, no. He's… different. How I can't exactly explain…
strawberry- do you like like orihime. Yes i am a ichihime fan
Ichigo: I already said in the first volume: I do not like Orihime in any romantic way.
shorty- will you marry me
Hitsugaya: I AM NOT SHORTY!! DAIGUREN HYOURINMARU! –mauls sailor winx with Hyourinmaru-
Five minutes later…
-Hitsugaya sits fuming (Hyourinmaru is still in bankai mode) while Ryuuken tends to sailor winx-
Yachiru: Marriage proposal rejected! Aw, what a pity…
Kira: Hey, you were warned…
Yachiru: who is your favorite person and why and it can't be someone from your squad. Yachiru: Awww, that's so mean! Well I'd have to say it's Ichi-chan, he drew with Ken-chan in a fight.
kira: you are so awesome
Kira: Heh. -grins-
From Apples-ForDessert:
Nice fic :D
And when did you start reading FMA? Never knew you liked it. xD SO, on with the questions!
Kira: Are you referring to my other fic? I paused it since there were no reviews.
Ichigo: There are many pictures of you kissing either Renji or Uryuu online. Any comments on that?
Ichigo: EW! Like I'd ever like them. -jabs thumb at Uryuu and Renji-
Renji and Uryuu: Same question as stated above
Renji and Uryuu: … No comment.
Byakuya: WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO NEAT! And don't you dare say that you use Senbonzakura to trim it!
Byakuya: Um. Well… is it actually that neat?
Gin: Were you born with that face? glomps Gin, Fangirl squeals sorry
Gin: Nope! Now get off me.
eh...ok Vivi-chan. Review done. You should known who I am, yes?
Kira: No. And do not call me that.
From bladescream:
YAY! that chapter was super fast and yay! im the favorite reviewer snidely looks at all of the reviewers and laughs ahahah im just kidding. kidding. :) i know, i'm so humble sometimes, it makes me cry ahaha, very nice chapter as always, but now i just realized that my wedding dress question was a tad on the weird side, oh well. and and and...oh well its ok mintflavouredicecream this fic is too fun for any complaints, now that i look back at it, i go like / i shouldnt have said that. oh well and double YAY! for my two characters getting added super awesomeness. and i LoLed like literally when i read the
response to my urahara question, but i had to stop because i was in a library . thats not good, this is getting too long, im going to give out my questions now...
Kira: Nice to know that others like this fic! I never expected it to get so… um… popular?
ulquiorra: those tear marks on your eyes. were they there before, like were you born with it? or did you put them on yourself?
Ulquiorra: They only came when I became an Arrancar. I think it was a side effect of taking off my mask…
gin, yay u got added: when you walk around in public, has anyone ever asked you if you were sleepwalking? (i have many more questions for gin in store )
Ichimaru: No… Do I really look like I'm sleepwalking? -creepy grin-
Yachiru: Look! The banana smile!
Ichigo: is your hair like that? i meant like were you born like that? or did you make your hair that color on purpose, (please dont kill me ichigo)
Ichigo: How many times have I said it's natural already? Stop asking about that one kay?
Kira: -teasingly- Really? It's not dyed?
Ichigo: I SAID NO, DAMMIT!
Hitsugaya- im soo sorry about what i said, dont kill me hitsugaya-TAICHO rofl...anyway your question...have you ever been denied access on a theme park ride? (you know why you would, dont kill me please? XD)
Hitsugaya: -reads and spots the word taichou- Finally SOMEONE calls me Hitsugaya-taichou!
Momo: Congratulations, Toushirou!
Hitsugaya: It's Hitsugaya-taichou!!
Kira: -sigh- I'm getting bored of saying this… Just answer the question!
Hitsugaya: Oh… uh… ok… -reads rest of question quickly- No, since I've never been in a theme park.
Kenpachi- how much do you bench? like working out and such?
Zaraki: Huh? What's bench? I don't work out unless you count fighting.
ah now hitsugaya and ichigo are going to kill me
runs away...oh yesh and update soon as always, ill be waiting with another review all ready
Kira: Actually, you got away on both counts. Ichigo's likely to be after me, and Shirou-chan's not angry at you anymore… Right, Shirou-chan?
Hitsugaya: -glares while muttering to self- Must… control… must… control…
From ChibiUlquiorra:
YES! My second ever Review! I've never seen an ask fic before, so sorry if I write too much...
k, here goes:
1. Inoue, I'm writing a fanfic where you, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Syzael, who's been turned into a girl, and Nnoitora going to Los Angeles. In the story, Aizen gives everyone roles to act out while on the trip. You are Ulquiorra's girlfriend. Would you like having that relationship with him?
Orihime: No, I want to be with Ichigo-kun…
2. Inoue again. Will you ever realize that Ichigo will never love you, and that he will love Rukia istead?
Orihime: I don't care, I still want to protect Ichigo…
Ichigo: Who said I'll love Rukia? Renji can have her.
Renji: -blush- What you- Hihiou Zabimaru!
Kira: -sigh- Atsumeru…
Renji: Fine, fine! -gets Zabimaru back into sword form-
3. Kenpachi-san. How many peoples have you killed in you life/death-time?
Zaraki: I stopped counting after a hundred. I prefer to fight than kill, actually.
4. Yachiru-chan. How many out of those people have you seen Kenpachi kill?
Yachiru: Hm? Eh… I didn't count either, maybe about half?
5. Ukitake. You have a disease, and I think I might have chronic bronchitis. How can I deal with it? Advice please?
Ukitake: My disease is not bronchitis, it's an allergy to reiishi. So sorry but I cannot answer that.
From awapadfoot:
HELLO!
I have no idea why my review got cut short. So weird. Anyway...
Kira: -eyes closed- You… never mind. People, continue without me for a while. -goes backstage-
Renji:
Why do you tie up your hair?
Ichigo: Cos he looks like a girl if he doesn't.
Renji: Hihiou Za- -glances at glaring people surrounding him- Eh…
General audience:
Do you like him with his hair untied or tied?
Everyone: Tied!
RYUUKEN SAMA:
Do you eat slowly like Uryu-kun does too? And do you object to the host here fangirling over Uryu? And when did you start to torture Uryu-kun? And what was your wife's name?
Ryuuken: I eat normally. The next two questions I will not answer. And the last question is… personal.
Uryuu: You have to answer. It's the rules.
Ryuuken: No.
Kira: -comes out from backstage- Leave it.
THE HOST:
You are KIRA? Hah? A better name could have been Isuzu... Skywalker. runs off laughing
Kira: Call me anything except Kira, and you are dead.
Byakuya:
Do you like chocolate? Like L? :)
Byakuya: Who's L? What's chocolate?
Rukia: -shaking head- Poor Nii-sama…
part of review deleted here
Kira: -holding pen- That part was cancelled out by me. I said before, only Bleach stuff here. Got that?
From bunnylia:
Wow, I really love this fic, thus I shall selfishly ask more questions that
are very disturbing.
(To Ulquiorra): Do you wear eyeliner? If you do, then why do you want that
'emo' image?
Ulquiorra: I do not wear eyeliner. What makes you thinkI do?
(To Hitsugaya Again): So sorry, Hitsugaya-TAICHO... if you insisted EVERYONE
to call you Hitsugaya-TAICHO, did you force your parents/grandmother to call
you Hitsugaya-TAICHO too?
Hitsugaya: -still very angry- Just so you know, I became a taichou only after my grandmother died. Thus that question does not apply.
(To Inoue): In one of my stories, I made you blow up Aizen's Corridor to the
Throne-room because you put in sodium in one of your improvised recipies. Do
you think you can really do that?
Orihime: Sodium? As in sodium chloride, or table salt? I put that in my food all the time.
And how appetizing does maple syrup on steak sound to you?
Wait, last one, before I leg it.
Orihime: Nice! Make it for me one day, will you?
(To Kira, the host): Kira, I was always under the impression that you suffer
from depression. Now I'm banned from reviewing, right? (Runs away, laughing
maniacally)
Kira: You know, of all the things I've ever been told, the weirdest one is still saner than this? Do I really seem depressed??
Everyone else: You never know.
Kira: The answer is no, anyway, that's all for this chapter! Remember to review! Oh, and I'll be doing an Arrancar arc special soon! Not until I've got 50 reviews though! Anyway… -pushes Ulquiorra through portal that just appeared- Well that's taken care of him! Sayonara!