Orochimaru: (annoyed) Well, here's the next update. (sighs) Keep in mind that it's the second in one weekend.

Kabuto: Why do you sound so upset about it?

Orochimaru: Because I have more important things to do other than this!

Kabuto: But this will get us famous! Oh…wait, we already are.

Orochimaru: See? These random drabbles are so unnecessary and an immature way to pass time.

Kabuto: Then just QUIT.

(Orochimaru and Kabuto continue on ranting while Shadow sneaks up on Orochimaru, who's holding the Kusanagi)

Orochimaru and Kabuto: (swing right around) GET OUT!!

Shadow: Grrr……(storms out, only to return milliseconds later with a flame thrower) DIEEE!!

Me: (grabs Shadow by the waist and drags her out of the room) No! Bad demon!

Shadow: (breaks free and attempts to grab the Kusanagi again)

Me: (grabs Shadow by the waist and drags her out of the room AGAIN)

Shadow: (scowls)

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DRABBLE FOUR: Oro the Oreo

" Come on, now. It's your move."

Anna peeked up from her playing cards timidly at hearing the mellow voice of her opponent, only to skittishly lower her head down again. Her attention was again turned toward the six cards in her hand. Uncertain at which one to play, she fidgeted and shuffled them around in no particular order. Geez, which one? This is so mind racketing.

It was her first (and now probably last) time playing War with Orochimaru. She was scared. Because he was so clever. And manipulative. And intelligent.

Okay, I get it! Anna's conscious barked. Just pick a freaking card!

She threw down an 7 of Spades, her highest card, on the coffee table with a slap. Judging by the wide smirk of Orochimaru's, Anna knew that she was screwed. The snake lord chortled arrogantly while he gently placed a King of Hearts in the center of the table. " Ha. Another one for me," he tittered, collecting the cards and adding them to his increasing accumulating pile.

Letting out a sigh of defeat, Anna rested her chin in her hands and shifted her legs into an Indian style position. She lightly blew the shocking white locks of hair that were hanging in front of her eyes away.

Ah well. It was expected.

With the game now over, the snake lord and the emo girl quickly rounded up all the cards and put them in the card box.

" Nice game, young one," Orochimaru said in his raspy voice, that then held a mocking tone,

"though next time, we should definitely play for yen."

Anna cachinnated sarcastically as she looked up at Orochimaru's face. " In your dreams." she playfully joked. " Sorry, Oreo, but I not that stupid."

Orochimaru scowled at the puerile nickname. " Don't call me Oreo." he snapped. " Do I look like a cookie to you?" At this, Anna grinned. For Orochimaru's all black attire and natural white skin really did make him look like an Oreo. She burst out laughing at the realization.

" What? What the hell's so funny?!" Orochimaru demanded. The girl's sudden fit of laughter befuddled him.

Just then, the living room's door creaked open and Kabuto entered with a steaming plate of hot pockets balancing in his hand. Peering down at the scene, he blinked and his eyebrows rose. "What's so funny?" he asked as he set the plate on the coffee table.

" I have no clue," muttered Orochimaru, who's slit eyes never left the hysterical Anna laughing uncontrollably on the carpet. " She won't stop laughing. And it's starting to piss me off."

Noticing the newest occupant in the room, Anna released one more chortle and stood up on weak legs. " H-hey, Kabuto, what's up?" she wheezed, trying her hardest to contain the giggles that she still held. " L-let me ask you this," the girl stumbled over to the exasperated Orochimaru and stood next to him, gripping his thin arm.

" Does Orochimaru… look like an Oreo to you?"

Kabuto's face twisted into a confused expression as his eyes stared up and down at the now infuriated Orochimaru.

" Is…that what this whole thing is about?" he asked Anna through gritted teeth. Though Anna was only interested in Kabuto's answer.

The medical ninja must have thought the same as the emo girl, for he as well began to let out snorts of giggles. Moments later both Kabuto and Anna were on the ground in deranged laughter, showing no signs of stopping anytime soon.

" WHAT?!???!" Orochimaru roared down at the two. " ARE YOU SERIOUS!??! DO YOU BOTH REALLY THINK I LOOK LIKE A COOKIE?!?!?!?"

Though he was ignored. Because Kabuto and Anna didn't hear him. The laughter was just too raucous. His whole slim body was now twitching.

" Ahaha…..AHAHAA!" Kabuto rasped. " Oh my…THAT is funny…"

" I KNOW!" Anna loudly agreed. " I never noticed until now! HAHAHA!!"

Kabuto got up, still laughing, and walked towards the kitchen, only to pathetically tumble to the floor, though unfazed by the fall, and got right back up walking again. " You know…we do have Oreos in the cupboard…"

" DO we?"

" Yeah…..I'm getting them now…" Kabuto replied from the kitchen. He was drained from all the laughter.

So was Anna apparently, for she now lay on the soft ground panting and gasping for breath. "Bring…bring some milk, too."

Her response was a obstreperous sound of various pots and pans clanging to the ground, following by a thud of a body hitting the ground as well. Kabuto passed out from all the laughter.

"……….Kabuto?….."

" Mrrrghh………"

" Are you alright?"

" Yeah….yes….I just need to get….the Orochimarus, I mean Oreos-"

" ……WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!" Orochimaru screeched. He stormed into the kitchen. Sounds of merciless punching and kicking were now audible. " DID YOU JUST SAY OROCHIMARUS?! YOU MISTOOK MY NAME FOR A MERE COOKIE!?!??!"

Not wishing to be the next victim of Orochimaru's wrath, Anna backed out of the living room and into the hallway. She walked down it until she came across a messily painted red and black door, for which she knocked on.

An annoyed voice moaned from the other side of the door. " What?"

" I need your opinion on something."

" I'm in the middle of something important, here!"

Sighing, Anna leaned against the bedroom door. " It'll just take a sec. Put down the cheap imitation of the Kusanagi down and talk to me."

There was a moment of silence before the door violently swung open, causing the startled Anna to fall backward onto the floor. " Argh!"

The emo girl looked up into her younger cousin's face, which showed hints of impatience. "What?" Shadow glowered. "I'm very busy!"

" Planning on how to steal the Kusanagi and using it to its ultimate power?"

The corners on Shadow's frown curved upwards into a smirk. " You know me too well, dear cousin." Extending out a hand, Anna reached for her cousin's hand and Shadow hoisted her off the floor.

" Just don't tell Orochimaru, for if you do-"

" Yeah, yeah, I'll devour your soul." The two girls laughed at Shadow's usual threatening words. It was Anna who broke the laughter. " But, speaking of Orochimaru, I need to ask you a quick question."

Shadow's green eyes widened in horror and stepped back. " Oh no, DID HE FIND OUT ABOUT THE EGGS?!"

"……….What?"

Shadow released a relieved breath. " Good. Never mind, then."

Shaking off the unexpected question, Anna asked, " Shadow….do you think Orochimaru looks like…an Oreo?"

"……….an Oreo?"

" Yeah."

" You mean that cookie with the black crust and white cream in the middle?"

" Yeah."

Shadow shook her head. " Let me get this straight, you want my opinion on if I think that Orochimaru, the ultimate snake ninja, probably one of the world's most powerful and dangerous villains, looks like an Oreo?"

" Yeah." Anna answered for the third time.

"……………………………...AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!" Shadow barked, leaning onto the door for support. " Anna…ANNA, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! HAHAHAHAA!!!"

Giving in, Anna joined Shadow in the laughing. Soon the two were down the hallway and into the living room, where the beaten up Kabuto and annoyed Orochimaru sat eating a pack of Oreos and milk. The two girls joined them. Kabuto then began laughing up a storm as well.

Orochimaru growled. " It's not FUNNY!!!!"

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Kabuto: There's the next chapter, all complete. Hope we gave you a laugh.

Shadow: And if it didn't, then you suck.

Me: Now please review! We also need ideas! PLEASE contribute!

Orochimaru:………………

All: (turn to Orochimaru)

Orochimaru: I AM NOT AN OREO!!!!