A/N: This chapter is meant as a test for a different format; it failed. I'll be going back to the original format next chapter, gomen!
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Kira: Here we all are again! Now, a surprise for everyone – in a few days, it'll be Renji's birthday, thus we'll be celebrating it today!
Renji: Wha-
Kira: Yup, we've got all the preparations ready! Now we just need our cake…
-Yachiru pops in-
Yachiru: Here! It's made of… strawberry!
Ichigo: What the-
Kira: Yup! Strawberry cream with chocolate icing and crushed cookie sprinkles! (Guess where the cookies came from…?) We'll be having the cake at the end of the chapter!
Yachiru: Kira-chan! Shouldn't the party start soon?
Kira: Of course! Every party has games, right? Well, at this party, we'll be playing truth or dare! The rules are really simple: guests have to choose either truth or dare, and then one will be randomly selected from those sent by reviewers. If there are none Yachiru and I get to think one up. Now… Renji, it's your party, so pick the first player!
Renji: Ha! Ichigo!
Ichigo: Dare…
Kira: Right! From sailor winx: say that Renji and Uryuu are better than you in every way!
Ichigo: Are no- oh, it's a dare. Uh… Uryuu and Renji are be…be…
Yachiru: Say it, Ichi-chan!
Ichigo: …better than me!
Kira: Yes! Next is… um… Rukia!
Rukia: Dare!
Kira: From AllenxWalker'sxEnemy: tell Byakuya that you and Ichigo are going to get married!
Rukia: …
Kira: Hurry up!
Rukia: Nii-sama… um… Ichigo and I are… um… getting… um… ma-married…
-Ichigo glances at Byakuya-
Byakuya: -flat glare at Ichigo- If you dare do anything, Kurosaki…
Kira: Now… Pick someone, Yachiru!
Yachiru: Megane-chan! It's your turn!
Uryuu: -pushes up glasses- Truth.
Kira: Let's see… from fluffylover119: why are you such a nerd?
Uryuu: I am? –pushes up glasses- I was influenced by Ryuuken, I guess… and there's not much else to do…
Kira: In that case, let's have Ryuuken next!
Ryuuken: -raises eyebrow- Dare…
Kira: From awapadfoot, who is joining us next chapter after I release the bakudou on her: hug Uryuu for one minute.
Ryuuken: NO.
Orihime: Come on, Ryuuken-san! Show your fatherly love for your son!
Ryuuken: -glares at still-bakudoued-on-floor awapadfoot- What were you thin-
-Yachiru pushes Ryuuken into Uryuu. Kira pushes Uryuu into Ryuuken. Orihime giggles-
Kira: Now just-
-Uryuu and Ryuuken jump apart-
Kira: That was, according to my stopwatch here, only 3 seconds. Forfeit!
Yachiru: The forfeit is… Ryuuken-chan! Jump around clucking like a chicken for one minute!
Ryuuken: Fine…
One minute later…
Kira: Oh, my eyes…
Uryuu: What… just… happened…?
Yachiru: Next up is Shirou-chan! Truth or dare?
Hitsugaya: Dare.
Kira: -evil grin- From Bunnylia: find out Matsumoto's bra size!
Hitsugaya: NO…
Kira: -reaches backstage and pulls out a sword- Are you sure, Shirou-kun…?
Hitsugaya: Ok, ok!
Kira: Go on then! –straps sword to back-
Hitsugaya: Matsumoto… come here a minute… -drags Matsumoto off stage-
Five minutes later…
-Hitsugaya and Matsumoto emerge on stage-
Hitsugaya: -blushing- She… doesn't… wear… one…
Kira: Ah. Well… Yachiru, would you like to play as well?
Yachiru: Yay! I choose the truth!
Kira: Well! From sailor winx: have you ever blackmailed someone to get candy?
Yachiru: I don't need to! Ken-chan gives me so much already! Now… Gin-chan!
Ichimaru: Dare.
Kira: Another one from sailor winx: Open your eyes till the end of the chapter!
Ichimaru: That's hard, ya know… -forces eyes open by 1 cm-
Kira: That's it! I need a picture of this…
Yachiru: Can we have cake now, Kira-chan?
Kira: I guess… due to time constraints here, this chapter will thus end…
Yachiru: Birthday song!
-music starts playing-
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to Renji…
Happy birthday from me
Kira: Cake-cutting time!
-Renji cuts cake for everyone-
Kira: -mouth full of cake- We'll be taking dares as part of the regular chapters from now on! Oh and, before I forget… Shirou-kun, would you please release awapadfoot from the bakudou?
Hitsugaya: Fine… -gestures and bakudou is released-
Kira: That's all! Sayonara!