"Rest areas ugh, so utterly, ridiculously, repulsive, it would seem as if the cleaning crew only shows up once every four months and even when they do show up they do a half-ass job to rival the chefs at, well, I don't think I'm at liberty to say, but I will say this, this particular chain of fast food restaurants has a suspiciously scary clown with an odd obsession with small children, and preparing meals specially tailored for small children, and seems to get cheaply made toys to put in said meals. YOU know who you are and you should be very ashamed of yourself, I wonder if it's completely healthy to carry out expansive conversations with yourself? Eh, nobody cares, alright Haku, you can do this."
Haku stood in a particularly dirty Cleveland rest area loudly vocalizing his thoughts to himself, debating on whether or not he should use the more than likely disease infested toilet seat.
"OKay, let's take this in the scientific manner, pros and cons, pro, if you use the toilet you will get major relief, con, if I do use there is a posibility that you could contract a new strain of the herpes, maybe one of the other ones isn't as dirty."
Haku unlocked the stall and shambled toward the stall on his left as he opened it he was met with a horrid sight,"Oh gawd, they didn't even try to hit the toilet, it's just sitting there, on the damn floor!, okay let's try the one on the right."
The other stall was only slightly better than the other two. "Okay, just sit down, relax, distract yourself with some of the public poetry,hmm, what's with this hole, 'come here at five o clock on the 3rd for a good time', oh God!, alright, somethin' else, somethin' else, okay, 'here I sit broken hearted came to, OH GOD!"
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "What do you think's keeping Haku so long, he went in there like twenty minutes ago."
"Patience is a golden virtue, you would be wise to remember that young Gaara."
"Yea nice Yoda impression Naruto, but seriously, why is he taking so long, you'd think he was coiling every one-"
"GAARA!"
"Sorry Temari."
"Hey, Sasuke!, chop chop!"
"What do you want Temari?"
"Geez, bite my head off, sor-ree!"
"No, it's not your fault, I just have been, well, I really haven't been at the top of my game lately, I saw sumthin' well, pretty scary."
"What, Gaara's Britney Spears impresion?"
"Uhhhh, but no, I just-"
"Spit it out already Sasuke, we went out of our way to personally sneak you out of your house for this trip and if you aren't going to be a participant and not appreciate what we did than, well, I'm going to have to take Naruto's side on this one, don't be a stick in the mud."
Flashback
Most children have a tendancy to think that whatever grade they're in school at the time is always the hardest, smartest class and they'll do anything to uplhold that unspoken creed, even if it leads to them sounding incredibly stupid as they talk out their ass. On that note-
"What the hell Sasuke!?"
It was the classic school fight scene, Naruto the seventh grader took what was supposed a normal day in the Konoha Junior High School and turned it into absolute suspension fodder for a certain Principal. Naruto had been walking out of the lunch line on a Sloppy Joe Thursday, sampling the viscous sauce holding the ground beef together, he had taken a wrong turn walking out and ran headlong into a certain upperclassman, a certain raven.
"What the hell Sasuke!?"
The disassembled burger had been smeared meat first onto his white shirt underneath his open orange hoody.
"Well maybe if you would watch where you were going." Sasuke scoffed.
"The same could be said for you, why didn't you say anything when you saw me walking into the wrong line."
"..., I,"
"Yeah that's right Sasuke, your silence is reassuring, why don't you just get out of my way and try screwing up someone else's life for a change?"
"Hey!, I don't have to take your crap, especially 'cause you're an underclassman, and whatever have I done to you?"
"Yea you remember last Friday in Asuma's shop class?"
Sasuke began to get a queasy feeling in the pit of his stomach, he began to get a vivid picture of what had happened that particular day.
"Yea, that's right, you know what I'm talking about, I was about to fail that class and it crushed me, it crushed me, and guess who was there to shove my nose in it, I ran out of the class early and cried myself to sleep, do you know why?"
"I,-I didn't-"
"That's right, you wouldn't Sasuke."
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX It was a chance fate encounter that started with a hostile relationship, that is to describe it generously. The two boys were at each other's throats for as long as the fifth grade but for no reason beyond jealousy. Sasuke had everything Naruto wanted, everything that he wanted to be but couldn't. Sasuke was calm, stoic, and composed and calculating at every turn, no matter how deeply heated any debate or conflict got he was always the one to resolve it. The quoted, "blossom of friendship" was planted among sports, Sasuke was always getting outclassed by his brother so as to gain attention from his parents he took up Football, and much to his surprise he found Naruto was already in the sport. It was always a competitive friendship, one always pushing the other and surpassing everyone else among them. It was in this that Sasuke realized he and Naruto could be considered friends, it was then that Sasuke started soending more time with Naruto, first only in another sport, wrestling, but the true seal of their friendship came about three years later. Both of the boys' parents had grown close during the competitive friendship of their children. So a major shock came when Naruto showed up on Sasuke's doorstep with news of parents dying in a plane crash, Naruto sobbing on Sasuke's shoulder.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX End Flashback
"Temari, I-"
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (A/N)The inspiration for the flashback is all based on true stories between me and my best friend, except the parental death part, that would suck.
Haku stood in a particularly dirty Cleveland rest area loudly vocalizing his thoughts to himself, debating on whether or not he should use the more than likely disease infested toilet seat.
"OKay, let's take this in the scientific manner, pros and cons, pro, if you use the toilet you will get major relief, con, if I do use there is a posibility that you could contract a new strain of the herpes, maybe one of the other ones isn't as dirty."
Haku unlocked the stall and shambled toward the stall on his left as he opened it he was met with a horrid sight,"Oh gawd, they didn't even try to hit the toilet, it's just sitting there, on the damn floor!, okay let's try the one on the right."
The other stall was only slightly better than the other two. "Okay, just sit down, relax, distract yourself with some of the public poetry,hmm, what's with this hole, 'come here at five o clock on the 3rd for a good time', oh God!, alright, somethin' else, somethin' else, okay, 'here I sit broken hearted came to, OH GOD!"
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "What do you think's keeping Haku so long, he went in there like twenty minutes ago."
"Patience is a golden virtue, you would be wise to remember that young Gaara."
"Yea nice Yoda impression Naruto, but seriously, why is he taking so long, you'd think he was coiling every one-"
"GAARA!"
"Sorry Temari."
"Hey, Sasuke!, chop chop!"
"What do you want Temari?"
"Geez, bite my head off, sor-ree!"
"No, it's not your fault, I just have been, well, I really haven't been at the top of my game lately, I saw sumthin' well, pretty scary."
"What, Gaara's Britney Spears impresion?"
"Uhhhh, but no, I just-"
"Spit it out already Sasuke, we went out of our way to personally sneak you out of your house for this trip and if you aren't going to be a participant and not appreciate what we did than, well, I'm going to have to take Naruto's side on this one, don't be a stick in the mud."
Flashback
Most children have a tendancy to think that whatever grade they're in school at the time is always the hardest, smartest class and they'll do anything to uplhold that unspoken creed, even if it leads to them sounding incredibly stupid as they talk out their ass. On that note-
"What the hell Sasuke!?"
It was the classic school fight scene, Naruto the seventh grader took what was supposed a normal day in the Konoha Junior High School and turned it into absolute suspension fodder for a certain Principal. Naruto had been walking out of the lunch line on a Sloppy Joe Thursday, sampling the viscous sauce holding the ground beef together, he had taken a wrong turn walking out and ran headlong into a certain upperclassman, a certain raven.
"What the hell Sasuke!?"
The disassembled burger had been smeared meat first onto his white shirt underneath his open orange hoody.
"Well maybe if you would watch where you were going." Sasuke scoffed.
"The same could be said for you, why didn't you say anything when you saw me walking into the wrong line."
"..., I,"
"Yeah that's right Sasuke, your silence is reassuring, why don't you just get out of my way and try screwing up someone else's life for a change?"
"Hey!, I don't have to take your crap, especially 'cause you're an underclassman, and whatever have I done to you?"
"Yea you remember last Friday in Asuma's shop class?"
Sasuke began to get a queasy feeling in the pit of his stomach, he began to get a vivid picture of what had happened that particular day.
"Yea, that's right, you know what I'm talking about, I was about to fail that class and it crushed me, it crushed me, and guess who was there to shove my nose in it, I ran out of the class early and cried myself to sleep, do you know why?"
"I,-I didn't-"
"That's right, you wouldn't Sasuke."
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX It was a chance fate encounter that started with a hostile relationship, that is to describe it generously. The two boys were at each other's throats for as long as the fifth grade but for no reason beyond jealousy. Sasuke had everything Naruto wanted, everything that he wanted to be but couldn't. Sasuke was calm, stoic, and composed and calculating at every turn, no matter how deeply heated any debate or conflict got he was always the one to resolve it. The quoted, "blossom of friendship" was planted among sports, Sasuke was always getting outclassed by his brother so as to gain attention from his parents he took up Football, and much to his surprise he found Naruto was already in the sport. It was always a competitive friendship, one always pushing the other and surpassing everyone else among them. It was in this that Sasuke realized he and Naruto could be considered friends, it was then that Sasuke started soending more time with Naruto, first only in another sport, wrestling, but the true seal of their friendship came about three years later. Both of the boys' parents had grown close during the competitive friendship of their children. So a major shock came when Naruto showed up on Sasuke's doorstep with news of parents dying in a plane crash, Naruto sobbing on Sasuke's shoulder.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX End Flashback
"Temari, I-"
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (A/N)The inspiration for the flashback is all based on true stories between me and my best friend, except the parental death part, that would suck.