(notices that she hasn't updated since March) Oops….please…..don't kill me……(gets attacked by a merciless mob) AHHHH!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY!!

Yeaaaaaahhhh…..ahaha. Sorry for the really late update (REALLY late XP). But, I got out of school yesterday, so now I have a lot of spare time to write this. BOO YEAH!! XD FREE FOR THE NEXT TWO AND A HALF MONTHS!! Then…off to high school….(shudders)

Shadow: SCHOOL?? WHERE?! (gets flame thrower)

Kabuto: (sighs) Callllllllm dooowwwwwwwn.

Shadow: NEVERRR!! (burns down my school) BWHAHAAHA!!

Me: O.O………(nods head sadly)……wait……SOME OF MY FRIENDS WERE IN THERE!! (cries)

Orochimaru: Let's just get on with the story. I'm getting a headache from all the madness….

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DRABBLE NINE: His First Dunk

Anna, Shadow, and Kabuto huddled together against the kitchen doorway. They knew that something was up when Orochimaru ordered them all away from the kitchen, saying he had 'important business to do'. This got them all riled up in various thoughts. But the three came to the same conclusion.

Orochimaru didn't eat. So what 'important business' did he have to do in the kitchen?

Shadow was tapping her foot with impatience and anxiousness. They've been listening to nothing for the past twenty minutes. She needed some action. " What the hell is he doing in there?" Shadow loudly hissed. " I don't hear a thing!" She pressed her ear as hard as she could against the kitchen door, egging for any mere sound that her sensai might make.

" PATIENCE, Shadow," the medic ninja Kabuto whispered sharply, earning a death glare from the demon practically on top of him. " You need patience, which you unfortunately lack." He continued on cupping his ear against the door, now fully concentrated. Shadow grinned evilly and gave Kabuto a Wet Willie in his other exposed ear. Kabuto jumped slightly and fell against the door. " Dammit!" he muttered under his breath.

Shadow smiled. If there wasn't any action, make up your own. That was one of her secret policies. She whipped back a wave of beautiful red hair that was hanging in her face. " Haha, biotch."

The last individual rolled her big blue eyes at the two's immature quarrel. " Guys, shut up. He's gonna hear you both," she warned. " And we'll be burnt waffles if he does!" (A/N: I'm seriously a freak for waffles. xD)

Orochimaru literally burning them would be quick and easy for the evil snake lord. So Shadow and Kabuto quickly shut themselves up. Though without Shadow lightly pulling on Kabuto's pony tail first.

There was no sound for a few moments, except for the group's even breathing and Shadow's annoying foot tapping……

But then………..

" I heard something," Kabuto said in a serious voice. " I heard him get up." This made his two young companions gasp and lean their ears into the door even more. The three heard some rumpling of a container and the trash can opening.

Shadow uncharacteristically squealed in excitement. " Ohhh! What's he doing, what's he doing, what's he-" Kabuto cupped his hand against Shadow's mouth, ceasing her loud voice.

" SHHHH!" he hissed, placing a finger on his lips, indicating quiet. Shadow growled at this and spit into Kabuto's palm. The medic ninja sighed and wiped his saliva infested hand on the side of his shirt. " You're so juvenile…." Shadow tried to chomp down on her rival's fingers, but he whipped his arm away in the nick of time and slapped her in the back of the head. A silent, petty war then emerged.

Anna was now the only one listening in. She really just wanted to open the door slightly and see what Orochimaru was doing, instead of just listening in and not getting an accurate image on his actions. Making sure that Kabuto and Shadow weren't looking (which they weren't, for now they were occupied silently wrestling each other in the hallway), Anna creaked the kitchen door open only a centimeter and cautiously peeked in.

And there was Orochimaru. He was seated at the kitchen table, and looked somewhat nervous and annoyed at once. His eyebrows were furrowed, and his arms were actually shaking.

His arms were shaking as he extended one forward. He gripped the tall glass of milk that was in front of him in his hand and moved it closer to his place, setting it down lightly as if he was afraid the glass cup would smash with the tiniest touch. Orochimaru then waited a moment, taking a deep breath. He closed his slit eyes.

Anna's eyebrows raised. What was going on? She had never seen the man she somewhat feared actually on edge before.

The truth was then finally revealed as Orochimaru took a single Oreo off a plate and held it toward his paler than usual face. He glared at the cookie in front of him, murmuring something incomprehensible to it. Anna burst out with laughter, now knowing what the 'important business' was, but instantly clamped her hands against her mouth. Oh man! Did he hear me?!

She guessed that he didn't, for he was unfazed when she fearfully looked back at him. Orochimaru's whole body was motionless. Anna's was as well, eager on what was to happen next.

The girl was then aware of a calm, soothing voice coming from inside the kitchen. No……more like the sound of a calm, soothing voice coming from the radio, which was on the counter.

It was an audio book…….

…….on how to properly eat an Oreo.

Anna was on the ground with giggles.

" Now, once you have the Oreo in your hand, dunk it in the miiiiiiilk," the voice instructed. Orochimaru followed the orders.

" The longer the Oreo is in the miiiilk, the soggier it gets. Keep that in your miiiiind," the audio book explained. Orochimaru nodded in response as he dipped the cookie in his milk.

" Once you're done diiiiipping the Oreo in the milk, taaaake it out…and enjooooooy…." The audio book came to a close.

Orochimaru then took the final step and put the cookie in his mouth, chewing it slowly. "Mmm…..double stuffed…."

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Me, Shadow, and Kabuto: (are all on the ground laughing)

Orochimaru: (anime sweat drop) What? It was my first time. Damn you all. " I was curious…..

Me: (in between giggles) AHAAHA!! R-read and r-review, everyone! HAHA!!