Alia- Ha! Finally a list of new jokes that include the YuYu Gang.

Rei- If you see jokes that you have used on your page, we didn't use yours.

Kai- Yeah so don't go hating us, we find our own jokes from all over.

Alia- Thanks now here's the third installment of Jokes that include the YuYu Gang.

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Getting into the Olympic Village

Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The Hiei says, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security system that we can utilize to scam our way in."

Immediately, a burly athlete walks up to the table and states, "Angus MacPherson. Scotland. Shotput." He opens his gym bag to display a shotput to the registration attendant.

Botan the attendant says, "Very good, Mr. MacPherson. Here is your packet of registration materials, complete with hotel keys, passes to all Olympic events, meal tickets, and other information."

Hiei gets inspired and grabs a small tree sapling, strips off the limbs and roots, walks up the registration table and states: "Chuck Wagon. Canada. Javelin."

Botan says, "Very good, Mr. Wagon. Here is your packet of registration materials, hotel keys, passes, meal tickets, and so forth. Good luck!"

Yusuke grabs a street utility manhole cover, walks up to the registration table and states: "Dusty Rhodes. Australia. Discus."

Botan says, "Terrific, Mr. Rhodes. Here is your packet of registration materials, hotel keys, a full set of passes, and meal tickets. Enjoy yourself."

They scamper in, but suddenly realize that Kuwabara is missing. They groan, because he's a simpleton from the hills of Vermont. They forgot to make sure he doesn't do something stupid and blow their cover stories.

Just then he walks proudly up to the table with a roll of barbed wire under his arm and states: "Foster Bean. Hardwick, Vermont. Fencing."

The Cup Holder

Hiei: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Kurama: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Hiei: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Kurama: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Hiei: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Kurama: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"

Hiei: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive.

Keiko's List of ways to tell you have PMS

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800--.

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

Inanimate objects get on your nerves.

You're counting down the days until menopause.

You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the salt.

While simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.

You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate assault the next.

The Golf Challenge

Yusuke who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.

Just as he was about to tee off Genkai shuffled onto the tee and asked if she could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old lady to join him.

To his surprise Genkai played fairly quickly. She didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and it was directly between his ball and the green.

After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old lady finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."

With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally laid.

Genkai offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."

Jin's Funny Signs

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee! "Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push"

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

Kuwabara's Red-Neck Lingo

What high-tech lingo becomes once it goes north of the Oregon-California border.

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.

LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.

DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk

MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood

FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time

PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside

SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season

BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do

MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag

MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife

LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs

MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn

MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf

PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all

RANDOM ACCESS

MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks

MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

Koenma's Comebacks to ' Why aren't you married yet?'

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

It didn't seem worth a blood test.

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

Why aren't you thin?

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

More of Kuwabara's Stupid Questions

1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?

2. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

3. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

4. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

5. Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

6. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

7. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

8. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

9. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

10. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

11. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

12. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

13. You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

14. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

15. What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

16.When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

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Alia- Hope you all liked, we will probably be coming out with more later today.

Midnight- Later until next time!