ZOMFG!! HAPPY OCTOBER, EVERYBODY!! Well, it's already the 8th, but still! XD

Aii...sorry for the long update wait. I had this written a week ago, but fanfiction wouldn't let me log on. I now just realized that I had to disable that Norton Internet Security thing. Ahaha...

This is just a quick short chapter dedicated to…well….me! My birthday was the 23rd , but I was too busy to write another chapter, so here it is now. My special birthday chapter…..even though this has nothing to do with my birthday what-so-ever. Hope you all enjoy! Sorry it's so short….and not really my best chapter, but I just really felt like updating, soooo……

Shadow: Geez, what took you so long to update?

Me: I'M BUSY WITH SCHOOL!! It's not MY fault!

Orochimaru: Yes. School comes first before fan fiction.

Shadow: (goes all sad) B-B-But she forgot about us! (pulls Orochimaru and Kabuto to her sides and goes puppy eyed)

Orochimaru: Let….(twitch)…..go….of……(twitch)…me.

Shadow: …..(lets go) I forgot about how you didn't like to be casually touched……

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DRABBLE THIRTEEN: Fear on the Wall

" Ah…..ah…..AHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Kabuto jumped in his place as the shrill sound of Anna's scream reached his ears. He was pouring homemade sauce into a bowl full of noodles, but Kabuto's arm jerked at the sudden high-pitched scream, adding much more sauce than needed. Some of the red sauce flew out of the bowl and onto the once clean, beige countertop. "Geez…." he muttered.

" AHHH!! KABUTO, HELP ME!!"

" BWHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Kabuto now sighed. There went Shadow with her evil, maniac laughter. And whenever Shadow laughed like that, there was something up.

" Guys? What are you two doing in there?" he called from his place in the kitchen.

He heard Shadow try to suppress a stream of giggles. "N-N-Nothing…..BAHAHA!!"

" KABUTO!! GET IN HERE!!"

There went Anna. She sounded pretty worried. And scared. REALLY scared.

" Alright, I'm coming."

Kabuto threw down his wooden mixing spoon and went and stood under the kitchen doorway. His eyebrows raised as he inspected the living room. Everything appeared to be normal……except the fact that Anna was standing on the top part of the couch, shaking in her place. Her face was pale and her ice blue eyes were wide in sheer fear.

Shadow was just there, admiring the sight.

And that sight was on the far wall. A little, small house spider.

"……..that's it? THAT'S what you're so scared of?" Kabuto asked, folding his arms across his chest. He was agitated, yet slightly amused at the effect a mere spider had on some people. Anna, for example, who was in fear for her life, it looked like.

" YES!! KILL IT!! KILL IT NOW!!"

Shadow burst out laughing again. " BAHAHAHHA!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SCARED SHITLESS OF A SPIDER!! IT AIN'T DOING ANYTHING TO YA, FOR GOD'S SAKE!"

Anna blinked her eyes and sank into the couch, assembling herself in a fetal position, her vision never leaving the spider. " I-I-It's….s-scary….."

" Dude, it's JUST a spider. It's not like-"

" OH MY GOD, IT MOVED!!" Anna flew off the couch and dove under it in a millisecond. A moment later, soft weeping was heard from under the couch.

Shadow and Kabuto exchanged annoyed glances.

" Anna….you have problems……"

Said girl peeked her head out from her spot under the couch and stared right up at her cousin. " Pfft. Like I didn't know that before," she said in a normal voice. She then returned back under the couch and resumed her soft, scared little girl crying.

Kabuto had had enough. " Alright, this is getting ridiculous," he complained as he walked over to where the spider resided on the wall. " Anna, look over here."

" JUST KILL IT!!"

The medic ninja made his tone of voice more serious. " Anna……I want you to see me kill it, so you know for sure that it's dead."

Shadow huffed. " Just get rid of it, Kabuto. Or else I'll get rid of you." She cast a warning glance over Kabuto's way, but he didn't flinch. He waded an old magazine off the coffee table into a tight cylinder and smacked the spider dead. The spider fell off the wall and landed on the floor with a soft thud.

" There. Are you satisfied?" Kabuto asked, scooping up the spider with the magazine and discarding it in the nearby trashcan under the computer desk.

It was a few moments later that Anna peeked her head out from under the couch. " So it's gone?"

" YES."

" Let me see it."

" Anna, it's in the garbage."

" ……….."

" ……….."

" You're POSITIVE it's-"

" YES, YES!! IT'S DEAD!!" Shadow cut in. " Geez……oh my god……ANNA."

" …….What?"

" There's two spiders by your leg."

In a split second the entire couch was thrown off the floor and into the air. The blurry shape that was Anna bolted out as fast as lightning and flew into the kitchen, screaming bloody murder. The back door burst open and Anna ran outside, flailing her arms and soon was rolling on the ground for some unknown reason.

" …….Wow. She's lost it." Kabuto concluded.

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Sorry the chapter's not longer and that it's kinda suckish, but I REALLY wanted to update. Hope it'll suffice.

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