HFSM!
Holy Fuckin' Shit Man!
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Back to the story…
Last Time:
Ryuu stepped up to Inui. "Do you think I could have some of that juice? I have a 'pest' I have to get rid of."
Inui- who was distantly wondering why the shorter boy was whispering- whispered back, "Do you mean Tezuka?"
"Yeah, so can I have some?"
"My juice has no effect on him." Ryuu faulted.
"Damn," Inui's glasses glinted as he began to write data down at a furious pace. "And, Ryoma's right behind me isn't she?"
"Uh, yup," Inui said.
"And she's looked pretty P.O-ed, doesn't she?"
"You are correct." Ryuu spun around to face a glaring Ryoma.
"Give that to Mitsu and it's your balls. And no, I don't mean tennis." Ryoma stalked away with an air of finality.
"I'm on probation, AGAIN!?"
"Damn Skippy," Ryoma said as she walked over to Momo, probably weaseling her way into free burgers.
This time:
"Fudomine, who are they?" Ryoma asked when Ryuuzaki had announced their opponent in the upcoming tournament.
"They're a team comprised of all second years except their player/coach/captain, Tachibana Kippei." Inui read from his notebook.
Ryuu snuck a sly glance to Momo, "Neh Inui. Would he happen to have a little sister named Ann?"
"Actually he does, why?"
"I would watch out Momo-senpai. You're playing with fire and ya might get burned too."
Everyone lifted an eyebrow at Momo, "You and Ann?" They all questioned at the same time.
Momoshiro, the poor simpleton he is, began to sweat, "It was just a tennis date!" He ran out of the room as everyone began laughing. Everyone but Ryoma and Tezuka that is.
"Ryuu, aren't you playing with fire as well? As I recall, Ryuuzaki-sensei doesn't know what you and Sa-ku-no-chan did the other day, or should I say…night."
Ryuu looked at Ryoma in shock, "W-w-w-w-what are you t-t-t-talking about?"
"Oh yes, I remember. You guys were very…what's the right word? Ah yes, that's it- you were very loud and energetic."
Ryuuzaki's face was red in anger as she slammed her clipboard down. "ECHIZEN RYUUSUKE, GET OUTSIDE. NOW!!!" Ryuu screeched and ran outside where Ryuuzaki dragged him…somewhere.
"That was a bit harsh Ryoma," Tezuka said as he removed the papers from the now broken clipboard.
"He broke my straight iron," Ryoma turned her nose into the air. "It's a fair trade."
"You don't even use it."
"How would you know?"
"If you did, your hair would be straight and not curly at the ends."
Eiji inched closer to Fuji and Oishi, "They fight like they're married or something, nya."
Oishi nodded, "We should stop them."
"Sa, I don't know, I find it amusing."
Fuji giggled and whispered 'curling iron' in Ryoma's direction.
"Ah, that's right. I use my curling iron to bump my ends. That's why they're curly."
"No you don't."
"And why not?"
Tezuka gave the most bored/flat/un-amused look ever, "You don't even have a curling iron."
Ryoma uncrossed her legs before putting her right leg over her left, "And you know that because…?"
"I would've seen you use it."
"Touché mon petit-ami, touché," Ryoma leaned back and crossed her arms behind her head as a lazy smiled spread on her face.
Eiji looked confused for a moment, "What's a 'mon petit-ami'?"
"I think it mean 'something little friend'," Oishi said as he scratched his head.
"Sa, actually it's French. Mon is a possessive pronoun, and petit-ami is the longer way to say boyfriend. So she's saying 'my boyfriend'."
"Ah, as expecting of Seigaku's Tensai, nya!" Eiji hugged Fuji and praised him for his smartness.
--
"Fu-Fu-Fudomine, Fu-Fu-Fudomine! La, la, la, laa!" Ryoma sang softly as the team walked to their assigned courts after registration.
"Fu-Fu-Fudomine, Fu-Fu-Fudomine! La, la, la, laa!" Everyone but Tezuka and Kaidoh began to sing softly on the way. Hey, it was a catchy song. The tune was from The Nightmare Before Christmas from the song This Is Halloween, and it was fun.
Ryoma pulled on Tezuka and Kaidoh's sleeves and they reluctantly joined in, though Tezuka was almost inaudible.
Soon they began singing at a louder volume and Eiji and Fuji started skipping. Ryuu and Ryo joined in too, followed by Kawamura, Oishi, Inui, and one hell of a reluctant Kaidoh. Tezuka just sped up his pace a bit.
'No way am I going to skip,' He thought to himself.
"FU-FU-FUDOMINE, FU-FU-FUDOMINE! LA, LA, LA, LAA! WE'RE GONNA BEAT FUDOMINE! WE'RE GONNA BEAT FUDOMINE! LA, LA, LA, LAA! FUDO-MIIIINE! FUDO-MIIIINE! WE'RE GONNA BE-EEEAAT FUDOMINE! LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA-LA-LA-LA!" They continued to sing and skip to the This Is Halloween tune.
People looked at them like they were crazy.
That was…until B-Unit showed up.
B-Unit was of course, Fudomine. Tachibana looked at them with a quirked eyebrow. All of Fudomine looked at them oddly.
"FU-FU-FUDO-MINE!" They shouted, sans Tezuka because Tezukas don't do that, in his face.
Fudomine looked at them with something akin to anger, Ryoma, being the kind hearted person she is (I just choked on my piece of chocolate) waved a red, white, and blue pom-pom.
"Woo, school spirit!" She said in a small voice, "Viva la Seigaku! Death to Fudomine!"
Everybody began chanting, "VIVA LA SEIGAKU! VIVA LA SEIGAKU! VIVA LA SEIGAKU!"
Fudomine began to look cornered.
Tezuka swiped the pom-pom from Ryoma's hand, "At tomorrow's practice, everyone runs 100 laps! Ryoma, you run 120 laps!"
Ryoma gaped, "SAY WHAT!?"
"What did I tell you about inciting fights between opponents by aggravating them?"
"Don't."
"And what did you do?"
"Do."
"120 laps tomorrow, you best be there early."
Tezuka nodded to Tachibana in apology and led the way to the courts. Everyone followed behind with their heads bowed.
Tomoka ran up to Tezuka, "Tezuka-senpai, do Sakuno-chan and I have to run laps tomorrow as well since Sakuno-chan's on the girls' tennis team and I'm not on any tennis team?"
Tezuka looked down on them from the corner of his eyes; all in all, it scared the crap out of Tomoka, "Everyone runs. And by 'everyone' I mean EVERYONE! And just for asking that, you and Ryuuzaki-chan can join Ryoma in her 120 laps." Tomoka ran behind Ryoma.
"Wah, Tezuka's in a bad mood," The other students of Seigaku whispered among themselves.
"Everyone's running 120 laps tomorrow! Osakada, Ryuuzaki-chan, and Ryoma are running 140!"
Everything became dead silent as they finally arrived.
--
The referee looked at Tezuka in fear as the captain walked onto the courts with an awesome aura around him. And no, it wasn't Muga no Kyouchi.
Fudomine followed after Seigaku at a much safer distance.
"…Uh, we will begin the matches with D-d-d-d…" The ref trailed off as Tezuka glared at him.
"Say it!" Tezuka snapped, his glasses glinted dangerously in the afternoon sun. The ref let out an 'eep' and said in a high voice.
"DOUBLES TWO!"
--
Throughout all of the matches, no one from Seigaku moved an inch since Tezuka was eyeing them like he was a hawk and they were mere mice in a field.
"Singles two will now commence! Fudomine's Ibu versus Seigaku's Echizen!"
"WHICH ECHIZEN!!!" Ryuu and Ryo shouted.
"ECHIZEN RYOMA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"
Ryoma and Ibu walked onto the courts. "So Mumble-dude, we meet again."
"Hn, you seem to have gotten more powerful from your match with Atobe from Hyotei. I too have become better. I'll win this round. You are nothing for my new and improved spot…"
Ryoma ignored him and got into the position to serve.
She performed a twist serve but regretted it as it smacked Ibu in the face. He fell to the ground where his head hit the turf pretty hard.
"Uh, is he alive?" She jumped the net as Tachibana, Oishi, and Tezuka ran onto the courts to check on him.
"He's unconscious," Tezuka said after they looked over him. The referee came down from his chair and two people with a stretcher were behind him.
"This match is defaulted. Seigaku goes to the next round," The ref said once Ibu was off the courts. Ryoma followed Oishi and Tezuka back to the benches where Momo whistled.
"That's got to be the shortest match I've ever seen."
Ryoma threw her water bottle at him and smirked when the cap came off and drenched him.
"B-Buchou!"
Tezuka, who was already in a bad mood, was not going to assign them laps. Oh no, he was going to bring in something really special for his whole team. To hell with being a good captain. He gathered everything and left the courts since the last match went to Seigaku, they didn't need to stay there a moment longer.
--
"Mitsu looked angry yesterday…," Ryoma said as she and Ryuu walked to school.
"Is he really going to make us run all of those laps? Uh," Ryuu shivered, "I hope not."
--
When they arrived, they saw a crowed by a corner of the courts. They changed quickly and went to see what was happening. Ayana was there with a table set up next to her.
There were cupcakes in red, white, and blue on the table and everybody wanted one. Ryoma, seeing Ayana smile at her, waved back but stepped away. She knew they were cakes of death!
"Now, now, Kunimitsu said you guys were always hungry! I have more than enough for everyone, so just take one or two. BUT DON'T EAT THEM YET!"
Everybody took one and Ryoma could tell that they looked normal and they smelt wonderful. Eh, why not? She took one and held it. What were they waiting for?
Tezuka showed up after they were all gone and he pulled out a Twinkie.
Ryoma's eyes narrowed, he fucked the cupcakes up! That was the only reason why he brought his own dessert.
"Okay, EAT!" Everyone took a bite out of their cupcake, and by bite, that meant 'devoured the whole thing in one bite'!
A still silence fell over the courts and people began turning red, white, blue, and green. Even Tomoka and Sakuno had fallen victim.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
"YUUUCKK!!!"
"IIIIII'MMMMMMM DYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!"
"AAAACCCCKKKK!"
Ryoma looked around her in horror as her teammates and senpais began dropping like flies.
Momo was the first to go down of the Regulars, Kaidoh-who had only taken a small nibble-, fell right on top of the dunk specialist. Inui fell to his knees and when he thought no one was looking (but Ryoma and Tezuka were), he moved Kaidoh from off of Momo before falling and put the snake boy on top of him.
'Aw,' Ryoma thought before she collided with the ground.
"Who's on me?" She saw an arm in front of her face with a green wristband, "Ryuu! NOOOO!!!"
Eiji sank like a ship with a weak 'nya' before he passed out. Oishi fell to his knees and started fussing over the red head before he fainted. Fuji's head lolled back as he fell, but he did this sort of half-twist/turn thing so he fell on his face (like when they went bowling). Anybody else who was standing at the moment saw the grim reaper when Fuji fell. If he didn't make it, there was no way in Hell that they could make it! Kawamura took his racquet and gave one last shout of 'DYYYIIINNNGGG BABBBYY!!!' before he fell to his demise.
Sakuno was walking around like a drunk before she became green. Oh dear…she was coming over to Ryoma. Ryoma tried to slither herself away from Ryuu and succeeded right before Sakuno barfed up her breakfast- cupcake included- next to her boyfriend. Ryoma dragged Ryuu away from it and helped Sakuno lay on him.
Tomoka was already face-first in Horio's chest.
Ryoma looked at the desolate dump that was littered with bodies before looking at Tezuka.
"You're a monster."
"No, this is their punishment."
Ryoma walked over to her bag and fetched her water bottle. She took a sip before spitting it out.
"This is Inui juice!" She said weakly as her world began to spin. Ryoma's vision faded and she swore, right before she passed out, that Tezuka flashed the most evil of grins.
'He's….uh, worst than…F-Fuji.'
Ayana put a finger on her bottom lip as she looked at the disaster. "Kunimitsu, do you think I added to much sugar?"
Tezuka took a bite out of his Twinkie, "Of course not, Mother."