Atobe looked affronted and shocked to the bone, "Excuse me?"

"You're excused, now leave!" Ryuu shooed him off, waving his hands like a mad man, "Avast ye smelly turd! Vanish from thy sight!"

Atobe frowned deeply, in what could be a scowl. "How dare you talk to Ore-sama like that! Who do you think you are?"

"I don't think. I know I am Ryuusuke and I know you're killing my sister with your ridiculous monkey funk. It is not the 70s!"

Ryoma hacked up for a few more moments before burying her face in Tezuka's shirt, inhaling the fresh scent of apples.

"My nose burns!" Ryoma whined, clinging onto the silky material.

"Let me see," Tezuka said and gently pulled Ryoma back. Her nose was completely red, like she was Rudolph. Tezuka got up out of his chair and helped Ryoma up before he turned and glared at Atobe. "She's having an allergic reaction…get. The. Fuck. Lost," He ground out and led Ryoma away.

Atobe growled before smirking. "You all think you are good enough to be in Ore-sama's presence. You're wrong. Ore-sama shall leave, but only because there are still people who must admire me." He left with a flare and Ann choked afterward.

"Ann-chan, we should go check up on Ryoma and Tezuka," Sakuno suggested. Ann agreed and they left to go find the missing couple. The boys were left glaring and gagging, using their large napkins as fans to fan away the funkiness.

--

"Oww," Ryoma whined pathetically.

"Don't touch it," Tezuka chided gently. He held a wet tissue to her nose. "Now blow gently."

Ryoma closed her eyes and blew. Her nose felt like it was on fire.

"You have a nosebleed." She opened her eyes and saw Tezuka looked in disgust at the tissue. He flicked it behind him and Ryoma guessed that it was pure luck that the thing made it into the trash can that had mysteriously appeared. Tezuka was magical like that after all.

He whipped out another one and put it to her nose. "Blow."

After a few more times, Ann and Sakuno arrived. "There you two are."

"Hn," Tezuka murmured and ignored them in favor of rinsing out Ryoma's nose by pouring water from a bottle that appeared out of thin air.

"How do you do that!?" Ryoma squealed finally.

"I do what?"

"You just conjure things up out of thin air!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Give me napkin…THERE! DID YOU SEE THAT!?" Ryoma jumped up and pointed at Tezuka, holding the napkin to her still red nose. "IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" She began to laugh almost hysterically.

"I think the cologne got to her brain," Sakuno said as they three of them tried to calm her down. Tezuka looked back at the box of tissues next to him. Yup, she was hallucinating.

--

Ryou Shishido liked to think that he wasn't stupid, but he would admit that he wasn't a genius either. Fortunately for him, it didn't take a genius to figure out that Tezuka wasn't liking Atobe right now.

"What did you do now Atobe-san?" Shishido asked, irritated at the fact the diva kept complaining about the stoic boy's glare.

"Ore-sama just went to their table and Echizen-chan started coughing and he," a point to Tezuka, "keeps glaring at Ore-sama."

"Maybe it's because you stink."

"Ore-sama doesn't stink. He smells fabulous."

"Like a skunk," Shishido grunted and turned his head.

"Atobe stinks! Atobe stinks! Atobe stinks!" A quiet chanting grew louder and louder until it was a chorus of jeers. The gray haired boy looked around in alarm. The cheers were coming from Seigaku.

"If you don't be quiet I'll lock you up in a dark room and dissect each and every one of you into little bits and grill you before feeding you to my dog," Tezuka's voice was even and quiet; the epitome of death.

Seigaku became quiet and so did the whole hall.

Momo, the trickster he is, tried to lighten the mood. "You don't have any pets."

Tezuka was sitting so he was facing Atobe, his team behind him. He slowly turned his head and an evil grin formed on his lips.

"I'm getting them tomorrow. They're such beautiful Dobermans. Did you know that they are one of the most aggressive dogs in the world?"

"Dammmnnn," Fuji drawled as he leaned back. "I never taught him anything."

"He's the devil!"

--

"Breathe deeply."

A long inhale followed, golden eyes fluttered back.

Sakuno and Ann looked to each other. "She's not going to be able to last the night."

"We should call her parents."

Ryoma was laid back on the chase lounge in the bathroom; Ryuu was waving a scented candle in front of her nose.

"I'll kill that Monkey Idiot."

--

MoNdAy

"We face Rikkai Dai next to decide if we go to Nationals."

"If? There is no if! We are going!"

"Calm down a bit Ryoma, Rikkai Dai is the strongest team out there right now. We have to beat them in order to advance. If we don't, we'll still go since we're in the finals, but only as runner-ups."

"We'll win."

"Gosh, the twins are sooo arrogant!" Eiji complained loudly as he hugged them.

"The line ups are Inui-Kaidoh, Oishi-Kikumaru, Momoshiro, Ryuusuke, and Ryoma."

"You're not playing."

"No. If I do, Ryuu would complain about not playing and I don't want to hear his whining."

"What about me?"

"If I took your spot, you would get angry and break my glasses again. I need them."

Ryoma nodded and picked at the white bandage covering her still red nose.

"Nya, Ochibi-chan is just like me!" Eiji cheered as he gestured to their identical bandages. Ryoma squeaked and looked at her nose, her face red and alarmed as her eyes widened comically.

"Heal faster! Heal faster!"

Ryuu began laughing. "You sound like a bird!"

Ryoma jumped up and began hitting her brother. "Oh you need to stop it! I'll kill you!"

"Nya, can I call you Eiji-chibi-chan!?"

"NOOOO!!!!"

The small locker room was thrown into chaos as Eiji chased Ryoma, Ryoma chased Ryuu, and Ryuu chased Eiji to make him stop chasing Ryoma.

Fuji laughed softly and took out his camcorder and began recording.

Tezuka threw the papers onto the desk in front and leaned back. He gave up.

--

Next Saturday

"Next match, Echizen and Yanagi," The referee called. The whole section of Seigaku's cheerleaders groaned.

As one, they and the team shouted, "WHICH ONE!?"

"Eh, Ryuusuke," The young man began crying as he ran up his chair.

--

"That was fast."

Ryuusuke set his racquet down and drank from his bottle. "He wasn't that strong."

"He's pretty strong."

"Then he's not smart."

Inui seemed to look a bit offended. "I assure he has a high IQ."

"Then he has no common sense. He probably thought that I played like Ryo. Che, just because we're twins," He scoffed and looked to Tezuka. "I thought you said that they were strong."

"They are. Give them a chance to show that strength."

"Then I might not win!" He winked before punching his sister lightly. "Go get' em kitten."

--

Sanada stepped out onto the courts, already wary of the little girl across the net. Her brother was a monster. His hard and fast balls to Yanagi overwhelmed the third demon. He was defeated in under fifteen minutes. What was Ryoma capable off?

'The bitch is trying to wear me out!' Sanada thought with anger. 'I'll fix that!' It was his serve now. He threw the ball up before swinging.

Ryoma froze as the ball went past her. He…served? What was that?

"What…the…hell?"

Sanada smirked from under his black cap. He served again. It was another no-touch ace.

Ryoma looked in back of her, where the ball was, before whipping around and glaring at Sanada; her eyes glowing yellow.

"You little wannabe cap stealer, I don't know what the hell your fuckin' problem is, but you better wipe that cocky smirk off your face before I jump the net and do it for you!"

Sanada stopped dead and growled. "What the hell?"

Her eyes closed. "I'll give you some leniency and not look at you. Your stupid serve is hurting my," She flicked her hair back, "fabulous eyes."

Sanada frowned deeply and served in anger. Ryoma ran to the ball and hit it back in a return ace.

"She's playing with her eyes closed!"

'She can't keep this up for long,' Sanada thought. His chocolate brown eyes narrowed. He was going to win.

--

Sanada looked in shock at the girl in front of him. She just used his own serve against him.

"Seigaku wins! They advance to Nationals!"

"You won Kitten!" Ryuu hugged his sister but was rewarded with a thwack on the head. "OUCH!"

"I'm in a match!"

"You won!"

"I did?"

"You activated the State of Self-Actualization."

"Mada Mada Dane," She smirked.

Tezuka smiled gently but walked over to Rikkai. "It was nice to play you. We wish Yukimura success with his surgery."

Sanada shook his hand, "Thanks. I should be heading over there in about ten minutes."

--

"CHEESE!!!"

The bright bulb flashed as the picture was taken. Everyone came out of their poses and rushed over to the camera to see the photo.

"How pretty is that!?"

It was a picture of every team Seigaku faced, all huddled together at Tezuka's going away party and Yukimura's get well bash.

"It's perfect. I'll make copies for everyone and mail them out if you want," Fuji suggested as he went through the photos on his camera. He snuggled closer to Oshitari in the plush chair.

"It's too bad that you'll miss Nationals though," Ryuu said with a sleazy smile.

"Get your greasy body away from me," Tezuka said. Ryuu laughed it off and wiped some cake frosting onto his nose.

"I still don't see what Ryo sees in you."

I am DONE! This is the last chapter! Get all of your reviews in because I got some suggestions!

First off- did anyone notice who I paired Atobe up with? It's really hard to notice

Second- sequels! It's taking place in the future! Should it be when they're in Ryoma and Ryuu's last year at college or when they are fresh out of college and the now-third years have a job and crap?

Third- how old should they be?

Fourth- do you even want a sequel? At least to know what happened at Nationals?

Fifth- should the dreams from early on come true?

Let me know in reviews!!!