Wu-Zu
"We should go visit Echizen to see if he's okay."
"Yeah, Oishi, he looked pretty sick the other day."
"Didn't you hear Momoshiri?"
"Hear what Kaidoh?" Fuji looked towards Kaidoh.
"In class he threw up all over Horio."
"WHAT!? EWWWW," Everyone shuddered at the though.
Within ten minutes they arrived at the Echizen residence and a kind looking woman was at the door.
"Hello, is Echizen Ryoma here? We're his teammates and we're here to check on him,"? Oishi said as everyone bowed.
"Eh, Wu-Zu's not here. Nanjiroh and Nanako took him to the hospital to get his stomach pumped."
"…," Everyone was silent as they didn't know how to respond to 'Wu-Zu'. The woman smacked her head and laughed to herself.
"I meant that Ryoma's not here. Oh, come in; come in; how silly of me to forget my manners."
Everyone came in and removed their shoes.
"Echizen has a cool house," Momo whispered to Eiji as they walked into the living room. It was modernly decorated with stylish couches and plush white pillows to contrast with the black seats. The table had a glass top but the legs were black and a large flat screen TV was mounted on the empty wall across the room.
"Hoi, hoi," Eiji piped in agreement. They sat down and waited quietly for her to return.
"Okay, let's start over. My name is Echizen Rinko and I'm Ryoma's mother." She bowed quickly and chuckled once more.
"Oh, I'm losing it…," She trailed off and looked into space before laughing. She went back into the kitchen and came back with a butcher knife. "Would you like to see my knife? See my knife? See my knife? Would you like to see my knife? It's so shi~ny!" She sang to 'Mary had a Little Lamb'. Everyone began to get scared and inched away from her.
"Uh…Echizen-san, are you okay?" Oishi tried to talk to her. Inui wasn't even writing data, he was shaking so bad.
She looked at him with crazed eyes before the phone rang.
"Incoming call: Echizen Ryoma- Cell," Rang through the house. Rinko put the phone on speaker.
"Mommy, are you terrorizing my teammates?"
"Are you kidding? I would never do that!"
"Oishi-senpai, is my ma scaring you?"
"YES!!!" The Regulars screamed as they ran into the living room. Rinko followed behind them before laughing egomaniacally (thanks Mr. Cramer for the word!).
"Come back to me my darlings!" She crooned and chased them. The front door opened and a pale Ryoma stepped in.
"Mommy, what are you doing?"
Rinko stopped and chuckled, "Just preparing them for when they see your room!"