A/N: new chappie!! HAS ITACHI INFO!!! SWEE!!!
PS: I do NOT own Naruto under any circumstances. Why? Because I'm a minor and i can't handle nuclear weapons until i'm eighteen. :|
Sakura led her companion into the small yet stylish apartment she lived in. "What are you doing here?" She asked. "Shouldn't you be teaching some art class in New York or something?"
Sai was in the kitchen in a flash, digging in to Sakura's mini refrigerator and pulled out a plastic bottle of thick red liquid. "Business." He said as he sipped the bottle discreetly. "And, yes, I am teaching in New York, but that doesn't mean I don't get a vacation once in a while."
"I JUST HUNTED FOR THAT!" She shouted, snatching the bottle from the gloved hand of the male. She drank from the same bottle, then wiped the red smear on her upper lip. "What kind of business?"
He sat down on her black leather couch and re-grabbed the bottle from the pinkette's hand. He comfortably plopped his heavy boots on her black painted coffee table, and slipped off the coat, showing the shirt that exposed his midriff.
'I can't believe he still wears that thing!' She thought, but decided to let it slide as she recalled the angry look on his face that made a chill run down her spine. It was Sai's talent, apparently. Even the mere glance of a black coat assassin should kill too.
"I've known you for about a hundred years Saki. You've grow onto me like a little sister." He explained. "Plus, you're parents keep on bugging Bug-boy and I to check up on you once in a while. They've been missing you for what, fifteen years? And they live in the same goddamn city!"
She shrugged, drinking again from the bottle. "I promised them twenty years. But okay, I'll visit again sometime."
"You're too careless Sakura. You fall too easily. And you fall for all the wrong vamps in the city." He walked to her bookshelf and shuffled around until he found a dusty leather bound book. He pulled it and the bookshelf turned around.
"Sai, what do you want with my files?" She asked, as he fingered through the sand colored folders.
"Have you recently had contact with Temari or Hinata?" He questioned, pulling a folder from the middle shelf.
She shook her head in negation. "Why?"
"None from the guild?"
"Besides you and Shino, not really. I just know the Hinata is somewhere in the Vatican while Temari went back to the Underworld Sand to take care of her father." She said, leaning casually on the couch.
"Mm hmm…"
"DON'T YOU 'MM HMM' ME!!" She said, pulling out a katana out of no where. "I'm fed up with all this BUSINESS shit! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE WITH SAI!!!!????" The sword was held dangerously close to the pale neck of the vampire, but he didn't flinch at all. "By the way, this is the katana you gave me—cooled and dipped in werewolf blood."
Werewolf blood was one of the only things that could cause an immediate death for vampires, since their atoms repel each other; they burn and cause the cruel killing (or at least, a lot of pain) for the one in contact. Vampire blood does the same to werewolves. The only condition is that there is direct contact between the blood and the bloodstream.
Knowing this, Sai twitched slightly. Fortunately for him, his face was away from the pinkette and she didn't see his shocked expression. Instead, he opened the file folder in his hand and spun gracefully to show it to Sakura without meeting the blade of the sword.
On it, it neatly inscribed the personal information of the individual or group, using the usual personal information format: Name, age, race, clan, special abilities, status and footnotes. Sai pushed her sword down and back into its covering as she read what it said.
Full name: Itachi Uchiha
Birth date: 9 June 1799
Age: 210
Nationality: Japanese
Birth Mother: Mikoto Uchiha (deceased)
Birth Father: Fugaku Uchiha (deceased)
Blood Type: X
Clan: Uchiha
Clan specialties: Sharingan
Extra Powers: Sharingan – known for being used to predict opponents or prey's movements and is not susceptible to charms such as Substitution, Illusion and Henge.
Notes: Is suspected for Uchiha family murder, but case is still pending. Lives with and raises younger brother, Sasuke Uchiha.
It ended there, and Sakura looked at her surrogate brother in surprise. Her emerald eyes were wide with shock, but Sai's were smug little lines.
"So he knows?" She asked, falling backwards onto her couch. "He saw through the Henge?"
Sai smirked and rejoined Sakura on the couch. He put the folder down on the empty coffee table and threw his arm around her. She automatically leaned on it and he brotherly kissed her pink locks. "Yup. That's what Uchiha is known for." He patted her head with a gloved hand, although he was pretty shocked when she was more surprised about the Henge than the clan-murdering part.
"So even Sasuke knows?" She shot up from her position and faced her companion with a worried face.
He picked up the folder again and shifted through the papers. He found Sasuke's profile in the family folder and analyzed the information. "No, he can't. Apparently, even though he possesses Sharingan, his mother's psychic blood interferes too much. He's not even full vamp. All he has is the immortality and life span of a vamp." He explained.
The pinkette gave a sigh of relief and fell back into Sai's arms. "Good."
They stayed silent for a while, until he broke the silence. "You're running, aren't you?"
"You were right." She said, not meeting his eyes. "I fall too easily, and I fall hard."
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The next few weeks went by smoothly. Sonomi got to know everyone in the loud and boisterous group. There was Naruto, the loudest and blondest of the idiots and Shikamaru, the complete opposite, being quiet, smart and inexplicably lazy. Next there was Chouji, the chubby yet lovable food-a-holic. After, we have Kiba, a dog-loving flirt and Rock Lee, and enthusiastic green jumpsuit clad boy who's obsessed with youth. Lastly, there was Tenten, Sonomi's new best friend and archery and taekwondo awardee.
The group had its problems, like extensive bullying from Ino and Karin and constant old lady-like bickering. But then, everything always has its perks, like the fact these guys were a bunch of loud, grown-up kids added to the fun factor.
Sonomi and Tenten were walking to their socio-economic class until Maito Gai, the school's PE teacher and Lee's idol, was tripped by a random passing student on a skateboard. Most unfortunately, he was holding a stack of books and at the stumble, dropped them all. Sonomi was the nearest to the teacher and caught all his books gracefully and without a sweat, before they came in contact with the shiny tiled floor.
"Um, anou…Gai-sensei…" She said, presenting the stack of books neatly piled up in her skinny, red and black striped sleeved arms. "You dropped your books."
As she held the stack out to the teacher, a sunset appeared behind him and he shed tears profusely. The students occupying the hallway at that moment all sweat dropped, expecting this behavior from their gym instructor. "BEAUTIFUL!!! JUST BEAUTIFUL!!!" He shouted, hugging the small and confused Sonomi and swaying her back and forth. "SONOMI-CHAN! THAT WAS AMAZING! IT WAS SO GRACEFUL!! I WANT YOU TO BE THE LEAD ROLE IN MY TWILIGHT PRODUCTION!!"
Sonomi gaped at the green clad teacher. "A-anou, Gai-sensei, I-I don't think that-that I could, um...d-do that." She said, rocking back and forth on her heels and replacing her hood.
"NONSENSE!! THAT CATCH WAS PERFECT!! NOT EVEN THE GREATEST OF ALL DANCERS CAN DO THAT!" He continued screaming, his shout echoing through the hallways.
(some place totally unrelated to the story, two hundred miles outside the city)
Dr. Yakushi Kabuto was precisely slicing through the left artery of his patient, when a loud, echoing shout distracted him. Instantly, the green line on the black screen go flat.
'How the hell am I supposed to explain this to Mrs. Yoshida?' He thought.
(Back to Sonomi and Gai)
"Sensei, I-I don't think th-that pi-pick-picking up some-s-s-someone's books ha-has a-any-nything to do with Twilight…" She stuttered as twin red flags appeared on her cheeks.
"NONSENSE!! YOU, HIRAI SONOMI-CHAN, WILL BE PLAYING BELLA SWAN IN THE JAPANESE INSTITUTE FOR THE GIFTED VERSION OF TWILIGHT!!" He said triumphantly, pumping his fists in the air repeatedly.
Sonomi groaned, and let a little Sakura leak out. 'Humans…'
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A/N: Kabuto may be evil, but he's awesome. :))
GAI IS MY HERO. GO UNFASHIONABLE MEN WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL A BARBER SHOP IS!!
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