Ok, I'm back. Thank you all so much for the reviews! I got like 9 on the first chapter! And it wasn't even that long! Thank you sosososo much! Anyway, here's the next chapter. Sorry there's so much description in it, but it'll help you see things better...I hope. I don't own NCIS, and I have no beta, so all mistakes are mine.

Ziva whirled around to look at Tony.

"Half?" Tony smiled sheepishly.

"Yeah. I still have to introduce you to my siblings."

"Siblings?" Tony nodded and took her hand.

"Come on," he said and started walking through the house. Before they could get very far, Tony jerked around and walked back to his parents.

"Where exactly are they?" Jacob shrugged and turned to Tony's mother.

"I have no idea. Ariel?" Ariel nodded.

"They're in the clubhouse."

"Oh great," Tony said, "they've probably known since the minute I proposed and have been plotting all this time on how to get her to break up with me." Tony's parents smiled. Tony then led Ziva out to a small tree house. Ziva laughed.

"This is the great DiNozzo club house?" Tony smirked, he had a mischievous gleam in his eyes. He turned and climbed up the tree house rope. Ziva was right behind him. When she got to the top, she looked around at what appeared to be a normal tree house. Tony smirked again and turned to the far wall. He pounded out a complicated rhythm. Ziva gasped when she saw a keyboard extend from the wall.

"Tony what is this?" Tony smirked.

"The great DiNozzo club house!" He typed in some sort of password and stood back, pushing Ziva back with him. Ziva looked at him, confused.

"My dad's an inventor. One day he just decided to make a clubhouse for us kids. We got to help. We each had some sort of special job. It was fun." Ziva stared on in awe as a part of the wall fell off, leaving a hole in the middle of the wall. Extending from the hole was some sort of metal tube. Tony crouched down and started crawling through it. He stopped and turned around when he noticed Ziva wasn't following him.

"Come on, Z!"

"Tony, we're not children. I highly doubt we should be..."

"Oh lighten up, Zee-vah! If you're going to want to get along with my siblings, you're going to have to embrace your inner child."

"Embrace your what?"

"Never mind, just follow me." Ziva rolled her eyes and followed Tony through the metal tube. They crawled for what seemed like ages, and just when Ziva's knees were threatening to rip open, Ziva saw light. She saw Tony crawl out of the tube, and she followed shortly after. They were standing in a circular room. Ziva saw a huge computer mounted straight ahead of them.

"Tony this is..."

"I know. Trust me, it gets even better." Tony stepped forward onto a circle painted in the middle of the floor.

"Hey Zita. Long time no see!"

"Tony, who are you talking to?" Tony put a finger to his lips, grinning like a ten year old. Suddenly, a metalic voice rang throughout the room.

"Anthony! How are you today!"

"I'm great Zita, and it's Tony, remember?"

"Potato, potahto. What can I do for you today?" That was when Ziva realized it was the computer that was talking. Ziva David, what have you gotten yourself into? Relax, it's just been a long day. Maybe you fell asleep in the car and you're dreaming.

"Can you show me where my siblings are?"

"Your siblings are currently in the den with some of your cousins." That jerked Ziva back to reality. Great, even more people I get to be introduced to. Tony nodded.

"Thanks Zita."

"A pleasure as always, Tony. Oh, and congratulations on your wedding." Tony smiled and rolled his eyes.

"Does Dad tell you everything?"

"Of course. I'm his best friend." Tony laughed.

"Only my father would have a computer as his best friend. See you later. Come on Z."

"Tony this is insane!"

"Inner child, Ziva, inner child." They walked down another long hallway until they reached a door that had music blasting from it.

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing

Roman cavalry choirs are singing

Be my mirror, my sword, and shield

My missionaries in a foreign field

The music grew louder when Tony opened the doors.

"Ziva David, welcome to the home of DiNozzo entertainment!" Tony made a sweeping gesture with his arm. Ziva could see where Tony had gotten his love of movies. On one wall, there was a huge plasma TV, on another, wall to wall shelving stocked with what could have been every movie known to man.

"Oh...my...God," Ziva said. That was all she could get out. Then, she realized people were staring at her. Standing by a pool table in the middle of the room were five people.

"Ziva, I want to introduce you to some people."

Next chapter, we meet the siblings and Tony's "favorite cousins". Also, someone Tony never expected to see shows up...Please keep reading, and please please please review!