WARNING: FOURSOME IN THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reality TV
Ch. 3
"Sakura?" Sasori called out as he wandered around the house. He couldn't find her.
He then heard giggling from the bedroom he just passed. The door was slightly cracked. He saw all of the girls in there, talking. He should've gone in there but he wanted to know what the girls were talking about.
"So…Sakura, have you at all thought of doing a three or foursome while we've been here?" Ino asked, mischievously.
"Wha-? O-O-Of course not!" Sakura answered, blushing like mad.
"Liar! Tell us now!" Ino said.
"Why? This is your fault!" Sakura accused, light heartedly.
"How?" Ino asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Because you made me watch all of those kind of movies, telling me that 'We should try it sometime!'" Sakura said, overdramatically.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Ino asked, slightly angry.
"That I wouldn't even be thinking about that kind of stuff if you hadn't talked me into watching it!" Sakura said.
"It doesn't change how you feel," Tenten said in a sing songy voice. Ino smirked and nodded in agreement.
"Hey, Danna, what are you doing?" Deidara asked. Sasori quickly covered his mouth.
"They're talking about three and foursomes so SHUT UP!" Sasori whispered harshly.
"OK, OK, I admit it. I've thought about it. I mean, I really like Sasori but seriously! It would be totally hot if I could have sex with two or three of them at once!" Sakura said, fanning herself with her hand. They heard a knock on the door and Sasori came into the room. Deidara just left while waving at them.
"Yes?" Ino croaked out. What if he heard what they were talking about?
"May I speak to Sakura…alone?" Sasori asked. Sakura blushed a deep red.
"I-I-I'll follow you to our room!" Sakura stuttered like Hinata.
Once in their room, Sakura sat on the bed waiting for him to say something. She looked at her feet until she felt his hand lift her chin up. She looked into his eyes and was shocked by the next thing he did. He kissed her! Her eyes widened as he stopped. She wanted to know why he did it and why did he stop. She settled for the first question.
"Why…I mean, not that I'm not grateful but why…did you do that?" Sakura asked, whispering the last part.
"Didn't your 'Constitution of Love' say to give you five kisses?" Sasori asked and she flushed.
"Um…err…" Sakura said, trying to find the right words as he kissed her again. They repeated that for the rest of the five kisses. Sakura could hardly speak and Sasori smirked at her reaction. Wait till she finds out that he knows about what the girls and she were talking about.
"Sakura, I know what you and the other girls were talking about," Sasori stated rather bluntly. Sakura made an eep sound and covered her face with the closest pillow. He gave a warm laugh and got on top of her, grabbing the pillow as he did that.
"Um…what are you doing?" Sakura asked.
"Do you want to make that fantasy of you're a reality?" Sasori asked as he nibbled on her ear, making her blush.
"Um…"
"Silly, naïve little girl is that all you can say? Um?" Sasori asked.
"Won't it hurt?" Sakura asked.
"I'm not going to lie. It will hurt but so will just taking your innocence. Either way you'll loose it, whether it's with me or someone else," Sasori whispered into her ear. Sakura closed her eyes and felt his breath on her neck.
"I think you're about to owe me money, Tsunade-san," Pein stated, matter-of-factly.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they haven't done it yet! And it was only if the did a threesome or a foursome!" Tsunade countered.
"They're still thinking about it," Pein said.
"Do you two have to talk about this?" Konan asked, slightly annoyed.
"Oh, yeah! This is good stuff! It will be great for my next book!" a perverted old man called out.
"What, Jiraiya-sensei?" a young boy asked.
"Eh? Konohamaru, you're still here?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yes, Jiraiya-sensei…EH?!!? ISN'T THAT SAKURA-ONEE-CHAN?!!? NARUTO-KUN'S TEAMMATE?!!?" Konohamaru asked rather loudly.
"Shut up, kid, and I'll let you watch it," Jiraiya said. Konohamaru instantly shut up and sat down on the couch next to the perverted sage.
"We really don't have to watch this," Konkuro tried to reason with his stubborn sister but to no avail.
"Shut up! Gaara isn't saying anything!" Temari shouted back at him.
"I think he's just ignoring everything around him!" Konkuro yelled back at him.
"Gaara-nii-sama, are you watching the show?" Temari asked in a sickly sweet voice.
"If I say yes will you leave me alone?" Gaara asked.
"Yes," Temari replied.
"Then yes," Gaara said.
"SEE?!!?" Temari yelled at her other brother.
"HE'S JUST SAYING WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO SAY!!!" Konkuro yelled back. She 'hmphed' and went back to watching the show.
"This is…" Sasuke couldn't find the words to say.
"Sakura-chan's really going to have sex with them," Naruto stated, eyes wide.
"Uh-huh," Choji agreed, a barbeque chip hanging out of his mouth.
"Oi! What are you two doing in there, yeah?!!? And why can't I join?" Deidara yelled as he knocked rather loudly on the bedroom door. Sasori sighed in annoyance and got off of Sakura who was red head to toe.
Sasori opened the door and saw the whole Akatsuki out there. The other girls were no where in sight.
"Do you all need something?" Sasori asked as he looked at them boredly. Then Sasori, instead of waiting for an answer, looked at Sakura who was wide eyed on the bed and smirked. She had no idea what he was thinking until she recalled their earlier discussion. She yelped and turned away from the guys.
"Deidara, Itachi, do you two want to have some…fun?" Sasori asked. They exchanged glances and smirked at Sasori. The other guys left knowing they did not want to see this if they couldn't get any.
"Uh…uh…S-S-S-Sasori-sama! Wh-Wh-What a-a-are y-y-you d-d-doing?" Sakura stuttered. He walked over to her and grabbed her chin. He rubbed small circles into her chin and gazed into her eyes.
"Sakura, how would you like to lose your innocence?" Sasori asked.
"You mean what I value most?" Sakura asked, blankly.
"Not when you put it that way…" Sasori stated as he and the other two Akatsuki members sweatdropped.
Sakura pushed Sasori onto the bed and kissed him roughly on the lips. Deidara and Itachi shut the door behind them and walked into the room, ready to have some action.
"WHAT?!!?" Tsunade yelled appalled about what was happening.
Tsunade, Pein, and Konan saw Sakura grab Sasori for a kiss but then a blue screen showed up saying 'Censored' and making a very high pitched annoying beeping sound.
"That's just not fair," Pein mumbled.
"Tsunade-san, Pein-sama, maybe the reason it's censored is because they're about to have sex and little kids could be watching the show," Konan said though all it gave her were glares.
"I-I-I've never done this before," Sakura replied, shyly.
"Sh…we'll walk you through it," Sasori said as he pulled Sakura to the floor.
He made Sakura kneel down and he continued to kiss her. The next thing Sakura felt was another pair of lips but this time on her neck. The other person, she didn't know who was who anymore, was slowly taking her shirt off. Soon enough she found herself totally naked in front of three men.
"Sakura, this will hurt a little," Sasori whispered to her as he massaged her cheek.
"Where do I get, yeah?" Deidara asked from somewhere behind.
"Mouth…butt, I don't care," Sasori said as he positioned himself right below her womanhood. "Breath, Sakura," he urged.
She saw Deidara get in front of her and push what makes him a man towards her mouth. She opened her mouth cautiously and he pushed himself into her. The next thing she felt was a piercing pain in the back and front. She felt tears prick at her eyes. She was momentarily sidetracked from the pain by something squirting into her mouth. She looked up at Deidara. He smirked at her.
"Swallow, yeah," he whispered to her. She complied.
Eventually the pain subsided and she fell into a rhythm with the three men going in and out of her. Sakura reached up and held Deidara's manhood in her hands while pushing it in her mouth farther.
Sasori thrust into her harder than she thought was possible and she moaned as best she could with something that far into her mouth.
"WHY THE HELL IS THIS CENSORED?!!?" Naruto raged.
"Why do you want to watch it?" Sasuke retorted.
"WELL IF IT'S GOING TO BE ON TV I SHOULD AT LEAST BE ABLE TO SEE IT!" Naruto yelled back at him.
"Gross…" Neji whispered. He looked over to Kakashi who was in a corner giggling to himself thinking of all the possibilities that were going on in that room.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Temari…can we get food now? I don't think that, that censored screen is going to go anywhere anytime soon," Kakazu said as Temari shushed him. Gaara just sighed and laid down on the couch to sleep.
"I'm trying to watch!" Temari snarled at him. He sweatdropped.
"But it's a blue screen…that says censored," he whispered.
Sakura was on the floor laying down panting. How could her body go that long at that rate? She just wanted to sleep right now.
"Like that, blossom?" Sasori asked her.
"Oh, yeah," Sakura answered in a daze.
"You're definitely a smooth ride, yeah," Deidara commented.
"Have you been listening to Shut Up and Drive again, Deidara?" Itachi asked.
"Hell yeah, and let me tell you, she's definitely a 0-60 in three point five, yeah," Deidara commented.
"With a whole lot of boom in the back," Itachi replied.
"Ah ha! You listen to the song too!" Deidara accused.
"It's true about Sakura-san. Not just a song," Itachi said.
"Guys, can we stop talking about my blossom like she's a car?" Sasori asked.
"Sure," Itachi and Deidara replied.
"You know I'm wondering something, yeah. Why would you share a girl you're so fond of, yeah?" Deidara asked as he put his clothes back on and sat down in a semicircle with Itachi, who was now dressed, and Sasori; Sakura was in the middle, still not dressed. She was too tired to get dressed.
"I wanted her to feel what it's like to have a foursome and besides I took her flower," Sasori said.
"Can I go to sleep now?" Sakura groaned. The guys chuckled.
"Of course, blossom," Sasori said as he lifted her head into his lap. He brushed her hair with his fingers and lulled her to sleep.
"She's hot, yeah," Deidara commented once he was sure she was asleep. Itachi nodded his agreement.
"She's mine," Sasori said. "You guys already had your fun with her. Now she's all mine."
Hey, guys! I hope you all liked this chapter! I felt a little uncomfortable writing this chapter because my dad was in the room and my sister was over my shoulder begging me to play the Cupid Shuffle. She just wants to practice because all of our gym classes have been doing it and she can't get the Two Step right! But neither can I!!!! Well...any who I love all you guys and hope you review!!!! This is probably going to be the worst as in detailed sex, chapter I'm going to post in this story so just so you know there's not going to be much more of that kind of stuff! I haven't planned that far ahead so I don't know! Love ya!!!