Reality TV
Reality TV
Ch. 4
"Hey, Sakura-chan!" Ino called out to her sleepy friend.
"Gwo aways," Sakura mumbled, stuffing her face deeper into the couch.
"Aw….but I wanted to know what happened last night!" Ino chirped. Sakura rolled over and looked at her friend, fully awake now.
"What tells you anything happened?" Sakura asked.
"I'm not stupid, Sakura," Ino stated, seriously.
Sakura patted the seat next to her and Ino sat down. Sakura explained everything from last night at a rate of a mile a minute but Ino could catch every word. They both gave some girly squeals occasionally and Ino would sometimes ask 'Was it fun?' The answer was always a solid 'yes.'
"That sounds….AWESOME!" Ino yelled as Hinata came into the room.
"What sounds awesome, Sakura-san?" Hinata asked but Ino answered.
"Sakura-chan lost her virginity in a foursome!" she exclaimed and Hinata almost lost her balance.
"Wha--?" Hinata finally got out.
"Wow….I didn't think they'd do that," Tsunade said shocked.
"I did," Pein mumbled and Konan hit him.
"Tsunade-san, Pein-sama, we probably should get some food since we've been watching this for a few days straight," Konan said but was ignored.
"S-S-Sakura-chan! What have you done?!" Naruto yelled at the TV with anime style tears running down his face.
"Quiet, dobe, this is getting interesting," Sasuke said as he hit Naruto on the head.
"OWWW!! SASUKE-TEME?! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!" Naruto yelled, loudly.
"Hn. You're annoying," Sasuke answered, stoically.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!" a scream was heard all through Suna.
Gaara and Konkuro covered their ears tightly.
"Good Lord, sis! Shut up!!" Konkuro screamed over her high pitched screech.
"MY BABY SAKURA HAS FINALLY GROWN UP AND HAD AN ORGY!" Temari yelled. Gaara and Konkuro took their hands off of their ears.
"Since when is four an orgy?" Konkuro asked.
"And what do you mean 'finally grown up'? You haven't done an orgy, have you?" Gaara asked, kicking into older brother mode.
"Well, anything over three is an orgy and second of all, yes, yes, I have. And no, you can't kill the guys…err….and…girls that partook in the event. And no, I won't give you any names so you can send them on a suicide mission," Temari answered all of the Kazekage's future questions.
"I really didn't need to know all of that," Konkuro finally said. Gaara grunted in agreement.
"OMG! YOU HAVE A TOTALLY HOT BOYFRIEND!!" Ino exclaimed.
"How do you figure?" Sakura asked. "In case you haven't noticed, I had sex with THREE guys last night!"
"I know, I know, but Sasori started it!" Ino said. Sakura and Hinata rolled their eyes.
"Whatever, there's nothing different now after we had…sex. We just the--hello, Hottie,"
Sakura contradicted herself once she saw Sasori walk by. He smirked and took his time walking over to her. He was doing a slow walk while the cool 'I'm popular' music came on in Sakura's head. He absolutely looked like one of those guys at your high school that thinks they're all that, which is true.
Sakura's breath quickened and she felt a burning sensation between her legs. She tried to look him in the eyes to show that he wasn't affecting her at all but her eyes kept wandering down to his lower regions….She couldn't help it. She felt wonderful after she got some sleep. She felt wonderful while he….and Deidara and Itachi…were doing their think last night. But now all she wanted was him. All she wanted was for him to fuck her senseless.
This was driving her crazy. He finally stopped in front of her but all she wanted him to do was take her to their room and punish her for her naught thought…and there were the images in her head. Bad images! She couldn't help but to have dirty thoughts about him. He had a six pack for crying out loud! Who can resist that? No one. That's your answer.
"Hello, doll," he purred. A pet name. He gave her a pet name. A submissive one at that. But she wasn't complaining.
"Hm," she replied and looked at her nails.
"Playing hard to get, doll?" Sasori asked with an edge to his voice.
"Is it working?" she asked, finally looking at him. He smirked.
"Do you want it to work?" he asked.
"Yes," she replied.
"Why won't you follow me to our bedroom, hm?" he asked. She nodded and followed him, giving an excited expression to her two best friends.
Sasori got to the door and let Sakura in first. She walked in, giving an extra swing to her walk so his attention would be on her butt and she sat on their bed.
"My student is a flirt! Way to go, Sakura!" Tsunade yelled.
"My subordinate made her a flirt," Pein stated.
"Well don't you just feel special!" she yelled at him as she poured both of them a glass of sake.
"Hm…yes," he replied. "Konan, would you like some sake?"
"No, I think at least one of us should be sober."
Sasori got on top of Sakura and started kissing her neck. She moaned every once in a while when she noticed something shine in the corner of the room. She squinted her eyes but had a hard time concentrating with Sasori on top of her giving his ministrations.
"W-W-Wait, Sasori," she said, trying not to moan. He groaned in distaste.
"What?" he asked.
"Look over here," she said as she got off of the bed and walked over to the corner.
"I don't see anything," he said as he walked closer.
"Aren't you supposed to be an S-class ninja?" she asked.
"Watch it. I still could kick your ass," Sasori growled out.
"Like last time?" Sakura mocked. He looked at her, irritated. "Now, before you try to kill me, look!" she pointed and he saw a tiny camera.
"A camera? Why would there be a camera in here?" he asked and then it hit both of them.
"They're watching us! Those sneaks!" Sakura yelled. "Do you think they saw us…you know…"
"Most likely not. If they are watching us, it's not just for them. It's probably on TV…and a little kid might be watching…" he stated wisely.
"Well aren't you so smart," she mumbled. "Should we tell the others?"
"Nah, they'll find out on their own eventually. We are all ninja," Sasori replied.
"WHAT THE FUCK! FUCK YOU, PEIN-SAMA!" a yell resounded through the house.
"I see Hidan found out," Sasori said.
"Did he….just cuss out you…leader?" Sakura asked, shocked.
"He always does that," Sasori said. "Now…where were we?"
"We're not having sex when I know that all of Konoha could be watching," Sakura said, stubbornly.
"Doll, don't be stubborn," Sasori said as he nibbled on her ear. She moaned.
"N-No," she said but her body was telling him 'yes.'
"Which is it, doll?" he asked. She gently pushed his chest and gave him a small smile.
"They…found out. But…how?" Tsunade asked, shocked.
"We should've known. We put my S-class criminals in with your kunoichi," Pein said, thoughtfully.
"Pein-sama, Tsunade-san, do you think they'll hold a grudge after this?" Konan asked.
"They fell in loooooove! How could they?" Tsunade slurred/sang in her half-drunken state.
"I, Ino Yamanaka, have called this meeting to discuss our betrayal from people we have trusted with our lives," Ino stated, professionally.
"Get on with it! Some of us have more important things to do!" Sakura yelled, irritably.
"Like what? Having sex with your lover?" Ino snapped. Sakura became unnaturally quiet. "Now, since they're probably watching this we need to make a plan in a place where they didn't put a camera…"
"The bathrooms, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"That's great!" Ino said as they all rushed to one of the bathrooms.
"I have a feeling this isn't going to turn out well…" Tsunade said.
"Same for me," Pein agreed. Konan just nodded.
"Hey, Sasuke?" Naruto asked, eyes glued to the computer screen.
"Hn?"
"What do you think will happen?" Naruto asked. Sasuke shrugged. Shikamaru sighed.
"They'll probably come up with some weird plan to get to the Leader of the Akatsuki and Tsunade-sama," Shikamaru stated.
"Do you…know what, exactly?" Neji asked.
"Yes."
"What?"
"You will all find out in good time," Shikamaru stated.
Everyone came out of the bathroom and went onto their own business of doing something while stuck in that house.
In the kitchen Ino stands drinking some coffee and Deidara is looking through the fridge but can't find anything to eat.
"You know, yeah. You're idea was pretty stupid. Like they would ever fall for that," Deidara said with a snicker.
"My idea was fool proof! Unlike yours!" she retorted.
"Yeah, yeah. I'm sure it was," Deidara said, rolling his eyes.
"I have had it with your crap, dammit!" she yelled as she slammed her mug on the counter a little too hard.
"Too bad, yeah. You're going to have to clean that up."
"Why won't you?" Ino asked, her temper getting the best of her.
"I didn't break anything, yeah," Deidara said, smugly.
"You're a shit, you know that?!" Ino asked/yelled at him.
"Eh, I've heard it before. Never really cared," Deidara said, nonchalantly. Ino then grabbed a kitchen knife and threw it at Deidara. He, being an S-class criminal, foresaw this and ducked. The knife flew into the corner of the room and on every TV set throughout the nation the TV had static but only in the kitchen.
"Wait….WHAT'S HAPPENING?! IS INO-CHAN OK?!" Choji yelled, finally dropping his chips.
"Is Ino OK?" Shikamaru laughed. "With her temper, we should be asking if Deidara's OK."
I am SOOOOO SOOOOOORRRY for the lack of updates! Feel free to throw random objects at meh!! But good news is that I'm out of school and have possibly more time for updates!! LOVE U GUYS! AND THANK U 4 BEING PATIENT!!