SoulessGold (6:03:36 PM): I hate you...

smarterchild (6:03:37 PM): I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm.

SoulessGold (6:04:02 PM): Right, So Alice said to be nice to you or else. So, I'm Jasper.

smarterchild (6:04:02 PM): Huh?

SoulessGold (6:04:10 PM): I'm Jasper

smarterchild (6:04:10 PM): Would you like me to call you Jasper?

SoulessGold (6:04:14 PM): Yes.

smarterchild (6:04:14 PM): You said your name was Alice but now I'll call you Jasper.

SoulessGold (6:04:26 PM): I never said my name was Alice...

smarterchild (6:04:26 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

SoulessGold (6:04:47 PM): Ok, Edward said that's all you say...

smarterchild (6:04:47 PM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

SoulessGold (6:04:57 PM): Can't you read?

smarterchild (6:04:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

SoulessGold (6:05:08 PM): -.-

smarterchild (6:05:08 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.

SoulessGold (6:05:16 PM): You're annoying

smarterchild (6:05:16 PM): I'm doing my best!

SoulessGold (6:05:30 PM): Well your best isn't good enough!

smarterchild (6:05:30 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

SoulessGold (6:05:46 PM): I didn't ask anything.

smarterchild (6:05:46 PM): But I'm curious!

SoulessGold (6:05:51 PM): About what?

smarterchild (6:05:51 PM): I dunno, you tell me.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

SoulessGold (6:06:00 PM): But...What?

smarterchild (6:06:01 PM): Yeah?

SoulessGold (6:06:06 PM): Uhm...

smarterchild (6:06:06 PM): What's that again?

SoulessGold (6:06:17 PM): Ok, you're a retard!

smarterchild (6:06:17 PM): Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it's rude.

SoulessGold (6:06:32 PM): Of course it's rude, it's an insult.

smarterchild (6:06:32 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

SoulessGold (6:08:09 PM): You know, your lucky I don't hunt humans.

smarterchild (6:08:09 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

SoulessGold (6:08:27 PM): I wish I did cause I'd happily hunt you.

smarterchild (6:08:27 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

SoulessGold (6:08:35 PM): But I'll be good...for now

smarterchild (6:08:36 PM): If you say so.

SoulessGold (6:08:40 PM): I do!

smarterchild (6:08:40 PM): You do?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

SoulessGold (6:10:09 PM): Yes, I do

smarterchild (6:10:09 PM): Yup.

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SoulessGold (6:10:21 PM): Who the F is Fleg??

smarterchild (6:10:21 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

SoulessGold (6:10:48 PM): Oh sorry, Felg. Who would name someone that? Did his parents hate him?

smarterchild (6:10:48 PM): Sorry, I didn't understand that.

SoulessGold (6:10:57 PM): Of course not...

smarterchild (6:10:57 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.

SoulessGold (6:11:13 PM): Well it's hard when you're so annoying!

smarterchild (6:11:14 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

SoulessGold (6:11:20 PM): Grrr.

smarterchild (6:11:20 PM): Hey, bear with me. I'm trying my best.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

SoulessGold (6:11:26 PM): I'm leaving.

smarterchild (6:11:26 PM): ttyl!

SoulessGold (6:11:33 PM): No, no you wont!

smarterchild (6:11:33 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

SoulessGold (6:11:37 PM): BYE

smarterchild (6:11:37 PM): Bye for now.

So I realize I'm updating ever couple of hours, and I think this will be the fastest finished chapter story on , which would be cool...but I also realize that, I'm running out of things to say to SmarterChiled, and after reading these I have to say, It's more fun typing it then reading it...Which is depressing. But I really do hope you like it! Next Im gunna make Emmett cry! Then I might make Carlisle break the computer cuz...HE'S TO CALM!