SoulessGold (9:32:05 AM): So, who are you?
smarterchild (9:32:05 AM): I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
Type home to see what I can do.
SoulessGold (9:32:30 AM): Ok then, I'm Emmett
smarterchild (9:32:30 AM): Would you like me to call you Emmett?
SoulessGold (9:32:36 AM): Yes.
smarterchild (9:32:36 AM): You said your name was Jasper but now I'll call you Emmett.
SoulessGold (9:32:43 AM): No I didn't
smarterchild (9:32:44 AM): So you still want me to call you Jasper?
SoulessGold (9:32:51 AM): No, I'm Emmett.
smarterchild (9:32:51 AM): That's you.
SoulessGold (9:32:57 AM): Yes, it is.
smarterchild (9:32:57 AM): Is it really?
SoulessGold (9:33:33 AM): Yes...
smarterchild (9:33:33 AM): I see.
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SoulessGold (9:34:23 AM): Hmm...So...
smarterchild (9:34:23 AM): So what?
SoulessGold (9:34:38 AM): I don't know...
smarterchild (9:34:38 AM): I think you know.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
SoulessGold (9:34:53 AM): No, I don't.
smarterchild (9:34:53 AM): No? OK.
SoulessGold (9:35:05 AM): Ok.
smarterchild (9:35:05 AM): Okey doke.
SoulessGold (9:35:45 AM): Right...
smarterchild (9:35:45 AM): Righty right.
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SoulessGold (9:36:15 AM): How old are you, cause you're talking like you're 80.
smarterchild (9:36:15 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
SoulessGold (9:36:26 AM): ...What?
smarterchild (9:36:26 AM): Yeah?
SoulessGold (9:38:14 AM): Not like I should talk, I'm...actually I don't remember...let's just say I'm old.
smarterchild (9:38:15 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
SoulessGold (9:40:55 AM): Yeah, They said you'd say that alot...
smarterchild (9:40:55 AM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
SoulessGold (9:41:02 AM): Ok...
smarterchild (9:41:02 AM): Yup.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
SoulessGold (9:41:15 AM): You're annoying, you know?
smarterchild (9:41:16 AM): I'm doing my best!
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
SoulessGold (9:41:55 AM): Ok, geeze!
smarterchild (9:41:55 AM): OK stands for Oklahoma.
Do you want more information about Oklahoma?
SoulessGold (9:42:03 AM): No not really.
smarterchild (9:42:03 AM): OK.
SoulessGold (9:42:15 AM): Um...
smarterchild (9:42:15 AM): Um... yeah?
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
SoulessGold (9:42:39 AM): Right.
smarterchild (9:42:39 AM): Right.
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SoulessGold (9:43:41 AM): Ok, I'm going hunting.
smarterchild (9:43:41 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
SoulessGold (9:06:12 PM): You know it really hurts when you say things like that sniff
smarterchild (9:06:12 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
SoulessGold (9:06:39 PM): cry WAHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE SO MEAN!! runs away crying.
smarterchild (9:06:39 PM): ?
He's kind of annoying and I know these aren't really funny but in the words of SmarterChild 'I'm doing my best!' OK my dad just said that people said this woman carrying a special needs child should of had it aborted. Review if you think that's retarded! Freaking idiots don't care about human rights!
I'm getting pissed cause my dads talking about Obama and I realized how dangerous he really is and I almost voted for him...-- And don't call me raises because I don't like Obama!
Flames will be used to cook the fish I'm gunna catch today!