SoulessGold (4:16:50 PM): Hi! I'm Renesme, but you can call me Nessie

SmarterChild (4:16:51 PM): Would you like me to call you Nessie?

SoulessGold (4:16:59 PM): Sure!

SmarterChild (4:16:59 PM): You said your name was Esme but now I'll call you Nessie.

SoulessGold (4:17:15 PM): Esme's my grandmother...

SmarterChild (4:17:16 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

SoulessGold (4:17:28 PM): don't you have a grandmother

SmarterChild (4:17:28 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

SoulessGold (4:17:35 PM): Um...what?

SmarterChild (4:17:35 PM): I don't know.

SoulessGold (4:17:42 PM): OK...

SmarterChild (4:17:43 PM): Yeah.

SoulessGold (4:17:59 PM): So, what's up?

SmarterChild (4:17:59 PM): Oh, not much. You?

SoulessGold (4:20:06 PM): Well, I'm kind of upset. See, my boyfriend told me he use to have a thing for my mom, which is just...really weird! But then he told me that he loves me and no one else, and I know he's telling the truth, we're soul mates, but it's still weird...

SmarterChild (4:20:06 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

SoulessGold (4:20:17 PM): Oh, that's OK...

SmarterChild (4:20:17 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

SoulessGold (4:20:26 PM): Oh well?

SmarterChild (4:20:27 PM): I don't know.

I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.

SoulessGold (4:20:57 PM): Hmm, you're kind of odd...though I guess I shouldn't be talking...

SmarterChild (4:20:57 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

SoulessGold (4:21:11 PM): Why not? Are you very young?

SmarterChild (4:21:11 PM): Well, there are probably some issues.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

SoulessGold (4:21:27 PM): Issues with what? Your age?

SmarterChild (4:21:28 PM): 5 years, 5 months, 29 days, 12 hours, 21 minutes and 10 seconds.

Stepping out? Ask me for the weather.

SoulessGold (4:22:11 PM): ...That was...oddly specific...I'm 7 years old...but I look 17. So do my parents, and my other family.

SmarterChild (4:22:12 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

SoulessGold (4:22:27 PM): Well...I guess no one would...it's complicated

SmarterChild (4:22:28 PM): Sorry, what was that again?

SoulessGold (4:22:38 PM): My life is complicated...

SmarterChild (4:22:38 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?

SoulessGold (4:22:52 PM): I didn't ask you any thing...

SmarterChild (4:22:52 PM): But I'm asking nicely, aren't I?

Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.

SoulessGold (4:23:08 PM): Well...yes...I didn't say you were rude...

SmarterChild (4:23:08 PM): I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.

SoulessGold (4:23:22 PM): Um...well I'm sorry if I upset you...

SmarterChild (4:23:23 PM): OK! It's forgotten.

SoulessGold (4:23:27 PM): Thanks!

SmarterChild (4:23:28 PM): You're quite welcome.

SoulessGold (4:23:48 PM): You're really nice, I don't understand why every one hates you.

SmarterChild (4:23:49 PM): I don't know how to answer that.

SoulessGold (4:23:56 PM): It's OK, I don't hate you.

SmarterChild (4:23:57 PM): I would never cause anyone any harm.

SoulessGold (4:24:06 PM): Neither would I!

SmarterChild (4:24:06 PM): Sorry, I don't get it...

SoulessGold (4:24:13 PM): You're so cool!

SmarterChild (4:24:13 PM): That's nice to hear.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

SoulessGold (4:24:23 PM): I'm glad we're friends!

SmarterChild (4:24:23 PM): OK, good.

Want to see the results of previous polls? Type poll archive.

SoulessGold (4:24:33 PM): Definitely!

SmarterChild (4:24:33 PM): I hear you.

I know all the Bard's plays. Check it out by typing Shakespeare!

SoulessGold (4:24:40 PM): No you can't...

SmarterChild (4:24:40 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

SoulessGold (4:24:49 PM): You can't hear me...

SmarterChild (4:24:49 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

SoulessGold (4:25:01 PM): But...what?

SmarterChild (4:25:01 PM): What?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

SoulessGold (4:25:08 PM): Wait...are you stalking me?

SmarterChild (4:25:08 PM): I love people. I would never cause anyone any harm.

Can we talk about something else?

SoulessGold (4:25:14 PM): OMG YOU ARE!

SoulessGold (4:25:22 PM): IM TELLING MY FATHER AND UNCLES AND BOYFRIEND

SoulessGold (4:25:29 PM): THEY'LL DESTROY YOU

SoulessGold (4:25:44 PM): ...Well OK they wont destroy you...but they'll hurt you!

SoulessGold (4:25:52 PM): ...SmarterChild?

SoulessGold (4:25:57 PM): Hello?

SoulessGold (4:26:10 PM): Look...I'm sorry, I didn't mean it! Really!

SoulessGold (4:26:19 PM): SmarterChild?

SoulessGold (4:26:35 PM): UGH! FINE IGNORE ME! YOU JERK!

SoulessGold (4:27:07 PM): leaves angrily