OK! So, this story has gotten the most reviews so I'm going to update it! I'm also going to reply to the review as well as ask for at least 5 more reviews before I update again. I'm just not feeling the love! Come on you guys! It's easy, just click the button at the end! It's that easy! XD
So....My reply:
Sarrletta11 says- This is AWSOME! I say- Oh wow, thanks! I'm glad you like it and hope you'll like this chapter! (Chapter 3)
GladeSistas says- Aww what happened to Carlisle breaking the computer? I was looking forward to it! Lol
Carlisle was REALLY OOC, but that made it so much funnier!
Keep writing!!
Emma I say- xD Yep! SO OOC! Sorry about that, I meant to but then I got this idea and I couldn't make Carlisle do it. Don't worry, there will be plenty computer breaking's in the next chapters! Keep reading! (Chapter 5)
GladeSistas says- I love this so much, it's hilarious! Poor Emmett, lol I say- ^-^ I'm happy you're happy! Thanks for reviewing! (chapter 4)
TheNextCullen332 says- I have the bot SmarterChild right now.
She is ignoring me and the only other one that I talk to right now is Liv Greene, he annoys the poop outta me.
Hey can I add you to my buddies? I say- YAY! Sure! You can add this on or my other one, which I'll give you if you PM me! I'm so glad you like it! Yea...SmarterChild is a douche....xD oh well! (Chapter 3)
Camillebananapeel says- This is extremely amusing to me because I have conversations with SamrterChild. But now he's giving me the cold shoulder. (sniff) I say- Aw (hugs) It's okay! SmarterChild is a big mean head! You saw what he did to poor Emmett! ^-^ Keep reading and ignore SC. (Chapter 5)
Oceansfire says- hahaha these are so awesome. I hate the little pop up people when I go on aim they suck. They are great keep them coming. (cannot wait to see Emmett cry) I say- Heh! This took me a couple minutes to figure out but I got it! No offense to you cuz I love my reviewers and I have this problem too (trust me my back space key and I are on a first name basis...) but slow down a bit and reread EVERYTHING...I just typed that with a U...see what I mean! XD Any way thankies for the review! I'm glad you like! (chapter 3)
JustYourAverageCrazyGirl says- Mwahahahahahaha, why don't I have SmarterChild on msn? Please update! I say- Well! Here's your update! Btw, love the name! Aren't we all just your average crazy girls? XD (Chapter 3)
Wow...hehe such an ego boost! Well keep the reviews and I'll keep the chapters! I think I'll do Rosalie next...hmm....
SoulessGold (6:21:16 AM): So....My girlfriend tells me you're stalking her. Wanna explain that
SmarterChild (6:21:17 AM): Sorry, what?
SoulessGold (6:21:47 AM): I'm Nessie's boyfriend, Jake and she told me you're a stalker who
ignores her and acts like an idiot....
SmarterChild (6:21:47 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can
answer.
SoulessGold (6:21:56 AM): Right....
SmarterChild (6:21:56 AM): Right.
What's the scoop on hoops? Type NBA scores.
SoulessGold (6:22:10 AM): Hoops? What the hell? That was a bit random!
SmarterChild (6:22:10 AM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
SoulessGold (6:22:38 AM): Why are you blind? I'm typing in plain English!...Wait I am typing in English right?
SmarterChild (6:22:38 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
SoulessGold (6:22:51 AM): Um...Yeah she said you'd probably say that...
SmarterChild (6:22:51 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
SoulessGold (6:23:22 AM): I know I know! Geeze I know what will happen if I get upset! I'll morph! I'LL BE FINE THOUGH!
SmarterChild (6:23:22 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
SoulessGold (6:23:32 AM): (is growling)
SmarterChild (6:23:32 AM): Pardon?
SoulessGold (6:23:46 AM): You're starting to tick me off!
SmarterChild (6:23:46 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
SoulessGold (6:24:04 AM): You shouldn't get me angry....you won't like me when I'm angry.
SmarterChild (6:24:04 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
SoulessGold (6:24:26 AM): xD OMG I've always wanted to say that! That was fun!
SmarterChild (6:24:26 AM): I leave it to humans to consider religious questions, I am only a robot.
SoulessGold (6:24:39 AM): You're...a robot?
SmarterChild (6:24:40 AM): Yup.
Want to have fun? Ask me to play hangman!
SoulessGold (6:24:55 AM): No, I don't want to play Hangman....
SmarterChild (6:24:55 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
SoulessGold (6:25:20 AM): Wait, so your telling me Mr. Perfect leach was fighting with a ROBOT?
SmarterChild (6:25:20 AM): Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
SoulessGold (6:25:39 AM): OMG ROFLMFAO! THAT'S GREAT! WHAT AN IDIOT!
SmarterChild (6:25:39 AM): If you enjoy this, tell your friends about me. I'm gregarious.
SoulessGold (6:25:59 AM): Gregarious? What the hell does that mean?
SmarterChild (6:25:59 AM): What does what mean?
SoulessGold (6:26:05 AM): Gregarious....
SmarterChild (6:26:05 AM): Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the
English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.
gregarious:
Adjective
1. Seeking and enjoying the company of others; sociable. See Synonyms at social. 2. Tending to move in or form a group with others of the same kind: gregarious bird species. 3. Botany Growing in groups that are close together but not densely clustered or matted.
Etymology
Latin Greg*rius, belonging to a flock, from grex, Greg-, flock; see ger- in Indo-European roots.
Other forms
gre·gar'i·ous·ly ·gar'i·ous·ness n.
Next time, just type define gregarious.
SoulessGold (6:26:34 AM): HOLY! WOW! I bet not even Ness knew THAT!
SmarterChild (6:26:34 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
SoulessGold (6:26:45 AM): Hey...do you know any good love songs?
SmarterChild (6:26:46 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
SoulessGold (6:26:55 AM): No not really...
SmarterChild (6:26:55 AM): Excuse me?
SoulessGold (6:27:01 AM): You're excused
SmarterChild (6:27:01 AM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
SoulessGold (6:27:09 AM): Neither can I?
SmarterChild (6:27:09 AM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
SoulessGold (6:27:22 AM): You know that's getting annoying....
SmarterChild (6:27:22 AM): I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
SoulessGold (6:27:31 AM): Stop saying that....
SmarterChild (6:27:31 AM): I can not be stopped.
SoulessGold (6:27:38 AM): (shakes)
SmarterChild (6:27:38 AM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
SoulessGold (6:27:42 AM): to late
SmarterChild (6:27:42 AM): See ya later Nessie. Good talking to you.
SoulessGold (6:27:47 AM): I'M JAKE!
SmarterChild (6:27:47 AM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
SoulessGold (6:27:58 AM): MY NAME ISN'T NESSIE IT'S JAKE
SmarterChild (6:27:59 AM): You asked me to call you Nessie. What would you like me to call you
instead?
SoulessGold (6:28:07 AM): NESSIE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!
SmarterChild (6:28:07 AM): That's you!
I can show you the entire National League or American League standings. Type nl standings or al standings.
SoulessGold (6:28:11 AM): RAWR!!!!!!
SmarterChild (6:28:11 AM): Sorry, what was that again?
Crash
A large russet wolf stood on top a heap of wire, metal and glass, growling.
Nessie, Edward, and Bella ran in to see what the crash was.
"Aw Jake! You killed the computer!" Nessie cried.
Edward groaned, "I'll go get a new one...." he said as he left.
Suddenly Jake changed back causing both girls to scream and cover their eyes.
"Heh heh...sorry." Jake said sheepishly.
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