SORRY, THIS CHAPTERS SHORT, BUT ITS GOT THE PACK IN IT, AND…. SOME OTHER THINGS I DON'T WANNA SPOIL BEFORE YOU READ IT.
DISCLAIMER: Sadly enough, I'm not Stephanie Meyer, *sob*
"AUNT NORA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" I heard Esme scream.
CRASH! CRASH! BAM! "ESME NOOOO!"
"YOU RUINED MY FINE CHINA!!!!!!" Esme shrieked, We all ran downstairs to see Esme glaring at Aunt Nora, there were pieces of the couch and Esmes teapot collection all over the floor, Aunt Nora is in deep shit.
"Reneesme, Emmett, do your thing." Carlisle said.
"Whaa?"
Reneesme ran outside and started howling while Emmett ran around in circles shouting something about rubber chickens.
The la push pack burst through the door in wolf form, Sam lunged at Aunt Nora, Aunt Nora saw him and shot lightning bolts out of her eyes that fried him.
"YES! Uh... I mean NOOO! SAM!! THIS MEANS WAR!!!"
Then, a thousand rubber chickens burst through the ceiling.
"NOOOO! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!" Aunt Nora screamed, she ran into Carlisle and Esmes room, climbed into the wardrobe and locked it.
"We have to get her out of there!" Rosalie shouted as she tried to pick the lock on the door. "Ummm…. Rosalie?" "Yeah?" "You're a vampire, just smash it open, dumb blonde"
"OK!" Rosalie said with a little too much enthusiasm…
SMASH! "Whoa... That was fast…" "LET'S FIND HER!" Emmett shouted, we all climbed in…
The inside of the wardrobe was massive! I ran around in circles, occasionally tripping over things until I was completely lost.
I walked forward a bit more and I saw a light coming from the left, I ran towards it and climbed out of the wardrobe…
When I got out, the Cullens house looked different, especially since it was snowing and there were trees everywhere, I saw a lamp post a few meters in front of me.
I remembered this place from somewhere but I didn't know where. Then, a MASSIVE beaver walked past me and said "Good morning, are you new here?"