Disclaimer: Sames as every other fic's.
No this is not a slash. Just I couldn't figure out what to do with Draco's thugs.
"Okay its decided the students will be partnered within their houses and three pretend couples per a set of apartments." Proffesor Dumbledore said, the school staff nodded.
"Now that we got that out of the way. How will we make the couples?" Proffessor Sprout half asked. Her question was first met with slience then chaos.
McGonagall watched as the most respected wizards started to shout at each other. Sliently she got out her quill and started writing down names and who they should be with and what type of mystical creature they should get. Abouth thirty mintues later she set her quill down. The sight before her was slightly amusing, Professor Snape and Professor Sprout looked about ready to have a fist fight. She got up sliently and handed her stacks of parchement to Dumbledore. "Thank You Minerva.You may go." Dumbledore said quite pleasently.
Her last glimpse of the staff room was of quills moving at the speed of light.
Hagrid watched enviously as McGonagall left the room. Sighing he glanced at Dumbledore who was sucking on a lemon drop. About an hour later a good sized stack of papers were in front of Dumbledore. "I would like all head of Houses to leave and inform their students of their newest class." Dumbledore said. Said teachers quickly left they staff room.
"The rest of you are stuck with me to figure out the details." Dumbledore said as soon as the others left.
"We could use the room of requirements for the baby materials." Professor Binns said.
"I'm guessing that you want us to figure out what to do with n.e.w.t.s and the breaks they'll be needing, uh?" Hagrid asked.
"Yes." Dumbledore said lightly.
"Baby Sitters." Hagird said suddenly.
"What do you mean, Hagrid?" Dumbledore asked with a twinkle in his eye.
"You said so yourself before this meeting started, no one in this room had experince with infants. So why not have the 'Grandparents' to do it and I'm sure some of the house elves wouldn't mind." Hagrid said smiling.
"Grandparents?" Binns asked.
"He means the head of houses. Yes that would work but we could also inlist the help of the ghosts and poritarts." Dumbledore said thoughtfully.
"So the school should run slightly normal just a few more complactions and one more class." Flickwick said. Everyone who was left in the room nodded and looked at Dumbledore expectedly.
"I believe we just cover everything sooner than I thought." he said smiling. "We shall be going to the ministry first thing tomorrow morning. We will have breakfast on the way to Hogsmeade to take the train to the ministry. Good Night everyone." He said still smiling as if he knew something amusing the others didn't.
As everyone left the room giving him odd glances he looked at Minvera's stack of Gryfindor names and couplings the first three were Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley and Lavender Brown , and Ginny Weasley and Nevielle Longbottom. The ministry was going to fall apart if the infants took after their adpotive parents. Yes he could see it now prankers everywhere and all of them in Gryfindor. He could hardly wait.
