Sam waved the handcuffs she'd swiped from Officer Brown in Freddie's face.

"Just think of all the cool pranks we could pull with these! Better yet, think of all the pranks I could pull on you!"

Freddie sighed and rolled his eyes. "Whatever, Sam. Go play a prank on Gibby or something, 'cause we all know you aren't going to algebra."

"Okay. Seeya, Benson!"

Poor Gibby was minding his own business when Sam came charging through, grabbed him by the collar, and dragged him in the direction of the girls' bathroom.

Freddie sighed. He'd been thinking of the things he could have done with those handcuffs, but none of them were pranks, and all of them involved Sam.

*****

After Sam chained Gibby to the bathroom stall, she decided to pop into algebra class and learn something for once. Miss Latina didn't even bother handing Sam a tardy slip. She just said "Detention." Sam flipped her off and walked to her seat.

Freddie wasn't listening in class. He was sitting there, daydreaming. Sam wasn't really paying attention either. She was trying to figure out what the odd expression on Freddie's face was. She texted him.

freddork! u look lyk carly just asked u 2 marry her, wats up?

Freddie replied with a slightly reddened face.

nothing, sam! Get back to wrk, or w/e u do when we'r in class

Sam rolled her eyes at him and blew him a kiss, just to drive him crazy.

Freddie paused for a bit, then pulled out his phone again.

hey sam-- meet me at the abandoned 3rd floor bathrooms after class

Sam's smirk changed to a look of concern.

y? u ok?

Freddie smiled as he typed.

yeah, just dont tell carly

*****

"I'm here, Fredward. What is it?"

"Can I see your handcuffs for a second?"

"Why?"

"Just because," he said, a sly grin creeping across his face as Sam dug through her backpack for her spare handcuffs.

"Mmkay, here you..." she paused, seeing the look on his face. "Freddie?"

Freddie pulled her into a kiss and pushed her up against the stall, handcuffing her hands to the metal bar above the door.

He smirked. "You should know better than to leave me alone with handcuffs."

Sam just smiled.