Alice's POV

Angela? Why is Angela here? And why does she smell so weird? I Looked over to Edward who was still staring at Angela and probably not listening to me right now. Though as if he was in my head he said "Angela is here because she knows what we are." I gasped I couldn't help it someone cover my mouth. Just as I thought that jasper covered my mouth. Hey I thought Edward was the mind reader! Stupid Vampires. Edward chuckled and I frowned. "She is also her for another reason though. She wants us to know what she is."

It took about 5 minutes for that last statement to set in before Emmett started jumping up and down saying "Oh' Oh let me guess! Please I know this one! I'm not even joking this time I know what she is! She's a mermaid!" We all groaned at his stupidity.

"Emmett!" Bella squeaked.

"Yes Bella?" Emmett asked

"How stupid can you get? We have gone over this about a million times and yes I counted. MERMAIDS AREN'T REAL! You can't go around accusing people, especially people I used to be friends with, of being creatures that you know aren't real!"

"I know nothing." Emmett said in a very low intimidating voice that scared everyone in the room except of course Bella. Because she replied "Obviously!"

Edward decided it was a good time too bud in "Emmett, Bella is right she is not a mermaid." Bella stuck her tongue out at Emmett. "Bella was right about something else also. Angela is a witch."

I Bit jasper because his hand was still over my mouth and he removed his hand with a yelp. I then exclaimed "No way! That is sooooo cool! I wanna be a witch! All I get to be is a stupid immortal vegetarian vampire!"

Seth Then exclaimed "Jake you lied to me! You said witches weren't real when I couldn't sleep after we learned about the Salem witch trials last year. I thought you were my friend!"

Rose sighed "Oh wah wah Build a bridge and get over it. You act like you're 3. Nessie acts older than you and she isn't even a year old!"

Angela then said "Well we aren't very much like the Salem witches at all. We are more like the witches in Sabrina the Teenage Witch. We aren't scary at all. Of course because no one knows about us but still."

Nessie jumps out of jakes arms and runs over to Angela and hugs her legs "Hi I'm Rennesme. I love that show Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I think Sabrina is the coolest thing since like ever! I watch it with uncle Emmett all the time!"

"Uncle? Who's child is she?" Angela asked we all nervously looked at each other and then I thought to Edward 'we may as well tell her since she already knows what we are and all and know she'll know we aren't selfish bloodsuckers how changed Bella so we could have her forever' I saw Edward give a small nod then pull Bella around the waist and whisper something in her ear too low for even me to hear. Bella nodded then looked up and said "she is Edward's and mine. We had her after we got back from our honey moon. "

"shouldn't you still be pregnant with her then?" Angela asked

"No Rennesme is half human half vampire which meant that the birthing process was sped up to one month and the birth almost killed Bella so we had to change her afterwards." Edward explained.

"Oh. Well she is beautiful. Her eyes look so familiar though. They look just like yours used too um before ya know."

"Yea. What Ever back to me. You have to help us Angela!" Nessie said

Angela looked at Nessie with a confused expression. "What can I do?'

"Well as you probably know Hannah Montana was cancelled and you have to Zap us to Hollywood to Talk some sense into the cast. Please Please Please!"

Emmett Perks up at the idea "OMG!! Why didn't I think of that!'

Jasper then says "Because you have to have a brain to think and we all know that you don't have one."

Rosalie then says "Jasper we aren't supposed to insult the special people in this world."

Emmett then exclaims "Rose you said you'd never tell any one I'm special!"

"Uncle Emmett we all already new so back to the point again! Angela will you help us?"