Mission Gone Wrong
By: Whipped Coffee

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Disclaimer
Sadly, I don't own Naruto…
Never did, never will…

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Chapter 2—You've got to Be Kidding Me

"WOULD YOU BE QUIET ALREADY!?" Sakura screamed.

Obviously, the other two were still arguing. When Sakura suddenly yelled at them again, they both stopped and stared at Sakura. Sasuke scoffed and turned away.

"DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT KAKASHI-SENSEI IS MISSING?!" Sakura yelled, still screaming.

"Stop yelling… It's so troublesome," a sudden voice said tiredly.

"Shikamaru?" Sakura looked from where the voice came from.

She looked at a tree, where Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino were standing.

"Forehead Girl, what are you doing here?" Ino asked, with a hint of distaste in her voice.

"No, Ino-pig, what are you doing here?" Sakura asked, narrowing her eyes.

Even though they still got over the feud from when they were kids, the two still argued and bicker every time they see each other. And this happens to be one of those times.

"I asked-"

"AHH! Sakura-chan! Have you come to witness me to do well on this mission?" Lee yelled, jumping down from the tree, trying to hug Sakura.

Lucky for her, she moved just in time. Lee crashed into a tree when she dodged. He looked at her, anime tears on his face, whimpering slightly.

"Hyuuga," Sasuke said, glaring at a certain Hyuuga prodigy.

"Uchiha," Neji said, also glaring at the Uchiha prodigy.

Tenten sweat-dropped at their greetings.

"Tenten, what are you doing here?" Sakura asked, recovering from Lee's sudden burst.

Lee had recovered from his crash, and had started talking to himself about doing push-ups, sit-ups, and whatever he can do to gain Sakura's love.

"I was wondering the same thing," Tenten said.

Over the years, the two had become friends quickly. Along with Ino and Hinata, the four became close friends, even though they weren't put on missions regularly.

Naruto, was the only was VERY confused. He was running around hysterically, wanting to get answers quickly. Like always, everyone ignored him, trying to block out his screams and questions.

"What happened?! Why are there other teams here!?" Naruto yelled.

"Stop your yelling, it's getting annoying," Kiba said, suddenly coming in.

"KIBA!?" Naruto yelled, pointing at him.

Kiba swatted his hand away, and glared at him. Hinata and Shino came out, behind him. Naruto looked and was more confused then ever, pestering Kiba to answer his questions.

"This is weird, considering the other 3 teams being here…" Sakura mumbled.

"HEY! WHERE'S KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Naruto yelled, suddenly realizing that Kakashi was gone.

"I sound that minutes ago… does anyone ever listen to me?!" Sakura yelled.

"Now that you mention it, where's Gai-sensei?" Tenten asked, looking around.

"Awww… where's Asuma-sensei? He promised me dinner…" Chouji said sadly.

"THERE'S NO TIME TO BE THINKING ABOUT THAT!" Ino yelled, hitting his head.

"Pft… Troublesome." Shikamaru said.

"Let's get outta here," Neji said, clearly annoyed with the noise.

He activated his Byakugan, jumping onto a tree branch to see if there were anyway out.

"Don't even bother to try…" Shino said.

"What do you mean?" Tenten asked.

"We noticed Kurenai-sensei was missing, so we tried to go out of the forest, but it was just like a maze." Kiba said.

"This is definitely suspicious…" Neji muttered under his breath.

"Even with Hinata's Byakugan, we couldn't find a way out." Kiba added.

"Can we settle this later? I'm tired…" Sakura said.

Everyone looked at her.

"Well aren't you?"

Everyone mumbled something.

"But where can we go?" Ino asked.

"There's a house over there!" Sakura said, pointing to the direction.

Everyone turned to where she was pointing, seeing there was a wooden house near the edge of the clearing. With a blink of an eye, everyone was running to it.

"HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Sakura yelled as she dashed after them.

"Troublesome…" Shikamaru said, as he trudged towards the house.

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"You. Have got. To be. Kidding. Me." Ino said, staring at the house.

It was not very comfy, but there were only 6 rooms, taking up most of the space, and no stove nor bathroom.

"There are only 6 rooms, how are we going to sleep then?" Naruto asked, more like whined.

"We split up, duh!" Kiba yelled.

"I get to have a room with Sakura!" Lee yelled.

"EWW! No way am I going to share a room with him!" Sakura yelled.

"Awww… Is someone a little shy? Don't worry; I'll share a room with Sasuke!" Ino yelled, hugging Sasuke's arm.

Sasuke glared and tried to shrug away, but no luck. Tenten sighed, rolling her eyes at the same time.

"I want to have a room with Hinata-chan!" Naruto said, smiling like an idiot while putting his arm around Hinata. Hinata's face grew as red as a tomato.

"Get. Your. Hand. Of. Hinata-sama." Neji said through his gritted teeth, giving him a death glare.

Naruto suddenly backed away from him and her,

"Eheheheheehehehehehehe… Sorry?" Naruto said nervously.

"You better be…" Neji said, calming down.

"Let's get over with this rooming stuff… this is turning troublesome…" Shikamaru said.

"How about… we draw straws! Since everyone is unhappy, why don't we pick!" Kiba said, happy that he came up with such a brilliant plan.

Akamaru barked in agreement.

"Sorry, but do you see any straws around here!?" Ino yelled.

"She really does seem to be shouty today…" Shikamaru muttered to Chouji. Chouji nodded. "How troublesome…" He said with a sigh.

"Then we'll use these!" Kiba picked up 12 sticks that were magically on the ground.

He bit his thumb and started writing the door numbers on the stick. He wrote the door number twice on a different stick, so then there will be two of the same room, meaning that whoever got the same room number, will have to share their room.

"Here! Pick a stick! I'll take the last one since I know which number is on a stick!" Kiba said, holding out the twelve sticks to everyone.

Everyone took a stick, looking at the number.

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"I'm gonna take a shower!" Ino shouted.

"Ano… when we were looking for Kurenai-sensei, I saw a stream with a waterfall… and seeing there's no bathroom…" Hinata said quietly, looking at her feet.

"Really? That'll be great! Hinata! Let's go since you know the way! You probably want to take a shower too!" Ino said, grabbing onto Hinata.

"Tenten, why don't you come too?" Ino added, dragging Hinata out.

"Sure, I'm up for it. Sakura, wanna come?" She asked, following Ino out, looking over her shoulder at Sakura.

"Sure!" Sakura agreed, walking out.

Tenten grinned as they walked out together, with Naruto trying to follow them. "Hey, I want to come too!" Naruto whined.

"Girls only you pervert!" Sakura yelled, hitting him on the head.

Naruto grumbled, rubbing his head and walked back into the house where the others were smirking at him.

"Geez, I think he's hanging around Jiraiya too much…" Sakura mumbled.

Tenten laughed as they started heading towards Hinata and Ino, who were waiting outside.

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As the girls chatted their way towards the waterfall, with Hinata leading them, they stopped in their tracks when they first saw the waterfall. The noise was deafening, causing them to shout to be heard over the roaring of the water.

"This is sooooo cool!" Ino yelled, running towards the stream.

Sakura agreed, nodding her head. Tenten closed her eyes, taking in deep breaths, smelling the fresh air. Hinata smiled, knowing that Ino was happy to see the fresh water. The girls took off their clothes, and jumped into the stream.

"This feels sooooo good!" Sakura yelled over the waterfall.

"Yeah! It's a long time since I was this relaxed taking a bath!" Tenten screamed.

"Doesn't it feel good Hinata?" Ino asked, as she took out her ponytail and Tenten taking out her buns.

"Hai… It does…" Hinata said, blushing.

"C'mon! It's only us girls! You don't have to be shy!" Sakura yelled.

Hinata looked at her and smiled.

"Yes, it does feel good!" Hinata said loudly this time.

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Back with the guys, they were immensely bored out of their minds. Like always, Sasuke and Neji were leaning against the wall opposite of each other, also bored, but not showing it. Naruto was standing up, thinking of ways to pass time while Shikamaru was sitting on the ground, with the wall propping him up. Kiba was sitting on the ground, playing with Akamaru, who was the only one who wasn't bored. Shino was as quiet as ever, standing and leaning against the wall. Lee was doing push ups as always.

"This is troublesome…" Shikamaru said, deciding to break the silence.

"You think everything is troublesome!" Naruto yelled.

"Because it is…" Shikamaru sighed.

Naruto pouted as he started pacing around the room.

"Akamaru and I will search for food! Meanwhile, why don't you start the fire?" Kiba suggested, running off with Akamaru barking and following after him.

Shino didn't say anything, but headed out as well. The others knew where he was going, but even if they didn't, it wouldn't matter. Shino could handle himself in situations.

"Yooosh! I too will not lose! I will search for food!" Lee yelled as he ran out.

There was a sudden noise in the house. Naruto looked at Chouji with an annoyed face.

"How'd he get to sleep so fast?!" Naruto yelled, who stopped in his tracks and stared at Chouji.

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(Naruto's POV)

'Why is he always eating and sleeping… Geez, I wonder how he-'

"AHHH! HOT! IT'S HOT!" I suddenly yelled, while everyone looked at me with great interest.

I started running everywhere, until the searing pain died down. I glared at Sasuke. He smirked.

'Geez, I can't understand that guy…'

"This is troublesome…" Shikamaru yawned.

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(Normal POV)

Neji was sitting, meditating with his eyes closed. Sasuke was near the fire, throwing in some sticks. Chouji didn't even bother to go to his room and sleep. He was snoring rather loudly, which sometimes would get on Naruto's nerve, and Neji. Shikamaru was on the floor, staring at the ceiling, probably imagining it was the sky. Naruto, he was – well, he was observing everyone.

Suddenly, an evil smile cam to his face.

"Hey, hey… Wanna do something fun?" Naruto asked, with an odd glint in his eye.

Neji opened an eye.

"Your idea of fun is eating ramen," Neji said, closing his eye and going back to meditating.

"HEY! That is fun! And no! That was not what I was about to say," Naruto said. Not hearing any other interruptions, he continued. "I meant… why don't we spy on the girls!" He said giddily.

Sasuke scoffed, and looked at Naruto with a smirk. "Sakura's right, you have been hanging around Jiraiya too much."

"What's that?! And when have you ever agreed with Sakura!" Naruto yelled.

"Shut up dobe," Sasuke said, now glaring at him.

Naruto glared back.

"Troublesome," Shikamaru said with a sigh.

"Well, why don't we? It's not like we're going to get caught, and there's nothing else to do here!" Naruto protested.

No one seemed to be objecting against that, but neither one of them seemed to agree with him. Naruto scrunched his face.

'This is going to be harder than I thought…'

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"Tenten! Your hair is so nice when it's down!" Ino exclaimed, trying to get to Tenten's hair.

Tenten widened her eyes slightly as she swam away from Ino, bumping into Sakura slightly, who suddenly reached out and touched her hair as well.

"Yeah, why don't you put it down more often?" Sakura asked, feeling Tenten's wet hair.

Tenten didn't say anything at first. She sighed as she dove underwater, turning up next to Hinata, who was a little surprised.

"It gets in the way of my training," Tenten said.

"But you look great with it down…" Hinata complimented.

"If I leave it down, when I'm on a mission, the next thing I know, I'd probably be bald already!" Tenten said, laughing.

"I guess that's true…" Ino said.

"Let's talk about something else." Tenten said.

It was Sakura's turn to sigh now.

"Do you ever wonder what will happen to your love lives?" Sakura asked.

"Sakura! You sound those desperate commercials trying to make money," Tenten said.

"But do you?" Sakura asked again, sighing as she had this dreamy look on her face.

"I do!" Ino suddenly yelled, causing the girls to look at her with interest. Noticing that she had all the attention, she continued. "Sometimes… Sasuke is just an arrogant bastard…" Ino said, sighing.

"Scratch that. He IS an arrogant bastard." Ino sighed once again.

"Giving up on him so easily eh?" Tenten teased.

"Yea, he was starting to get on my nerve with that attitude of his anyways," Ino grumbled. "I mean, I'm starting to think he's gay…"

Sakura looked at Ino with wide eyes. "Are you serious?"

Ino nodded knowingly. "I mean… think about it. Who passes a chance to sleep with a girl??"

Tenten laughed. "I don't think that he's gay. I mean… he's been going on about how he wants to restore his clan… he wouldn't be doing that if he was gay, would he?"

Ino raised her brow. "There are ways to get a baby with gay marriage…"

Hinata widened her eyes. Sakura stifled her giggles, and Tenten burst out laughing.

"How do you know that?" Tenten asked.

"Oh, you know these things eventually," Ino said, grinning.

Hinata started to giggle, which caused the other two to laugh.

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With no idea how he did it, Naruto led the way towards the waterfall with the rest of the guys trailing behind him. They made it sneakily and hid behind a bush. Unfortunately, they missed out on what Ino had said about Sasuke.

"What do you think that they're talking about?" Naruto asked when he heard their laughter.

None of the guys answered him. Neji looked at the girls. What caught his eye, was a certain brunette girl…

Yeah… during my revision it became longer! Lols. I realized so much things I missed… And I have to say, it was sorta poorly written, lols. I don't get how my reviewers continued to read the story… o.o Lols. But even so… I'm glad I decide to rewrite this :)

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