Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Dedications: NOBODY! Just kidding! To all my friends and all the readers!
Me: I hate my teachers for leaving so much damn homework. They can all go to hell!"
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Me: Where the hell is everybody?!
Cat: They're at a party, apparently their teachers didn't leave them any homework.
Me: Bullshit!!!!
Cat: Yeah, well, bye!
Me: What?! Where are you going?!
Cat: To the party, it's the biggest one of the year! I can't miss that!
Me: What?! I'm going too!
C at: Don't you have homework and a chapter to update?
Me: I hate my cruel teachers! They can all go to hell!!!!!!!
Cat: Bye.
My mom: Dear! Your teachers stopped by to leave you some homework!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tenten's POV.
"Tenten?! Tenten?! Tenten?!" Sakura yelled in my…ear.
"SAKURA SHUT UP! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!" I yelled getting up.
"God, my head hurts." I muttered rubbing my temples.
"Tenten-chan, you fainted." Hinata informed.
"Oh, yeah! I remember now! You guys scared the shit out of me!"
"Yeah, want something to drink?!" Ino asked.
"Yeah sure! What do you have?" I asked.
"Some punch, but there's a rumor that someone spiked it, I don't know if it's true though."
"I'll take the risk!" I said gulping down the punch.
"Ok! Me too!" Ino said doing the same as me.
"I mean, a little alcohol couldn't harm anybody, right?!" I yelled.
Everyone thought it was a bad idea, except Ino and I. What's the big deal? It's just a drink.
I hour later.
Sakura's POV.
Ok, a little alcohol could harm somebody!
"Tenten! Put that vase down!" I yelled running over Tenten.
CRASH!
Too late.
"Neji! Control your girlfriend!" I yelled.
"What the hell do you think I'm doing?!" Neji yelled back.
"Tsk, tsk Neji-kun, you must wash that dirty mouth of yours!" Tenten yelled before giggling uncontrollably.
Tenten and Ino were all around the house, breaking things, yelling, laughing stupidly, and annoying the hell out of everyone!
Yeah, they were DRUNK.
Neji tried to control Tenten and Shikamaru was trying to control Ino. They weren't succeeding.
"Tenten! Put that knife down!" Neji yelled chasing Tenten.
"Ino! Where the hell did you get a freaking chainsaw?!" Shikamaru asked (yelled).
"Oh my! Tenten-chan and Ino-chan have lost control! How many cups did they drink?!" Hinata asked me.
"I think it was between 20 and 30 cups. I'm not sure though. This is horrible! What do we do?!" I asked.
"Well, what goes up…" Hinata started.
1 hour later.
"Must come down." I finished.
Tenten and Ino were lying down on the ground. The house was destroyed, but everyone's safe. Thank god!
"Well, what do we do about the mess?" I asked.
"We?! I'm leaving bye!" Naruto said leaving.
"Ditto." Sasuke said.
"Sasuke! Come on and help out!" I yelled.
He's gone already?
"Hey! Where's Shikamaru?" I asked.
Hinata shrugged. I looked around to find anyone, but everyone left.
"Wait a sec…where's Neji?"
"He said he needed some fresh air." Hinata answered.
"Fresh air my ass!" I yelled walking over to the door.
I opened the door to find…gasp!..oh wait…no one.
"NEJIIII!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP US CLEAN UP THIS MESS!"
"Uh, I'm right here you know." I heard a voice behind us.
"Neji! Thank god you didn't leave! Take Tenten up to her room while I and Hinata clean up the living room!" I said.
Neji nodded and picked up Tenten bridal style.
Tenten's POV.
God, my head is spinning. Wait a second. I don't feel the floor anymore. Oh my god! I'm flying! Weeee!
"Tenten, you aren't flying."
"Neji?"
"Mm?"
"Umm, where are we going?"
"To your room."
"Oh. What time is it?"
"3:00 a.m."
"What?! What happened?!"
"You got drunk at your own party."
"Ooooh! Now I remember! No wonder my head is spinning!"
"Yeah…"
God! I was drunk! Man, it feels weird. This is the first time I've been drunk. I wonder how Ino's doing…
With Sakura and Hinata.
"Um, Sakura-chan? Why are you poking Ino with a stick?" Hinata asked Sakura.
"To wake her up of course!"
After ten minutes of stick poking, Sakura got frustrated.
"INO PIG! WAKE UP!"
"Huh?! What?! Fire! Where?!" Ino said looking around the house.
"There's no fire. But it's time for you to go home!" Sakura said.
"God! Why did you guys interrupt my beauty sleep?!"
"It's time for you to go home!"
"Maybe I don't want to go home!"
"Well you have to go home!"
"NO! I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE AND NO ONE CAN MOVE ME FROM THIS SPOT!"
"YOU'RE JUST TOO FUCKING LAZY TO GET UP AND GO HOME!"
"Um, y-you guys, y-you can stay here if you w-want." Hinata said getting in between the two.
"SEE?! HINATA SAYS WE CAN STAY!"
"OK! OK! GEEZ! STOP YELLING!"
"I'M NOT YELLING YOU'RE YELLING!"
"YOU TOO!"
"STOP YELLING!" They Tenten from upstairs and quickly shut up.
Back with Tenten and Neji.
"Geez, my head hurts already and with their screaming it hurts a hell of a lot more." I said rubbing my temples. God, if I knew that drinking would come with a massive headache, I wouldn't have started. Wait I knew that, I just forgot at the time. Damn it! Stupid Tenten! Stupid!
"Tenten? Why are you hitting yourself in the head?" Neji asked.
Oh right, he's still here.
"Um, no particular reason, why? Can't a girl hit her head when she needs too? Geez, Neji you're so weird sometimes."
Neji raised an eyebrow, not believing what I was saying.
"How about we go somewhere tomorrow?" Neji asked me.
"Sure. How about the park?"
"K. We'll meet there around 2:00. K?"
I nodded.
"Well, I better get home, and as for you-" he stopped poking my head. I flinched and glared at him.
"You, get a good night's sleep. K?" He said smirking.
I looked down and said a simple 'ok'. Geez, sometimes I hate it when he treats me like a child.
"Good night." He said, giving me peck on the cheek.
I slumped and said a quiet 'Night', before I snuggled in my blanket.
I hiccupped and he left quietly. I was still a little drunk, but sober enough to realize what just happened.
Neji was awfully quiet today, usually he doesn't give me little pecks. I wonder what's up.
…
OH.
MY.
GOD.
I just realized something important. Something soooo totally awful.
I haven't been paying attention to my own boyfriend. Oh my god. I can't believe it. I'm the worst girlfriend in the world! I mean, I always talk about myself, so he should know me very well, but I don't know a single thing about my own boyfriend, and we've been dating for, well, I don't really know how long we've been dating, but this is so bad! I will never forgive myself for this! I don't really expect Neji to forgive me for this either.
God, I need to tell my buddies about this. Yes, I like to call my friends buddies, BECAUSE they are my buddies.
Maybe I should tell them later…'cause…I'm getting…kinda sleepy…
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(Still in Tenten's POV)
God…I need to buy curtains. The freaking sunlight is bothering me. Wait a second. What time is it?
I looked over to my alarm clock that I bought recently, since the other just happened to be smashed, thrown to the wall and cussed at. Yeah, I cuss at stuff. So what? Nobody is normal. At least, I know I'm not normal. Let's see 7:00?! Why would I wake up so early on a Sunday?! Whatever, I can't go back to sleep anyways.
I got up and felt something rise up in my throat. I quickly made my way to the bathroom and um…puked.
Damn, I knew I would get a hangover, but I didn't think it'd be this bad.
I flushed the toilet and washed my teeth and face.
I walked to my buddies. They were downstairs having breakfast.
"Good morning Tenten-chan!" Hinata said with a smile.
"Goo mornin'" I mumbled.
"Good morning everybody!" Sakura shouted as she walked in the kitchen.
"Good morning Sakura-chan!" Hinata said.
"Hi…" I said looking at the floor. You could totally tell I was not in the mood to be all perky like my buddies here.
"Where's Ino?" I asked lazily.
"She's still asleep." Sakura answered.
"Oh. Wait. What the hell are you guys doing here?" I asked.
"Hinata invited us to sleep, since it was really late and Ino was drunk." Sakura answered.
"Oh. I bet she's gonna go through the same thing like me." I said smirking.
Just then we heard coughing in the bathroom.
"Told ya."
"Ino-chan!" Hinata yelled, leaving to help Ino.
A few minutes later Ino came, and she looked no better than me.
"God, I feel like shit." She said, sitting down at the table.
"Welcome to the club, we got barf bags." I said giggling.
Hinata served us breakfast, (since she's the one who knows how to cook the most), and we ate.
Suddenly, I dropped my fork. I froze.
"Tenten-chan?" Hinata asked.
"What time is it?" I asked. Hoping it was not near two.
"It's 1:45. Why?" Sakura asked.
"OH MY GOD! I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET NEJI IN 15 MINUTES!"
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Me: Oh. My. God. I think I finished my homework. Thank god! I can update another chapter! Woo hoo!
Cat: Um. Sorry to break it to you, but you still have the homework they left us for spring break.
Me: Damn it!
Cat: Wait. Why are you itching?
Me: I don't know. Maybe it's just a mosquito bite or something.
Cat: That doesn't look like a mosquito bite. I think you got the chicken pox.
Me: What?! No!!!
Cat: Yeah. Sucks for you.
Me: First shitloads of homework, now this?! Oh Kami! Why me?
Cat: Anyways, good luck with that.
Me: Gee, thanks.
Tenten: Please review!
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