Mission Gone Wrong
By: Whipped Coffee
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Disclaimer
Sadly, I don't own Naruto…
Never did, never will…
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Chapter 4—HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Back in Konoha, the senseis were having a swell time watching their former teams' pain. Tsunade was grinning to herself, thinking that she did the right thing to send the former teams' to the mountain.
"I was right… this is a fun week!" Tsunade said, grinning with joy.
"This is fun! This is going to give me great ideas for my book!" Jiraiya said, also grinning, and laughing maniacally at the same time, writing a few notes on his paper.
"Can I have the first copy?" Kakashi asked, with a bit of what sounded like hope in his voice
Everyone sweat dropped as Jiraiya and Kakashi talked it out.
"You do realize what will happen when they find out?" Kurenai asked worriedly.
"Aww, don't be such a worrywart, Kurenai." Asuma said, puffing out smoke.
"Yea, if they do find out, we'll just use this as blackmail. I mean, that's what it is for, right?" Kakashi said, once the whole deal with Jiraiya was talked all over.
Kurenai sighed. "There's no changing your minds, right?" Kurenai asked.
"Nope," everyone said in unison.
"Tsunade-sama! Tsunade-sama! Tsunade-sama!" Shizune yelled, barging into the room with stacks of papers in her arm.
"What now Shizune?" Tsunade asked.
"I got more work for you!"
"Can't you see I'm busy?" Tsunade asked.
"But-" Shizune took a moment to realize who was in the room with Tsunade. "Why are you all here? Anko, aren't you suppose to be a mission?" Shizune asked in confusion when she set the papers down on Tsunade's desk.
Anko looked up. "Heh… Finished it! We're watching a nice fun show!" Anko replied.
Shizune sat down, and all of them directed their attention to the screen, where the nine rookies and Gai's team are.
"By the way, have you seen Gai?" Tsunade asked.
"Better off with him not here." Kakashi said.
Everyone nodded their heads, and continued watching.
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"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HOW I MISS HIM SO DEARLY! TENTEN! NEJI!" Gai yelled, tissues surrounding him.
Pedestrians eyed him, and so did the people in the restaurant he was at. Some were muttering and pointing at him, wondering why he was at that state. Others… ran away, a bit frightened at his reactions.
"THEY MUST BE LIVING THEIR YOUTH RIGHT NOW! GO LEE!" Gai yelled, punching a fist in the air, still crying.
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No one spoke, for some (or rather two) didn't bother, and the other ones were asleep. Or, at least, one was asleep while one was unconscious.
"Ugh… Why do I feel like I just threw up?" Naruto asked, opening his eyes slowly and groaning at the same time.
His mouth felt a little sour, and his lungs were filled with a sour smell every time he took in deep breaths. Naruto yawned a little, smelling his own breath, which smelled horrible, by the way.
"Because you did…" Shikamaru said, awaking from his little nap that he took.
Naruto's eyes flew open, bewildered. "AHHHHH! WHAT IS THIS?!" Naruto yelled, staring in shock in front of him on the ground.
In front of him was a big puddle of threw-up ramen, which was an oddly, sickly, yellow color.
"MY RAMEN!" Naruto cried, weeping.
"Shut it, dobe. Can't you see that we're in a bigger mess than your ramen?!" Sasuke screeched, clearly annoyed at the fact that Naruto hadn't stop screaming when since he woke up.
Naruto looked at Sasuke, and was about to retort back when he noticed something. "Why are you… tied up?" He asked, raising a brow.
"You're tied up too," Neji said, as if stating that it was the most obvious thing in the whole world.
"We're all tied up," Shikamaru added.
Naruto looked around. It was true. They were all tied up, on a tree, just behind the house. "Uh… did anyone remember what happen last time?" Naruto asked.
No one answered. Wait, no one even bothered to answer, since it was so obvious.
"Looks like you guys woke up from your little nap…" A voice said.
The guys looked at the person who said that.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed. Sasuke and Neji just closed their eyes from the annoying scream that Naruto yelled out. Shikamaru… he just fell back asleep.
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In the woods, where Shino and Kiba were getting their dinner, they were suddenly distracted by a sudden scream that made them stop. Kiba looked up at the sky, seeing a few birds fly away from a tree.
"Shino, did you hear that?" Kiba asked, thinking that he must be going crazy, hearing a scream from nowhere.
"…Sounds like someone screamed…" Shino said, and continued looking for food.
Kiba sweat dropped. 'Not the answer I was looking for… but okay…'
"Arff!" Akamaru said.
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Meanwhile, while Lee was searching for his batch of food, he also heard the scream. Lee stopped what he was doing, and stood up, straining his ears to hear something else.
"Hmm? What was that?" Lee scratched his chin for a moment. "AHHH! The youth is too beautiful to last!" Lee smiled, and went back to picking foods.
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"What did you think when you were spying on us!" Ino screamed, clearly outraged.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-we…" Naruto stammered, who was afraid to death from Ino's wrath.
"WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK?!" Sakura yelled, throwing a shuriken at him.
It nearly hit his head, but the shuriken was just right above him. Naruto opened his mouth to say something, but closed it quickly, seeing as though it would just get him more shurikens thrown his way, not to mention kunais too.
Shikamaru opened his eye, hearing the racket. "What's with all this troublesome noise?" He asked tiredly.
Ino turned to him, and threw several kunais at him. He opened his eyes, wide. But lucky for him, all the kunais was around his head, outlining it.
"That was… close…" Shikamaru said.
Tenten looked at Neji. "Why did you go along with it!" She yelled.
"…Why are you freaking out now? You knew all along that we were there…" Neji pointed out.
Tenten looked at him. "That doesn't matter! Answer my question!" Tenten yelled.
"SASUKE! I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD GO ALONG WITH IT EITHER!" Sakura screamed.
"…Dobe's idea…"
"AND WHEN DID YOU EVER LISTEN TO HIM!"
"…"
Sakura continued to yell at him while Ino yelled at Shikamaru and Tenten at Neji. Hinata looked at Naruto shyly, not sure of what to with Naruto, since she didn't want to hurt him like how the others were hurting the other guys.
"Naruto-kun… why… did you spy… on… us…?" Hinata said quietly, thinking that asking him would resolve the problem.
"I uh… there was nothing to do…" Naruto said, afraid of what Hinata was going to do to him, forgetting that Hinata was the timid kind of girl.
The other three girls immediately stopped talking, and turned their attention to him. Naruto closed his eyes tightly, afraid of the pain that he was going to receive.
"NOTHING TO DO!?!"
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After the four girls had finished their business with the guys', they came into the house, still a little angry.
"That should take care of them…" Ino said hotly, throwing a glare over her shoulder.
"It better! To think that Sasuke would actually stoop so low to spy on us! I mean, I would understand if Naruto did it, since he's been hanging around Jiraiya-sama, but Sasuke?!" Sakura yelled in disbelief.
"I never knew that Neji-nii-san would spy on us…" Hinata said.
"Hey! Guys!" Kiba yelled, running up to them.
They turned their attention to him. "At least Shino, Kiba and Lee didn't spy on us…" Tenten said under her breath, but loud enough for the others to hear her.
The girls nodded their heads in agreement.
"Look! I found a lot of food!" Kiba said, showing them fruits.
"WOW!" Sakura said, immediately forgetting what the boys had done before.
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At the first look, you could tell something happened to them. There were bruises and weapons around all of them.
"Ouch…" Neji murmured, thinking that no one would hear him.
"Hn… not so tough now, huh, Hyuuga?" Sasuke said, smirking at the Hyuuga.
Neji glared at the Uchiha. "Shut up… you should be telling that to yourself, Uchiha." Neji said.
The staring, no, glaring contest began.
"How troublesome… to get beaten by a bunch of girls…" Shikamaru said tiredly, closing his eyes once again, trying to sleep away the pain that Ino brought him.
"Yeah… that hurt a lot…" Naruto whined as he started kicking against the tree that he was tied up on.
Everyone directed their attention to him. Neji and Sasuke's glaring contest stopped, so that they could glare at Naruto.
"What are you talking about?" Sasuke asked.
"Hinata didn't even put a scratch on you." Shikamaru said.
"She only made your rope tighter," Neji said.
"But at least you can BREATHE!" Naruto yelled.
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"This stuff is good, Lee!" Tenten said, chewing on a piece of food that Lee brought back minutes after Kiba had arrived.
"Yeah! Shino, this is good too!" Ino exclaimed.
They were all around the fire that Sasuke had made—before he followed Naruto to spy on the girls, that is.
"…My bugs did the job of picking it up…" Shino replied, calmly eating his portion of the food that he and Kiba collected.
"You… you… you… mean… your bugs touched this?" Ino asked.
Shino nodded his head, raising a brow, even though the others couldn't see this. He had the look that said, "You got a problem with that?"
"I think… I felt something move in my mouth… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ino yelled hysterically, running around, screaming and waving her hands in the air.
Shino looked at her, thinking for a moment. "Spit… it… out…" Shino said.
Tenten raised her eyebrow at Shino, wondering why he was talking like that.
"SPIT OUT MY BUG!" Shino yelled.
He went chasing her. This made Ino more frantic, which made her run faster, which made Shino run faster. The whole chase became hysterical.
"Here, Ino!" Hinata got a bucket of water, no, LIQUID… and splashed it in her face.
Ino was in shock, and was standing there, with some… odd liquid dripping down from her face. Shino had stopped chasing Ino, and stopped shortly after her, but he didn't get splashed by the liquid.
"Gomen… it was suppose to be for you to…" Hinata looked down.
Ino started to cough, and out came the bug, landing in the puddle of the odd specimen that Hinata thought was water.
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
"My bug!" Shino bent down, trying to get his bug, when he stopped.
"Hinata… what is this…?" Shino asked quietly.
"Water of course… wait…" Hinata looked behind her. Her eyes opened wide when she realized that she was wrong. "G-g-gomen… that was… Naruto-kun's…"
Ino started to become more hysterical than before, realizing what Hinata was talking about.
"My bug!" Shino cried.
"This is…" Tenten started.
Sakura burst out laughing, with Tenten laughing with her. Hinata looked at Ino worriedly, hoping that she won't kill her for making such a mistake like that. Kiba stifled his laughter, and Lee couldn't help but laugh a bit himself.
"NARUTO! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Ino yelled.
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"ACCHOOOO!" Naruto sneezed suddenly. "Someone's saying something bad about me!" Naruto yelled, as thousands of sneezes came to him
Everyone looked away, with a smirk on their face.
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Ino was still yelling and screaming. But one thing was for sure—the puke from Naruto had dripped off on the floor. She suddenly realized something, and stopped yelling. She looked at Hinata, who probably was half scared to death already.
"HOW COULD YOU-!!"
Splash!
Cold water hit Ino's face, making her hair wet. Sakura put the bucket down to see Ino's reaction. Water dripped off Ino's face as she tried to remain calm.
"There! Now the throw-up is off!" Sakura said, laughing along with Tenten, who was red from laughter.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SMELL!" Obviously her attempt to remain calm had failed, and now she was angrier than before, but this time, she wasn't hysterical.
Tenten held out a cloth to Ino. Tenten had stopped laughing, but she was snickering now and then. "I think you better wash your-" Tenten said, and Ino quickly took the cloth.
Ino left quickly to the stream to wash her face. After Ino left, the girls remembered Shino. When they looked at him, he was as normal (For Shino that is…) as he could be, pretending like nothing ever happened.
There was an awkward silence. Kiba suddenly spoke up.
"Did something happen while we were gone?"
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"HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed, pointing at the screen.
Tsunade started choking on her sake. Jiraiya broke his pencil tip that he was writing with from laughing. Asuma started to choke on his cigarette. Kurenai was crying from laughing. Anko 'accidentally' swallowed her dango stick and is choking. Kakashi fell on the floor from laughing.
Shizune, being the only sane one there, shook her head at the others for laughing at Ino's embarrassment.
Well, I guess this one was shorter than the actual chapter… by a page. x.x" Lols. But whatever.
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