Let the Games Begin
Chapter two
Bella's POV
After lunch, I kept looking over my shoulder, afraid Alice was going to pop out of nowhere. She is just way too creepy sometimes. Edward was getting worried about me and would constantly put his arm around me, trying to soothe me. It only helped a little.
At the end of the day, I cursed several profanities; none of the teachers gave me homework. Gee aint that spectacular, I thought sarcastically. The one time I want for homework, I get none.
"Why? God? Why?" [A/N lol I said this one time when I was depressed at my friend's house and she couldn't stop laughing and kept bringing the line up for a couple of months, last year haha it was pretty funny I asked, looking up at the sky, falling on my knees. I got several, 'maybe she's crazy after all' looks, but I didn't care right now; my life was most likely going to end by the end of the day.
"Bella, I know Alice is being a bit…disturbing right now but everything will be okay" I stared at Edward, disbelievingly, like he had just said pigs can fly, while he muttered "I hope". That probably wasn't supposed to be for me to hear, considering he's trying to help me.
"You just had to say that, didn't you?" I got up, facing him.
"What?" he was confused. He's smart in school, but in the real world [A/N I have some friends like that haha, he's pretty much a complete dumbass sometimes. Holy crap, I love dumbasses…meh an adorable dumbass, I smiled at the thought.
"I heard you, you know. You'd think that you would know that I would be able to hear things better, at the fact that I've been around vampires for almost two years now" I filled him in.
"Doh!"
"Okay, you seriously need to stop watching so much TV"
"But I love the Simpson's and Family guy! [A/N I seriously love those shows hehe they are just so hilarious They are quite funny, if you ask me. In my day, people would've thought it was a disgrace to watch something so vile-"
"Exactly, so stop watching it"
"But it's funny" he whined back.
"What are you, on your period or something?" he looked at me shocked. Serves him right, the 'PMSing, won't stop imitating cartoons then starts telling me about his days, when he was human, and then whines like a little kid, that can't have cake' vampire.
"No, and even if I was, I'm not a human to begin with, nor even a female"
"Sure seems like you are, both by the way" he scowled.
"What the deuce is that supposed to mean"
"ROSALIE!"I yelled out. I was really getting annoyed.
"Yea, what's up?" I motioned with my hand for her to bend over and I whispered in her ear. Then –SLAP-
"Hey! What the deuce was that for?" Edward cried, holding his cheek. I looked at Rose and –SLAP- she smacked his other cheek.
"Thanks Rose"
"Anytime" and she went back to Emmett, who by the way was laughing his head off.
"STOP SAYING THAT! Never mind, STOP TALKING LIKE CARTOON CHARACTERS! PERIOD!" I yelled. God.
"Fine" he huffed and pouted like a four year old.
"Finally! Your lucky I'm not a vampire yet, or you'd have it worse" he looked at me, scared for his life –probably thinking all the things I could and would do to him, in his head.
"BELLA! It's time to go to our house!" Alice interrupted what Edward was going to say next.
"But I have homework!" I whined/lied and dramatically stomped by foot down.
"I'd believe that if I didn't already know you were lying. What part of 'future seeing vampire' don't you get? Good acting skills by the way" she informed/complimented me.
I glared anyway. Then –BING- I got an idea.
"And don't even try to convince Edward to help you escape by driving off to Port Angeles for a 'date' where he gets to buy you anything he wants" Damn 'future seeing vampire' as she put it.
"Wait! Anything?" Edward interrupted, thinking over the idea.
"Don't you dare, unless you want more of what Rose just did, x10" Alice threatened, flapping her hand in the 'wanna bring it on?' motion.
Edward stared between me, then Alice, me, Alice, me again, Alice another time, and me once more. "I can't take it! AHHHHHHHHH!" and he started running (human speed) around the parking lot, looking like he was about to pull out those beautiful, gorgeous, silky, luscious, amazing, breathta- wait. What was I thinking about again? O yeah –locks of hair.
"Rosalie?" Alice called.
"On it" Rose replied. She chased after him and –SLAP- he stopped. She pulled him back over, by the ear by the way (ouch), and put him in front of us.
"Sorry; breakdown" he said, like it was normal.
"Can vampires even have breakdowns?" I asked, raising my eyebrow.
"Iunno" Edward shrugged.
"Anyways! Back to important matters. We're going back to the house for the first…game, got it? Good, see ya there!" and Alice was gone before I could protest. Damn speed.
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Everyone got there and then I noticed Alice wasn't around. Thank god, I thought, until Paul found a note on the porch.
"Everyone meet in my room, and if you even think of running away, I have traps set up for that mwahahaha- wait why am I writing that? Oh well. Now come upstairs!" Jacob read from the note. Two words; holy.shit.
We slowly went up the stairs until we got in front of the door. We all looked at each other and cocked our heads, motioning for the other to go in first.
"You go in first" Embry said.
"No you, you're 'the big bad wolf'. You shouldn't be afraid of a 'cold one'" Emmett replied, doing air quotes and making a face that was pretty funny by the way.
"Well you guys are her family" Sam pointed out.
"Well…well…ladies first" Edward stuttered, obviously just calling the gang ladies.
"HEY!" they all said.
"Well you're her 'mate' right so you go in" Jared was shaking his finger at Jasper now.
"Fine…I'll go in" Jasper complied.
He warily turned the door handle and stepped inside slowly. He flicked on the light and there was nothing out of the ordinary, apparently. While walking slowly to the centre of the room, looking around for Alice, which she was nowhere to be seen, we all followed cautiously. Just as the last of us were inside –SLAM- the door was locked, the walls were being covered with iron bars, one of the walls were being flipped (like in the movies where it looks so kickass, how the room gets transformed) so there were a whole wall of clothes, accessories, make-up, whatever girly thing you could find in the Barbie section in a toy store (no doubt Alice had restored from the previous night) and Alice came jumping out of the closet with a,
"BOO!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" we all screamed like girls. Well it was okay for me and Rosalie and maybe Jared but…
Me, Alice and Rose stopped and looked at the guys in disbelief, like they just ate their own head. Then we collapsed on the ground laughing at them and pointing our fingers at them. If they could have blushed –well except for Jared, who just asked "What?"-they would have. And what do you know?! The werewolves CAN blush, which they were doing a good job at it, seeing as they were as red as my truck.
While we were down on the ground, these iron hands come out of the walls, mind you that's one of the scariest things in the world if you think about it, and they grabbed the guys, since they were standing. They were set in their own (death) chairs and were being held in place. Me and Rose long since stopped laughing and stared in shock then smirked when Alice sighed because she didn't get us so she just handed us a make-up kit each.
"Guess this is more fun with side-kicks" she clapped and then grinned while we grinned back, grabbed the stuff, and turned back to the guys, who were all stunned.
"Should've just gone to Port Angeles but noooooooo I hadda be stupid enough to fall for this and come here" Edward muttered.
Emmet was the second to come out of his paralyze state and turned his head to face Jasper.
"Since when the hell did you get all this stuff in your room?"
"I DIDN'T KNOW!" he cried out.
"HOW COULD YOU, NOT KNOW?!?! IT'S YOUR ROOM!" Everyone shot back.
"Well sorry I don't spend my time checking my room for traps and secret...flipping, iron, grabbing hand walls! Unlike you, I use my room for-"I cut him off my holding my hand up to stop him from going on in unneeded info territory.
"Really Jasper. Don't go there, I think we'd all prefer not to know any details if you don't mind" he muttered something under his breathe that earned him a growl from Edward.
"Well it's a little too late for me" Edward said sarcastically, which Alice just ignored.
"Well since you guys wanted to 'do other stuff'", she did air-quotes, "I decided we could; with a makeover party! Bella, you can do Edward and Jacob. Rose, you can have Emmett, Sam and Jared and I'll take Jazzy, Paul and Embry" Alice smiled wickedly.
Alice turned on 'I'm a Barbie girl' and put it on repeat and this time, I didn't mind, as we all (Rose, Alice and I) started singing to it while we got to work.
"Bella, think this through, do you really want me to look like a girl, again?" Edward pleaded.
"I don't mind if the situations going to be like this. Besides, you practically ditched me by not helping me escape, and so, this is what you get when you're not on your girlfriend's side" I smiled and took out some lip-gloss. Then I went to do Jacob when he screamed,
"EW I'm not sharing lip-gloss with that leech"
"Well…fine. You get the pink then" he looked at me, then the red lip-gloss in my hands then back at me and smiled.
"On second thought, it's not that bad"
"Nah. I think pink will look better on you Jake. It'll match your eyes, not to mention the sundress that I picked out for you" I smirked.
"HA! She got you there, Black"
"Shut up Cullen"
"Eh at least their calling each other by their actual names" I shrugged, continuing on with eye-liner, blush (which Edward could use some), mascara, eye-shadow and to top it all off, nail-polish.
I then started pulling off their clothes and this was so funny, that I was embarrassed at all –thank god- so I didn't blush at all.
"Nice boxers, Cullen" Jacob laughed, gesturing to Edward's custom made, black boxers, with red hearts that had my name in black in the center, all over.
"Awwww! That's so cute!" I kissed him on the cheek.
"Thanks, Black" Edward smirked back at Jake, who immediately stopped laughing and glared back.
I started to pull on Jake's sundress and gave him some ballet flats since; well he's just too damn tall.
I then pulled out a black dress for Edward [A/N omg when I saw this dress and then I imagined Edward wearing it, I couldn't stop laughing at the image of what it would look like, for a couple of minutes haha and his jaw dropped, while Jacob started laughing his ass off. I forced it on him even though he struggled desperately as best he could to not wear it. It was a long halter that was see-through around the stomach part, had sparkly beads on the top half and was scrunched a bit on the bottom half.
"Nice abs Cullen" Jacob started laughing harder.
"Now this is what you get for making me wear those death traps for prom last year" I pulled out heels that were AT LEAST six inches, if not taller [A/N you should see the heels too haha. Same thing, when I saw them I just couldn't stop laughing but its kinda a site for these freaky high heels and I couldn't choose cuz they were all so funny looking if you imagine them on Edward so you can choose one that you think would be funniest. Both dress and heels are on my profile along with the rest of the outfits and junk. He looked at me in horror while I slipped them on his now manicured feet.
Alice POV
I did the guy's make up and stuck Jazzy in this revealing catholic school girl outfit and pulled out a curling iron to finish it off.
"Oh come on! A curling iron?!?" Jasper complained.
"Yep!" I smiled. I curled his hair into a sort of afro. Embry and Paul were snickering while Jasper was glaring at them. After, I moved onto Paul.
I pulled out a skanky bumble bee outfit and he stared at me in horror.
"Who's laughing now? Sucka!" Jasper hollered.
"Oh this is just so cute!" I clapped after putting antennas on his head.
I then took out another very revealing nurse's outfit and the color from Embry's face drained. I shoved him in it, while Jasper and Paul were laughing the whole time.
"Hmm…" Something looked wrong. Then –BING- I noticed that the outfit was for someone with a lot of cleavage so I took out some (softball) baseballs and said,
"Perfect" while Jasper and Paul would have fallen out of their chairs if they weren't being held down already.
Rosalie's POV
I quickly did everyone's makeup and then ripped off their clothes. Emmett and Sam were looking extremely embarrassed and turned their heads away, while Jared was nearly jumping out of his seat in excitement.
"I've seen more then you think" I told them. Sam looked at me shocked while Jared just shrieked,
"OMG OMG OMG! I AM SO EXCITED! What do I get to wear? Huh? Huh?"
"This" I pulled out a wedding dress.
"EEEEEEEEEEK! IT'S BEAU-TI-FUL! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" the guys just looked at him like he was insane. Well maybe he was…a little at least. I put it on him and he gasped and I just let him out of the iron hold so he could look at himself in the mirror, while I finished the other two.
"AND for every bride, there's a groom" I grinned. Sam and Emmett both looked at each other in terror.
I pulled out a tux and jammed Sam in it while Emmett let out a sigh of relief, until I pulled out short shorts and a tube top that said 'Big Twins' on it. When I started walking closer, he let out a high pitched shrill, like some psycho lady and I had to cover my ears. When he stopped I started walking again and he was about to scream when I just shocked a sock in his mouth. Literally. I quickly slipped it on and admired my work.
"Good job, Rose, good job" I said to myself, while patting myself on the back. I then turned to see if Alice and Bella were done.
Bella's POV
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! YOU GUYS DID SUCH AN AWESOME JOB!" we all shrieked when we were done and ran up to each other, holding ands and jumping up and down, screaming in happiness for one another.
"We HAVE to take pictures!" Alice nearly yelled.
"Already ahead of you" Rose pulled out a digital camera. Alice pressed some buttons, god knows where, and the guys were being lifted into the back where there was a background picture (you know the photographers have for the back to make the people stand out and make the pic look better).
Jared hurried over and grabbed onto Sam's arm smiling like a madman…er woman.
"Watch it" Sam growled.
"Oh sush" Jared said, batting his eyelashes at him.
"GAH!" All the guys yelled.
"Okay picture time!" Alice chirped, jumping up and down.
We took some pictures of all of them, individuals, pairs, groups and so on.
Near the end, us girls took some with them too, one with all of us and some funny ones where he wink, stick our tongues out at the side, and do the peace sign [A/N lol that's what I do a lot xD.
"Oh! I know!" I started jumping up and down now.
I ran to Edward and put one arm around his shoulder, the other in his chest and one leg up around him and make a kissy face while Edward just stared at me in shock when the camera flashed.
"You have got to be kidding me" I heard him mutter.
Rosalie, Alice and the rest of the guys started laughing and then Rose jumped on Emmet's back, made a kissy face too and almost covered her mouth in an innocent pose, while Emmett just glared at the camera. I took it quickly before falling to the ground, clutching my stomach.
Then it was Alice's turn and she ran into her closet, only to come out in a matching catholic girl's outfit and put her arm around his waist, leaning against him and bending one leg, sticking it out and then winking.
When we were done, Alice let them go and –ZOOM- they were out of the room in lightning speed, changed and back to normal, then came back the next second.
"Wow that was fast" I blinked.
"Yep" Edward put his arm around my waist and tried to kiss my neck but I pushed his face back with my hand and glared at him.
"So what do you guys wanna do now?" Emmett was trying to do the same, but Rose was trying to do her nails so she just zipped to the opposite side of the room –also still pissed.
Jacob thought and replied, "How about…"
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Wow, that was really long haha. I actually only expected to make it about 1500 words or something, but I got carried again hehe. I know it was really random but I was just making this stuff up as I was writing :P. And I had a hilarious birthday. For my cake, their was a bunch of Stewie's and then for my friend that's like REALLY obsessed with twilight and Edward, I put a lil Edward pic in the corner (the South Park one) and then I wrote underneath "I hate you " n then her name haha n she got so pissed and me and my friends were all laughing and she was just saying like whatever and saying it wasn't true haha. It was pretty funny xD. I'll put up the pic on my profile :P
Okay until…iunno when yet lol I'll try to update soon
Buh-bye :D