Mission Gone Wrong
By: Whipped Coffee

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Disclaimer
Sadly, I don't own Naruto…
Never did, never will…

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Chapter 7—Kiba's Trusted Partner!

The very next day, Kiba and Akamaru got up early for an exercise, training a bit in the morning too, before they start off into the day.

"Ahh!! Don't you just love this fresh mountain air, Akamaru?" Kiba asked his mutt.

"Arf!" Akamaru agreed.

They were training in the wide open space of the mountains. Lee was doing 100 push-ups, and if not, 1,000 sit-ups and if not again… well, you know what I mean… no need to give full explanations! Shino had been up earlier than Kiba, practicing his bug jutsus in another part of the forest.

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Feeling the sun on her skin, Hinata woke up, putting her hand over her face to block out the sunlight from her face. Naruto was beside her, sleeping with his arms hugging his pillow like a stuff animal. He was also snoring a bit loudly, and it was a wonder that Hinata didn't seem to have woken up because of that. She got up quickly, yawning slightly. When she had gotten dressed, she looked over at Naruto.

'He seems so… peaceful…'

Hinata felt herself breaking to a small smile. Naruto suddenly mumbled 'ramen' out, and rolled to her side of the bed. Hinata giggled as she went out of her room.

When she went out of the room that she and Naruto shared, she could hear Lee counting his push-ups and Kiba and Shino sparring. She looked around, and saw Neji meditating on the floor.

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Tenten grumbled, tossed and turned in the comfortable but uncomfortable bed. She finally opened her eyes, feeling the sun on her face and the birds chirping a lovely song. Though, not so lovely to Tenten. She sat up, and rubbed her eyes. Her hands go up to her hair.

'Great… I forgot to take out my buns… this need to be seriously untangled…'

Tenten sighed as she looked over, seeing if Neji has woken up. There was no one on his side of the bed, which could obviously mean that he woke up already.

'Typical…'

She started taking one of her two buns out, letting a wave of brown tumbling hair out. She sighed as she ran her hand through it. There were a lot of tangled knots, making it harder for her to untangle. She ran her hand through it once again, trying to comb out her knots. Some of her hair fell out, and her other hair that came out were tangled knots. It soon was free of anymore knots, so she took out her other bun, and did the same thing over again.

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"C'mon Sasuke-kun!! You can run faster than this!!" Ino shouted.

Sasuke and Ino were in a meadow, full of flowers. They were racing each other and laughing.

"Here I come!" Sasuke yelled. (A/N: So un-Sasuke… But this is a dream, right??)

Suddenly… Sasuke disappeared, the flowers disappeared, and the meadow disappeared, with her dream engulfed in darkness.

"Ehh??? Sasuke-kun!!! Where'd you go????!!!" Ino shouted.

Suddenly, something appeared. It was a cliff, and she standing a good few feet away from it… but someone was not… She couldn't see his face, since the time there seemed like the sun was setting.

"Ino… what's taking you so long??" The voice asked. It was a guy's voice, she was sure. It was familiar, but she couldn't make out what he was saying.

"Who… are you?" Ino asked.

"After all this time… You still don't recognize, do you?" The guy asked.

He slowly stepped to the edge of the cliff. Before Ino knew it, he was jumping off the cliff. She sprang forward, not knowing why. She looked down, not seeing his face, still.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Ino bolted out of her bed in a panic, sweating a little bit from her dream—or was nightmare a more direct term?

'What was that?! What a stupid dream… Why was I screaming anyway? It's not like I know the person anyways… Sheesh... making me scream for nothing… Although… WHAT HAPPENED TO SASUKE-KUN!?!?!?!'

Ino suddenly stopped thinking for a minute. 'But wait… didn't I say I was over Sasuke?' She shook her head, confused. 'Old habits are hard to crack…'

Ino heard a grumble from beside her. She looked there. Shikamaru, who was still sleeping, was grumbling 'how troublesome' once in a while. Ino sighed, not bothering to wake him up. She got out of bed, and stretched. She went out, looking for the bathroom.

'Wait a second… there's no bathroom… is there?' Ino thought for a moment before realization dawned to her. 'There isn't… which means…' She widened her eyes.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ino yelled.

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Sakura woke up with a faint smile on her face. She didn't know why she had a smile on her face, but she did. She took a deep breath in as she stood up. She turned around, checking if Sasuke was there, but she could already guess that he was gone already. Obviously, he was.

She saw a pail with water of in the corner of the room. She went to her bag that she had packed when Kakashi-sensei had supposedly told them that it was a 'mission' but it obviously wasn't. She grabbed a towel and toothbrush. She went to the pail and started washing her face. Then she started brushing her teeth.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A person's scream yelled.

Sakura shot her head up, spitting out the water from the sudden scream that surprised her. Sakura wondered who screamed, before realizing that it sounded very much like Ino.

'That sounded like… Ino… Guess she found out there was no bathroom!' Sakura snickered.

'Chaa!! Served that pig right!!! Trying to steal our Sasuke-kun that night!!'

Sakura sighed as she hear her inner self blab on about Sasuke. She would usually be interested, but she had other thoughts on her mind.

'Sasuke…'

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Tenten came rushing out, with her hair in buns and fully dressed when she heard Ino screamed. She had thought that they were under attack or something, but was obviously disappointed when she found out that it was just a little thing that Ino was weeping over.

"What happened?" Tenten asked.

"No…… BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ino wailed, sobbing at Tenten's feet.

Tenten looked at Ino ridiculously. "You figured that out… now?"

Ino nodded, looking up at Tenten with her tearful streamed face. Tenten sighed, shaking her head. She went outside, leaving Ino alone to weep about the bathroomless place.

A door opened and Sakura came out of the room. "Why are you making such at racket in the morning, Ino-pig?" Sakura asked, eyeing Ino on the ground.

"WELL! For your information, Forehead girl! There is no bathroom which means when you have to go; you have to go OUT –Pointing outside- THERE!" Ino yelled.

Sakura just sighed shaking her head very much like Tenten before heading outside. Ino was flabbergasted at Sakura and Tenten's reactions.

"AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT PERSONAL HYGENES THESE DAYS?!?!?!" Ino yelled.

Another door opened and Shikamaru came out, scratching his head while yawning. "What's with all the noise?" Shikamaru asked with his eyes still closed.

"THERE'S NO BATHROOM!!" Ino yelled, repeating what she had said to Sakura and Tenten.

"So…?" Shikamaru asked.

Ino stared at him in disbelief. "If there's no bathroom, then you have to go OUT –pointing outside- THERE!!" Ino yelled once again.

"Didn't we do all that on camping missions?" Shikamaru yawned again.

"BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA LIVE HERE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG!!!" Ino yelled.

Another door opened, and this time Chouji came out. "What's with all this noise? I couldn't even sleep!" Chouji asked.

"THERE'S NO BATHROOM!!" Ino yelled again, desperate for someone to understand what she was feeling.

"And your point is…?" Chouji asked slowly.

"Then you have to go out there!!!" Ino yelled, pointing outside.

"What's with all this noise?!?!!??! I couldn't dream about ramen!!!" Naruto yelled as he stepped out of his room, wearing his ramen covered pajamas.

"THERE'S NO BATHROOM!!!" Ino yelled repeated it over again.

"Here we go again… How troublesome…" Shikamaru said, rubbing his eyes.

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(Later that Afternoon)

"This sucks! How long are we gonna be stuck here?!" Naruto yelled.

The 12 ninjas were out in the open field, some training and some… staring at clouds? Shikamaru, of course was staring at the clouds, while Ino was yelling at him to stop. Neji and Tenten were sparring, like usual. Kiba and Shino were sparring, too. Sakura was sparring with Hinata, trying to help Hinata perfect her new technique that she was working on. Sasuke was meditating and Lee was cheering on Sakura, also along with Tenten and Neji, with comments of youth. Chouji was munching on chips, watching his female teammate trying to rip his other teammate's gaze away from the sky.

Kiba and Shino decided to have a little rest. Kiba was feeding Akamaru a little snack, checking if he needed any bandages. "So have you sent a bug to them?" Kiba asked, with his voice quiet, as if he was afraid of someone overhearing them.

"Yes." Shino said. "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?

Kiba looked at Shino, shrugging. "Whatever it takes to get them together!"

"I meant the whispering. They're not going to hear us," Shino said, looking straight ahead.

"Oh…"

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It was mid afternoon, around 12. They were taking another break, regrouping their strength before they started sparring again.

"Hey, Shino. Can I ask you a favor?" Kiba asked.

"What is it?" Shino asked, leaning on a tree.

"I was wondering if your bugs could spy on Neji and Tenten, Naruto and Hinata, Ino and Shikamaru, Sakura and Sasuke." Kiba said.

"…Why?" Shino asked.

"Don't you think they go great together?" Kiba asked.

"Why would you want to interfere with their love lives?" Shino asked.

Kiba thought about this for a moment. "Well… Obviously they don't have one. I care so much about them… and they will soon shut up, especially Naruto and they would be too busy making out to annoy me." Kiba concluded.

Shino raised a brow. Kiba sighed.

"FINE… because it seems fun…" Kiba said with a goofy smile.

"Why do I take part?" Shino asked.

"Because you my friend… are the PERFECT partner for this!!" Kiba said. "So, will you do it?"

Shino thought about it. "Fine."

"And Neji and Tenten will be our first target…"

I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR THE BEFORE UPDATE! I KNOW IT WASN'T EXACTLY A CHAPTER, AND I HATE IT WHEN I SEE AUTHOR'S NOTICE IN A STORY!! IT GET PEOPLE'S HOPES UP! AND I AM SOOO SORRY!! I HOPE THIS CHAPTER MAKES UP FOR IT, BUT THEN, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY A GREAT CHAPTER, JUST THE START OF THE OTHER CHAPTERS!!! PLEASEEEE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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Edit: Ehhhssss. Nothing new. Same procedure—though I added some new things… x.x