Mission Gone Wrong
By: Whipped Coffee
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Disclaimer
Sadly, I don't own Naruto…
Never did, never will…
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Chapter 8—Truth or Dare
After a long day of sparring, screaming, and yelling, the 11 ninjas (Lee was no where to be found…) sat down, wondering what to do with their pathetic lives… (A/N: Kidding there… xD) It was getting dark, so they all went back to the house.
"So… what now?" Sakura asked. She was sitting on the ground, next to Ino.
Everyone let out a big sigh.Except Shikamaru, Neji, Sasuke, Shino, and Chouji—who was busy chomping on his chips Obviously, no one had a clue. They had all sat in a big circle. Shikamaru was lying on the floor, sleeping, and next to him was Chouji, who was obviously still eating his chips. Next to Chouji was Naruto, who was energetically bouncing up and down. Next to Naruto was Hinata, who was fidgeting a little and blushing once in a while. Next to Hinata was Ino, who was staring at the wall. Apparently it became a habit… Next to Ino was Sakura, who was staring off to space. Next to Sakura was Tenten, who was sighing a lot. Next to Tenten was Neji, who had his eyes closed, opening them once in a while to check up on Hinata. Next to Neji was Shino, who was silent. Next to Shino was Kiba, was smiling a lot. Sasuke was just leaning on the wall, with his eyes closed.
"HEY! I KNOW!! LET'S PLAY DUCK DUCK GOOSE!!" Naruto yelled, suddenly brightened by his own great idea.
Everyone stared at him, except for Neji, Sasuke and Shikamaru. Sakura stared at him, with her right eye twitching.
"You're kidding… right?" Sakura asked in disbelief.
Naruto looked around at the dumb folded faces. He laughed nervously, and scratched his head. "Nevermind…" Naruto said, shrinking into his seat. Hinata smiled a little at him, saying some words to comfort him. Of course, she was too quiet so he couldn't hear anything.
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(With The Girls)
"Duck, duck goose? Seriously! What is he, a baby?!" Ino yelled. Sakura scoffed, nodding her head in agreement.
"I… don't think why… everyone thinks it's a bad idea… I like it…" Hinata said, quietly.
"Oh Hinata! You're too nice…" Sakura said, patting her on the shoulder.
"But what now? I mean, we could die of boredom… our senseis probably trapped us here until, like, forever! I mean what were they thinking?! Were they drunk when they put us here or something?!" Ino yelled in frustration.
Tenten stifled her laughter, but failed miserably as she started laughing out loud, with Sakura following up afterwards. Hinata started giggling, and Ino was shaking her head.
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(With The Senseis)
"I don't know why your student is thinking that, Asuma," Kurenai said.
Asuma lit his cigar. He looked at her. "What do you mean? It's natural for teenagers to think that when they are held trapped in a forest with no indoor plumbing whatsoever." Asuma said.
"You sound like you've been through this…" Kakashi piped up, still reading his perverted book. Asuma looked at Kakashi.
"I have my ways…" Asuma replied.
"Well, we still weren't drunk." Kurenai said. "Well… at least some of us weren't…" Kurenai said slowly, eyeing Gai and Tsunade drunk while dancing.
Asuma laughed and puffed smoke in the air. Kurenai sighed and walked up to him, taking away his cigar. She went to a window that was near and threw out the cigar.
"Didn't I tell you to not smoke in front of me?" Kurenai asked. Asuma sighed.
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(Back With The House: Kiba and Shino)
"Pst… Shino… What's the status with Neji and Tenten?" Kiba asked, gesturing Shino to come over to him.
"Nothing much has happened between them." Shino stated, not moving anywhere nearer to Kiba.
Kiba scrunched his eyebrows. "Are you sure???" He asked. Shino nodded his head.
"Now what… Hmm… We could… No… They would kill me… How about…? Nah… They'd slice my throat…" Kiba said as he muttered some things to himself. Shino raised a brow.
'How do I put up with him…?'
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After mumbling, groaning, some sweating and twitching, Kiba finally found the perfect idea. "I GOT IT!!!!" Kiba yelled.
Everyone stared at him. Kiba started laughing nervously. "Let's play Truth or Dare!!!" Kiba yelled. Again, everyone stared at him.
"WHAT?!!" He yelled, annoyed that they wouldn't stop staring at him.
"…To think that you of all people wanting to play Truth or Dare…" Neji muttered, shaking his head.
Tenten, who was next to Neji, heard it and stifled her laughter. A few moments of silence passed when Tenten had stopped laughing.
"Let's play!!"
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Everyone had sat in a circle, with a kunai in the middle, all thanks to Tenten. Sasuke had taken a seat next to Kiba and Shikamaru, seeing as though he had no other choice but to play.
"Okay, who's first?" Sakura asked, clasping her hands together as she stared around the group.
"I'll go!" Kiba yelled, running to the middle to spin the kunai.
"Of course…" Sakura said, unsurely. She turned to Ino. "Do you think…?"
"I'm not so sure…" Ino said, confused by Kiba's actions.
Round and round the kunai goes… Who will it land on??
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"Spin baby spin!!" Jiraiya yelled.
The door swung open. Anko came in, with A LOT of dangos.
"So, what have I missed?" Anko asked, chewing on some dangos.
"Not much…" Shizune said, shaking her head as she watched Jiraiya and Tsunade betting on who the kunai would land on.
Anko looked at the television screen, her eyes widening a bit. She then ran to Jiraiya and Tsunade, betting on who the kunai would land on. Shizune sighed, shaking her head once again.
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'C'mon… LAND ON SOMEONE!!!' Kiba yelled in his head. The kunai kept spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning. Kiba kept glaring at it. 'WHY WON'T IT STOP!?!?!?!?!?!'
"STOP ALREADY!!" Naruto yelled at the kunai.
"Dobe, like yelling will make it stop." Sasuke said, scoffing.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY SASUKE-TEME?!?!?!?" Naruto yelled, glaring at Sasuke.
And again, the bickering starts.
"WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!!?!? IT'S STARTING TO SLOW DOWN!!" Sakura yelled.
Sasuke and Naruto stopped yelling and stared at the kunai. It started to slow down, and at last… it stopped on…
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"OH YEA!!! HAND THE MONEY!!!" Anko yelled, collecting the money from Tsunade and Jiraiya.
"That wasn't fair!!" Jiraiya whined, giving Anko all his money.
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…Ino…
"Ok Ino… Truth or Dare???" Kiba asked, thoughts spewing into his mind.
Ino scrunched her brow, thinking hard. If she picked truth, everyone will think she was just being a wimp. But if she picked dare… who knew what Kiba would do to her. But then, picking truth isn't exactly being a wimp, it was just being safe… which is similar to wimp, isn't it? And again… who knew what Kiba might want Ino to admit about her private life… "Uh… Dare!" Ino yelled, being confident.
Kiba suddenly looked a little bummed, thinking that Ino would pick truth. "Ok… I dare you to… eat one of Shino's bugs!!" Kiba yelled, pointing at Shino.
"EWWW!! NO!!!" Ino yelled, her face scrunched up in disgust.
"Or… you can…" Kiba held Akamaru up.
"I AM NOT EATING YOUR MUTT!!" Ino yelled, scooting a bit away from Kiba.
"AKAMARU IS NOT A MUTT!! AND YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO EAT HIM, YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE BITTEN BY HIM!" Kiba yelled back.
"I'D RATHER BE BITTEN BY A DOG THAN EAT ONE OF SHINO'S BUGS!!" Ino yelled.
"Oh really??? Akamaru has really big teeth and…" Kiba started.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Ino yelled.
Kakashi winced at the volume that Ino had yelled. Jiraiya picked his ear a bit, totally unaffected by Ino's scream. Tsunade rubbed her temples, trying to calm down from Ino's scream.
"Is Shino's bug that bad?" Shizune asked Kurenai.
"I don't know… I've never eaten one of it…" Kurenai said, shuddering at that thought.
"I'd hate to be Ino…" Asuma commented.
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"Is… she alright??" Sakura asked, poking Ino in the arm.
Ino had eaten one of Shino's bugs after Kiba's explanation of what would Akamaru's dog bite might do to her skin. She had then collapsed to the floor… and well… who knows what might happen afterwards…
"She'll be fine…" Shino said monotonously.
"Eh, just leave her. She'll wake up sooner or later." Kiba said.
"But it is her turn…" Sakura said.
Kiba thought for a moment before pointing at Shikamaru. "Oh well… Shikamaru can go!" Kiba said.
"How troublesome… I pass…" Shikamaru said, waving his hand as if saying the next person can go.
"Just go Shikamaru! What's the fun if you don't go????" Naruto yelled.
Shikamaru sighed, knowing that there was no other way out. Everyone else there didn't want to go, and he knew they would make him if they had to. He got up to spin the kunai. Round and round it goes… and it stops on Chouji.
"How troublesome… Chouji, truth or dare?" Shikamaru asked, lying back on the ground.
"Um… truth…?" Chouji said, unsure to pick truth.
"Is it true that you like to eat in the bathroom while taking a shower?" Shikamaru asked, asking any question on his mind.
"Uhh… how did you know?" Chouji asked.
Tenten and Sakura stared at Chouji out of disbelief. Hinata started muttering, "Oh my," and Neji had no emotion on his face. Sasuke smirked out of amusement, and Kiba had this insanely weird grin on his face, enjoying the embarrassment.
"That is so weird Chouji! I used to eat ramen with me in the shower too!" Naruto yelled, his eyes wide.
Everyone who had been staring at Chouji weirdly stared at him. Naruto stared back. "I said used to!" Naruto yelled in his defense.
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"Something's wrong with your student, Kakashi…" Asuma said, staring at the television.
"Mine? Your student ate a bug. Not to mention another one eats in the bathroom while taking a shower," Kakashi said, looking back into his perverted book.
Asuma was about to reply back when Kurenai interrupted them. "Break it up you to," she said.
The door slammed open, and there appeared Gai. "HELLO MY YOUTHFUL COMRADES!! HAVE YOU ALL MISSED ME?" Gai yelled, thumbs up, teeth going ping.
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"Chouji, spin the kunai!!" Kiba urged on, trying to get the game on.
Chouji got up and spun it. Around and around it goes… And it lands on… Naruto…
"YES! I pick Dare!! I'm not afraid!! Gimme whatever you have up your sleeves!!" Naruto yelled, pumping his first in the air.
"You're starting to act like Lee, dobe…" Sasuke said.
"Ok… Naruto… I dare you to… go a week without ramen!" Chouji said.
Naruto stopped cheering. He stared at Chouji. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I would never do that!!!!" He yelled.
"You have to… busy yourself with something else in the meantime…" Chouji said, munching on a bag of chips he took out from his bag.
Naruto whimpered as he went to the kunai and spun it. It landed on Sasuke. He suddenly brightened up, a grin beginning to appear.
'Hmm… I should do this… but he'll kill me afterwards… I know!! Sasuke-teme is always saying he'll revive the Uchiha clan…' Naruto smiled devilishly.
"Truth or Dare Sasuke-teme?" Naruto asked.
'He has something up his sleeve…' Sasuke thought, narrowing his eyes. "Truth…" Sasuke said.
Naruto suddenly frowned.
"What's the matter Uchiha…? Scared of dare?" Neji asked, smirking.
Sasuke looked at Neji, and glared at him. "No…Fine. I'll pick dare." Sasuke said, still glaring at him.
Naruto suddenly brightened up. The grin appeared again. "Sasuke-teme… I dare you to… make-out with anyone for 5 seconds!!" Naruto yelled, feeling accomplished of his plan.
"That's all?" Sasuke asked, smirking at Naruto. He looked around the circle, trying to choose which girl to 'make-out'.
'There are only 3 girls… not counting Ino… Hinata… no… Neji'll kill me… Sakura? She… it'll be obvious… Tenten? Neji… Hmm… this just might work…' Sasuke smirked as he walked to Tenten.
'Why is he walking over here?!' Tenten and Neji thought at the same time.
Sasuke walked calmly to Tenten, grabbed her by the shoulders and kissed her. Everyone was shocked. Sakura was about to burst to tears, but she didn't. She watched them with wide eyes. Neji looked like he was about to kill Sasuke. Naruto, well… he was laughing to himself. He was trying to keep the laughter in, but…
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Naruto yelled, still laughing.
Sasuke pulled away and walked back to his seat calmly, glaring at Naruto. He could feel the glare from Neji.
Tenten's face was bright red, still confused and a little dazed to what happened. Hinata had her mouth open in an O shape. Shikamaru had fallen asleep and Chouji was oblivious to what had happened, since he was eating his chips.
Ino woke up, yawned, and looked around. Boy was she confused.
"This is not going the way I planned…" Kiba muttered to Shino. Shino nodded his head.
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"I can't believe what happened!!" Tenten half yelled and half whispered.
"I don't think he meant it…" Hinata said, quietly.
Sakura looked down on the floor, sadly.
"I don't even know what happened!" Ino whispered too.
Hinata looked at Sakura, seeing if she should say it out loud. She decided to whisper it instead. Hinata leaned towards Ino and explained everything in her ear.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Ino yelled.
Everyone turned to look at her.
"Uh… MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS PEOPLE!!" Ino yelled, turning back to her little group thing.
She turned back to the girls. "Sakura!! It was sooo not my fault!!" Tenten said, apologizing to Sakura a thousand times.
"I know it wasn't… It was just… Nevermind… We should get back to the game…" Sakura said, turning back to the circle.
Tenten sighed, and the girls turned back to the game. The kunai was spinning, and it landed on Neji.
"Hyuuga… Truth or Dare?" Sasuke asked, smirking at him.
"Dare…" He said, still angry for the fact that he kissed Tenten.
"I dare you to…"
FINISH!! Is that long enough?? I don't think it is… I was actually trying to write 10 pages… but ended up writing 8… eheheh… oh wellzz… I hope you liked this chapter!! Writing 6-8 pages is like my average writing… so… I can't help it if it's short… I'll try to write more things… But… sigh…
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!! I SPENT MOST OF MY WEEKEND WRITING THIS CHAPTER!! I COULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN!! REVIEW FOR ME OUT OF YOUR PITY!!!!!! J/K… I'm hoping for at least 90 reviews… but oh wellzz!!
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