Let the Games Begin
Chapter Five
Bella's POV
"CRAP I'M MISSING MY SHOW!" Emmett all of a sudden, shouted.
Everyone, except the Cullen's, stared at him surprised and slightly confused. The Cullen's just stared at him in disbelief and annoyance.
Emmett ran to the couch, grabbed the remote, and turned on the TV. Then Dora the Explorer came on. What the...?
Jasper groaned, "Your lucky mom and dad aren't home. I don't even know why you watch this show; it just pisses the shit out of you" Huh?
Emmett ignored him and started singing along with the theme song, while jumping up and down and dancing a little bit. One word; awkward.
"Okay...ignore that please" Edward said to the rest of us, who all had a 'what the fuck is going on' look.
"ANYWAY, let's play...um...uh..." Alice looked around the room and found an old glass bottle from last week when I was thirsty. I'm surprised Esme didn't pick it up. "LET'S PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!"
Everyone's eyes were so big, they looked like they were about to fall out and I'm pretty sure mine looked the same. Before we could protest, she started talking again.
"Fine, if you really want to play, I guess we can. Rules are whoever the bottle lands on, has to kiss the person that spun the bottle. If they get it to land on each other twice, they have to use tongue and if it's three times, they get stuck in a closet for seven minutes in heaven! Oh, and it doesn't matter what gender you got" she smirked.
All of our jaws dropped in shock and disgust at her. She ignored that and asked,
"So who wants to go first?" It was so quiet; you could here crickets from outside.
She huffed and then just started pointing at us while singing,
"Eany meany, miny, mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eany meany miny mo—SHIT!" Yeah...she kind of got herself.
We all started laughing at her expense while she grudgingly picked up the bottle and spun it after we all got in a circle.
It started slowing and everyone was getting nervous when we heard Emmett screaming profanities in the living room.
"HURRY UP DORA! YOUR TOO FUCKING SLOW, YOU FATASS! LOSE SOME GOD DAMN WEIGHT ALREADY! AND ARE YOU THAT BLIND?!?! THE COCO TREE IS FUCKING RIGHT THERE! YOU DON'T NEED THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MAP!" Okay...
"Ignore that" The rest of the Cullen's, quickly all said at the same time. Me and the gang shrugged and looked down to see the bottle landed on—
"EWWW! SON OF A BITCH!" Paul yelled.
"You think I enjoy this any better?!?! HUH!?!? DO YA?!?" Alice yelled back. Paul glared at her until Embry said,
"Well go on you too!" We all laughed. Well, except for Jasper who was glaring at Paul with disgust and hatred etched on his features.
Slowly, they leaned in and when their lips touched for a millisecond, they pulled back so fast, it was all a blur and they started spitting and wiping their mouths. Poor Jasper. His eyes were so black; you'd think if you went through, you'd be able to end up in China on the other side.
"Your turn" Sam snickered.
Paul reluctantly spun it and it was like slow motion as it landed on Embry. Embry immediately stopped laughing and his face dropped. All color was drained and he was almost as pale as I was.
"Go on" Alice encouraged, setting up a video camera at a table behind us.
They slowly leaned in and were about an inch apart and closing in—
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK HER ALREADY, BOOTS?!? WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO! IT'S IN YOUR GOD DAMN EYES! THERE'S YOUR DAMN CHANCE MAN! NO ONE'S AROUND! WAIT—WHY THE FUCK IS YOU THINKING LIKE THAT?!? DUDE, I LOOKED UP TO YOU! SOMEONE SHOULD SLAP YOU SHITLESS FOR LIKING YOUR BEST FRIEND, DORA, LIKE THAT!" Oh god...is it me or was that just plain sick and wrong? Emmett seriously needs help...
"Ignore that" the Cullen kids said again. Embry slipped at the sudden sound and his mouth smacked right into Paul's.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" They both screamed after they pulled apart.
Everyone's booming laughter filled the house, while both Paul and Embry got into a fetal position and started rocking back and forth.
When the laughter turned into light chuckling, Jacob tapped Embry on the shoulder.
"You done yet?" Embry glared at him and just whipped the bottle, spinning it in a blinding fast speed.
It took about five minutes and ten yawns from me later till it slowed to a stop landing on...Jared. I broke out laughing like there was no tomorrow, followed by everyone else.
When I finally stopped, I saw Jared having an impatient/eager look on his face and Embry looked like he was going to kill all of us.
Soon everyone calmed down and then in a flash, Jared's lips were on Embry's and the Embry pulled away when his brain registered what was happening.
"DUDE!" he spat out while Jared just smiled back and spun the bottle.
To Jared's joy and Embry's torment, it landed on Embry again.
"No, no, NO! GET AWAY FROM-" he was cut off as Jared jumped him and stuck his tongue down his throat. I almost felt sorry for him. Key word is almost, if it weren't some of the funniest shit in the world!
I was laughing so hard; I began choking but still managed to laugh my ass off. Everyone else was also down on the ground, struggling for air (even if some of them don't need it) and rolling around like animals.
Embry shoved Jared away and ran down the hall to the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Next thing we heard was gagging noises for a good two minutes and then him gargling, probably found the mouth wash, and spitting. After a few moments, we walked out and glared at us while we were still choking ourselves to death.
Jasper was the first to hold himself up and it didn't look like any of us were going to stop anytime soon so he calmed us all before some of us suffocated. -Cough-especially me-cough-. Embry's glare lit up a bit but he was still extremely pissed off. This is where you insert the quote 'if looks could kill' right about now. Edward even went as far as to hide behind me. Coward.
We all gulped while he grabbed the bottle and slammed it on the floor, making it crack a little, and then spun it. Again, it took about five minutes till it actually started slowing down, and he was still glaring at us during each second of it. I don't even think he blinked once.
When it stopped, it landed on...Jared again. Uh-oh...this is SOOOO not good.
"SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Embry yelled out before Jared pulled him to the closet before he could even blink.
The next thing we knew, there was moaning from what sounded like Jared and a girl's scream that I'm 100 sure, and was coming from Embry. There was pounding on the door and Embry screaming at the top of his lungs, things like "SOMEONE BETTER FUCKING HELP ME OR I'LL HAVE YOUR HEADS" or "AHHH! I'M BEING RAPED BY A GAY!" and there was some "KEEPS YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS AND LIPS SO YOUR FUCKING SELF!" You could here Embry slapping Jared's hands away and trying to push him away and him smacking into the walls.
That was just too funny. The only thing that got us to stop our hooting was when there was a sudden explosion of a –BOOM- and then two werewolves came running out. One trying to hump the other (obviously Jared) and the other was trying to claw the other away. Then one of them jumped at the other and they were rolling out the door that Alice quickly opened before they could break it.
We just stared at them going out the door and were cackling like maniacs until we heard Emmett again.
"DORA! YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK! SWIPERS BEHIND YOU! HE'S GONNA STEAL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING COCOBEAN! YEAH BOUT TIME YOU TURNED AROUND! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL! YOU CAN'T JUST SAY 'SWIPER NO SWIPING'! LIKE THAT'S GONNA HELP YOUR SORRY ASS! JUST KICK HIS GOD DAMN BALLS AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT [LOL I said half of that to my friend cuz it is so true ;D and I was just thinking 'wtf that aint gonna do no shit' and she started laughing her ass off BOOTS! WHAT THE HELL MAN! YOU CAN JUST THROW ONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BOOTS AT HIM! SEE! NOW HE TOOK YOUR BEAN AND YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE! YOU HAPPY NOW?!? YOU SHOULD'VE JUST LISTENED TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING THE DUMBASSES YOU ARE! WHAT THE FUCK DORA!?!?! JUST DITCH YOUR BAG! IT'S FUCKING TALKING! THAT'S NOT NORMAL! YOU SHOULD BE SCREAMING AND RUNNING INSTEAD OF WEARING THE SORRY EXCUSE OF A BACKPACK! YOUR WORSE THEN BELLA!! –OW! EDWARD, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?"
Edward's POV
I punched Emmett in the face, after I saw Bella's jaw drop and then her lip trembling obviously ready to start crying, and he was now down on the ground.
"Take. That. Back" I said through gritted teeth.
"What?" he was confused for a while until realization dawned on him. "Oh...I said that out loud?" I was about to tackle him when he started yelling at the TV again. By this time, everyone (excluding Embry and Jared) were standing by the entry way.
"PASS ME A MOTHERFUCKING BOOT!" What the fuck? Then I looked at the TV and the monkey from the TV started talking back.
"Here you go Emmett!" and he threw one of his boots through the TV and Emmett caught it and threw it at my head. All of our jaws fell to the ground and we stared dumbfounded, with our eyes the size of dishware at Emmett, then the monkey in the TV, and then back at Emmett.
"How...what...you...WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON?!?!" I screamed at him, scared out of my mind.
"Why the hell do you think I was yelling at the TV for? I'm obviously trying to communicate to them but they almost never listen to me so I get pissed and yell at them" he gave me a 'Duh!' look.
Did I just see what I think I saw? –Alice
I think I'm going to get a divorce –Rosalie
WHAT THE HELL?!?! I knew these bloodsuckers were weird! –rest of pack
That's just plain ass scary –Jasper
... –Bella Damn it! I hate not being able to read her mind.
Me, Bella, the rest of my siblings and pack members just looked at each other, exchanged glances before we held up our hands and backed away slowly as if saying a cross over between 'you know what? I don't want to know' and 'dude...that's just not normal...so if anyone asks –I don't know you'.
We all just sat down in a circle again and stayed quiet, replaying what just happened in our minds over and over again.
After a while, Embry came running in with only a bush of leaves covering himself from his nudity.
"CLOTHES!" he yelled and Alice got a glint in her eye at the mention of being able to dress someone up –despite that it was for a nude werewolf.
She darted up the stairs and came back a second later with a brand new outfit in her hands and tossed them to Embry, who ran into the bathroom once again. He came back out slightly relieved, a few seconds later.
Then Jared walked in with the biggest smile on his face. Just don't read his mind and you're okay Edward. You don't need to know what happened. Just don't read his mind, I repeated to myself.
"WHOA! NO NEED TO FLASH US!" Bella buried her face into chest while everyone covered their eyes.
Alice was the only one who acted perfectly normal as she ran upstairs again and handed another designer outfit to him. He just dressed right there, not bothering to go in the bathroom. Well isn't that a sight to see?, I thought sarcastically, burying my face deeper into Bella's hair.
"I'm descent" Jared said, annoyed.
We slowly peeked through whatever we were hiding our eyes from and sighed when he really was fully dressed.
He plopped himself down, while Embry scooted as far away as he could from him, and spun the bottle. It landed on Bella.
They looked at each other warily and just pecked each other quickly before making gagging faces.
Bella spun the bottle next; it landed on Rosalie.
They quickly kissed and we all stared at them wide eyed that they actually did it. Then Rose spun and it landed on Bella again. Rosalie sighed and we just stared at her with eyes the size of plates.
"What? You think I'd rather kiss someone that smells like dirty gym socks?" Right.
They both just did it without complaint like it was perfectly normal. All us guys stared at them making out, completely turned on. [LMFAO I couldn't stop laughing when I typed that HAHA
When they pulled apart, Bella turned to me and raised an eyebrow. I snapped out of my trance and then I noticed I was drooling at little bit a quickly wiped it away. [Again; couldn't stop laughing I looked around; not meeting her eyes, embarrassed and then noticed the other guys were drooling slightly. Jasper was second when Alice smacked the back of his head. At least I'm not the only one..., I thought.
Soon, Bella spun the bottle again. It landed on...JACOB!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!, I was screaming in my mind.
OMFG! THAT FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A WOLF IS GOING TO KISS MY BELLA!
"There must me a mistake!" I practically begged instead of exclaimed.
"Nope" Jacob smirked at me.
I glared at him before I looked back at my angel and her face looked wary.
I leaned down and whispered low enough for only her to hear.
"Just do it fast" she just nodded.
Jacob was still smirking at me and didn't notice that Bella got closer to him and then she just pecked him on the lips and moved back beside me. His face was priceless; it was of shock, disappointment and anger. I read his mind and he was planning on grabbing her face, not letting her be able to move away so he could kiss her longer.
I smirked back at him and he thought 'fuck you' at me through his mind. I just grinned and put Bella in my lap with her back faced to me, and mouthed 'Loser' before chuckling.
Bella turned her head to look at me, confused, but I just shook my head as if to say 'it's nothing'.
The rest of the game went on normally. Well, except that there was a lot of guy kissing since there were only three girls. I was getting pissed off because I didn't everyone –including Alice, which only lead to more drool- kissed Bella and I still didn't even get a peck.
Alice noticed and smirked at me. Jeez Edward, you guys make out everyday anyway. No need to let this one little game, push your buttons. I glared at her.
Just then Emmett walked in and noticed what we were playing, so he just sat down next to Rose.
It was Rose's turn and she got Emmett. He grinned and they kissed, which turned into a heavy make out session, so we looked away until someone coughed and they finally stopped.
Awkward –Sam
Do they always do this? –Jacob
Lucky bitch –Jared
Not again –Alice
Okay... –Embry
These guys have to stop. I hate feeling lust for my own siblings –especially to my brothers- –shudders-. It's just too freaking wrong. Damn emotions -Jasper
Disgusting –Paul
-Giggling- -Rosalie
I wonder if we can escape upstairs –Emmett
... –Bella Ugh, why do I even try?
Emmett grabbed the bottle and spun it, bouncing up and down in excitement. It landed on Bella and he grinned when he saw my 'you have got do be shitting me!' expression. He kissed her –a little to long for my taste- and then Bella spun it and it landed on him again. Why god why?
"I CAN'T TAKT IT ANYMROE!" I grabbed Bella, greedily covering my lips on hers before she even knew what was happening.
When I finally pulled back and sighed in relief, Bella blinked up at me, dazed.
"Hey! It's my turn!" Emmett hollered. This is just too fun. HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND!, he thought, just to annoy me.
They were moving closer when I pretended to check my watch and interrupted them.
"WHOA!Wouldyoulookatthetime?It'sgettinglateandI'msureCharliewantsBellahomeso...BYE!" I rushed out, grabbing Bella and driving her back to her house.
Esme's POV
I just came home from the hardware store, looking for a good paint color for the guest bedroom I was designing.
I parked the car and unlocked the door too find all of my children, and from that awful smell; my guess are the werewolves from La Push, staring at me. Oh, dear. Is something on my face?
I looked away, confused, when I saw the...exploded closet. I raised an eyebrow and looked at the group in the living room.
"I'm not cleaning that up" I said and walked upstairs.
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I'm SO sorry for not updating for so long. I'm trying to read Eclipse (which I'm only on chapter 18 –sigh- there's too many distractions) and I've been going out all weekend, had an eye appointment on Wed., I haven't getting enough sleep, I was trying to read the updated fanfiction, or I was at a friend's house. So...if I wasn't doing anything, I was probably sleeping or just too lazy PLUS I had major writers block since I didn't exactly get much time to think about it. BUT I did manage to get a couple chapters for my new story done so you don't have to vote anymore cuz I already got it tallied up so I know who the winners are and I'm not telling you so you'll have to wait till I post it up, which probably won't be for a while cuz I want to get maybe half the story done cuz schools starting in a couple weeks and I might not have time to write much so I just want to be able to just post a chapter instead of having to wait till I'm not busy, to write (which will take me WAY longer to update...well if I get a lot of homework. Some of my older friends told me they didn't have any homework for the first week or couple weeks but it might only depend which class their taking so this is just incase). Sorry for any grammar and errors. It was late when I wrote this and I was just too tired and lazy to edit and I'm still too lazy to edit right now hehe :P
PS: again, SO sorry. I tried to make this chapter long so plz R&R :D
PSS: okay I half made up the Dora stuff cuz I don't remember the whole episode, which I saw like...2 years ago? And no; I don't like watching it but my friend watches lil kid shows and I was at her house and we were making fun of the shows cuz we were bored lol
Okay buh-bye for now:)