Mission Gone Wrong
By: Whipped Coffee
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Disclaimer
Sadly, I don't own Naruto…
Never did, never will…
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Chapter 9—A House Now Gone!
"I dare you to… strip for 10 minutes…" Sasuke said. (A/N: I know, I know… some of you wanted to be making out with Sakura or something, but it IS Sasuke… I mean why would he want his rival to make out with the person he likes??? -HINT HINT-)
Neji looked at Sasuke, glaring at him. "I will not do such a dare." Neji said.
"Scared Hyuuga?" Sasuke asked, smirking.
"No—"
"Just do the dare Neji. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?" Tenten asked, shrugging.
Neji glared at Tenten, but stood up. Everyone looked at him intensely.
"I'll time." Hinata said, quietly. "And… Start…"
Neji started taking off his shoes, throwing them in the Uchiha's face. "Watch it!" He yelled, annoyed that Neji threw it at him. Of course, he caught it. Neji just glared at him, cursing in his mind.
He took off his shirt, the one he always wears, and threw it in Sasuke's face, AGAIN. "What's your problem Hyuuga?!?!" Sasuke yelled.
"Nothing, Uchiha…" Neji hissed.
"You're just pissed cuz I kissed your girlfriend!" Sasuke yelled, smirking.
"She is not my girlfriend Uchiha!" Neji yelled, almost ready to kill Sasuke.
"Oh really?" Sasuke asked, smirking once again.
"Shut it, Uchiha! You should be more worried about your girlfriend here! What will she think!?" Neji yelled.
"Sakura is not my girlfriend!!" Sasuke yelled.
Neji smirked. "I didn't say it was Haruno…"
Sasuke shook with anger. He got him there. He closed his eyes, and activated his sharingan.
"Byakugan!" Neji yelled, the veins popping out.
Neji got in stance, and Sasuke got into his. Everyone got out of the way, trying not to be killed. Tenten and Sakura tried to talk some sense into them.
"Neji! What are you doing?!" Tenten yelled. Neji ignored her, and still glared at the Uchiha.
"Sasuke! This is not like you! Don't start something!!" Sakura yelled, too.
"Too late Sakura…" Sasuke said, charging.
"Sakura, Tenten! Get back before you get killed!!" Ino shouted.
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
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(With the senseis)
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
Everything had KABOOMED. (A/N: Is that a word…?) Suddenly, the screens went blank.
"AWW!! C'mon…!! The cameras broke!!" Jiraiya whined. "And I wanted some action!!"
"What are you talking about, oh youthful Jiraiya?" Gai asked. "There was a lot of action!!"
"To think he'd learn by now… and I don't really think Jiraiya's youthful…" Kurenai muttered.
Asuma laughed.
"MAN!! The cameras!! Now I'll—I mean—we'll never know what happened!!" Anko yelled.
"Oh well, guess we'll have to go pick those guys up, now that we can't see any of what they do…" Kurenai sighed.
"NOO!! I NEED MORE RESEARCH FOR THE NEXT VOLUME!!!!" Jiraiya yelled.
"And how do you expect to see what they are doing?" Shizune asked.
Jiraiya thought for a second… One… Two…
"Why don't one of us go there and put a few cameras in the trees? That way, we can see what they're doing, where ever they are." Kurenai said.
"THAT IS A GREAT IDEA!!" Gai yelled, pinging.
Jiraiya looked at her, still thinking. "I could've thought of that…" Jiraiya muttered.
"So… who's gonna go?" Kakashi asked, flipping a page in the book, obviously not interested. Just interested in who was gonna set up the cameras, and seeing some 'action'.
"I SHALL GO, MY YOUTHFUL COMRADES!!" Gai yelled, pinging again.
"I don't think it's such a good idea for you to go, Gai…" Asuma said, unsurely.
"I'LL GO!" Jiraiya yelled, snickering to himself.
"What are you planning!?" Tsunade asked, smacking him on the head.
"N-nothing!! Nothing at all!!" Jiraiya yelled defensively.
"You're not gonna go! Kurenai's gonna go since it was her idea!!" Tsunade yelled. "Knowing you, you'll probably spy on them and before putting the money down!!"
"AWW MAN!!"
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Cough, Cough…
"What –cough–happened?" Ino asked, waving her hand in the face, trying to get rid of the smoke and the dust.
"How troublesome…," muttered Shikamaru, standing up and dusting away the dust on his clothes.
"GAAH!! It's gonna take forever to clean my clothes now!!!" Ino whined.
She tried stepping forward, but tripped over a piece of wood that fell down from the ceiling. "OWWW!!" Ino yelled.
"Tsk… Troublesome… Are you alright?" Shikamaru asked.
"I… think so…" Ino said, standing up.
"Ouch!" Ino said, falling back down. Shikamaru walked over to her.
"What's wrong?" He asked, with a hint of worry in his voice.
"I think my knee is bleeding a bit…" Ino said.
"Alright…" Shikamaru said, getting a bandage out of his pocket and bandaging it.
Ino looked at Shikamaru. 'How come I've never seen this side of Shikamaru before…? Maybe… I was too busy paying attention to Sasuke…'
"Ino?" Shikamaru asked, waving a hand in front of her face.
"Uh…" Ino said, smacking his hand away. She got up, muttering a quick thanks.
"Let's go find the others…" Ino said, trying to walk away, trying not to blush.
"Troublesome women…" Shikamaru said.
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'W-what is this pain…?' Hinata touched her head, only to see blood. She suddenly squeaked, trying to look around for anything to cover it up.
"Hinata?" A voice asked.
She suddenly jumped a little, turning her head, to find that Naruto was staring at her. "N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked.
"HINATA!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!??! YOU'RE BLEEDING!!! WH—"
"Naruto, I'm f-fine…" Hinata said, stuttering a little.
"Lemme bandage it for you!!" Naruto yelled, getting a bandage from his pocket. He leaned closer to Hinata, to wrap the bandage around her head.
'O-oh m-my… H-he's so c-close!'
"All done!!" Naruto yelled.
"T-thank you…" Hinata stuttered, blushing. 'It's been a long time since I stuttered…'
"Ne? Hinata, what's wrong? Why are you all red? OH MY GOD HINATA! ARE YOU SICK?!?!?" Naruto yelled, screaming and running around Hinata.
"N-Naruto… I'm not sick… I just…" Hinata gave up. There was no use trying to talk sense into that thick head of his. Anyways, it's not like Naruto can hear Hinata.
Finally, after what seems like hours (actually 15 minutes) of running, Naruto seemed to calm down. "Ne, ne…" Naruto said, leaning into Hinata, with a grin.
"Y-yes, N-Naruto-kun…?" Hinata asked, afraid of what he was going to do after that.
Naruto stopped leaning in until they were and few centimeters apart. "Are you hungry???" Naruto asked suddenly, his grin spreading wider.
"Ehh??" Hinata asked, confused.
"I got a stash of ramen hidden in my bag!! I was gonna save it ALL for later, but now I'm hungry!! C'mon Hinata, let's go find it!!" Naruto said, getting up while grabbing her left hand. Suddenly, he stopped.
"What is it Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked, confused of why Naruto had stopped.
"Well… do you know which way is the bedrooms?"
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"Idiot…" Sakura mumbled. She glared at the Uchiha boy in front of her.
Apparently, Sasuke and Neji had blown all of them to different places on the mountain. The only things surrounding them were trees. Sasuke had gotten his ankle injured, and his whole left arm was bleeding. Hmmm, the affects of Kaiten are tough… His arm wasn't broken, though. And, boy, Sakura was REALLY pissed off.
"This is all your fault you know that?!" Sakura said, pissed.
"Shut up…"
"Why did you have to go and fight Neji?!" Sakura yelled, annoyed.
"Shut up…" Sasuke muttered.
"He didn't do anything! And he should be the one who's angry! With you kissing Ten-" Sakura suddenly fell silent. She didn't want to remember the feelings she had when Sasuke kissed Tenten.
"SHUT UP, OKAY?! I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG! I DIDN'T THINK THE HYUUGA WOULD BE AFFECTED SO MUCH BY THIS, ALRIGHT?! I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD'VE LIKED HER THAT MUCH! NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!?!?!?" Sasuke yelled. He, too, was pissed off. I mean, who wouldn't be??
"…Yes you did… You knew how much Neji liked Tenten, and yet you still kissed her! You also knew that Tenten liked Neji! It was too obvious for you not to think that Neji would take his anger out on at least you… That kissed affected everyone!! Tenten, Neji, even… me…" Sakura said, whispering the 'me' part.
Sasuke looked surprised. "Saku-"
"Forget it. Let's try and get back to the others. Who knows how long we can last out here…" Sakura said, cutting into what Sasuke was gonna say.
Sasuke stopped saying what he was gonna say, and looked around. It was a but chilly, yet the sun was out. It was still afternoon, after all.
"C'mon Sasuke!" Sakura said, picking a way to go.
Somehow, he missed hearing the –kun and the end of his name sometimes…
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'Ouch…'
"Stop moving, Neji!" A voice yelled. It was a familiar voice, too.
"Ten… ten?"
"Geez, you sound like you're gonna die…" Tenten grumbled.
Neji had also gotten himself hurt. He had scraped his back when they had slide down a rocky part of the mountain, and twisted his wrist and ankle when the Chidori was used by Sasuke. Tenten had turned out alright after that sliding part. She wasn't badly hurt, though. She was trying to bandage Neji's wrist. His ankle was done already.
"This would've never happen if you hadn't attacked Sasuke like that!" Tenten said, lecturing him.
"…"
"You were angry over a stupid little kiss! That of course meant absolutely nothing!!" Tenten yelled.
"If it meant nothing, than why didn't he kiss Haruno?" Neji said, as he shook with anger.
"He probably didn't want Sakura to know that he liked her like that. Don't you think that Sasuke wanted to tell the person he likes in a different way than a simple dare?" Tenten asked, calming down.
"But why'd it have to be you…" He grumbled.
"Neji… are you… jealous?" Tenten asked with a little hope.
Neji looked down. A teeny, tiny blush formed.
"Of course not… If you've developed some feelings towards the Uchiha, it would be a distraction to our team." Neji said defensively.
Tenten sighed, as she rolled her eyes. 'Typical…'
"Now… how do you suppose we get out of here?" Tenten asked.
"Hn."
'This is gonna be a VERY long day…' Tenten thought as she sighed.
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"THIS JUST SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!"
A few birds flew away from the trees. Everything was dead quiet after that scream. You could hear the breathing Kiba was doing in calming himself. "Deep breaths… You know what Kurenai-sensei said…" Kiba said to himself.
"Arf!!" Akamaru barked.
"I know, I know Akamaru…" Kiba said. "What now Shino?!?!" Kiba yelled out in frustration. The stress is coming back again…
"…"
"This was totally not going the way I'd planned it to be!!!!!" Kiba yelled, kicking a pebble on the ground.
"…"
"I didn't think the Uchiha and Hyuuga would actually fight!!!! And who knew that idiot would make Uchiha kiss Tenten!!" Kiba yelled.
"…"
"SAY SOMETHING DAMNIT!!" Kiba yelled, frustrated enough already.
"…"
Kiba screamed in frustration. After that, came a sigh.
"Let's go back to the others." Shino finally said.
"Now he speaks…" Kiba grumbled.
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It was in the middle of the day, silence filling the air. Nothing BIG has happened so far, except for the HUGE explosion before… And now we take a look at the only person being left out here…
"YOOSHH!! I have now completed my task!! I shall now go back to my fellow comrades!!!" Lee yelled, his face filled with determination.
Poor, poor Lee… If only he knew… Their house has exploded to several pieces…
Lee hurriedly ran to the house, running like speed lightning. (A/N: LOL!! I used that line, 'Speed Lightning' from my teacher!! Props to her, lol)
When he got to the house, he stopped suddenly. His facial expression: O.O
The house has been blown to smithereens. A few pieces of wood, here and there. Few of the bedroom doors were on top of the tree. Another was floating in the water, and so on. The beds were thrown everywhere. Pieces of cotton from the pillow were all over the floor, and the trees. Plus, on top of that, it seems that only half the house was here… Where'd the other half go??
"H-how'd? W-what'd? W-when'd?" Lee stared. Suddenly, anime tears started coming down.
"OH WHAT HAPPENED TO MY OH SO YOUTHFUL COMRADES?!!?!?"
"MMMFF…" A little voice said.
Lee stopped his blubbering.
"WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!"
"MMMFF…"
"WHAT?!?!?!"
"MMMFF…"
Suddenly, Lee saw a big lump of something on the ground. And he didn't notice it before… ANYWAYS!! He went towards it, picking up wood after wood. Finally he came to a stop. Something green was sticking out.
"AIR!!!!" The green person shouted, suddenly jumping out.
Can you guess who that person is?? …Alright… Don't hurt yourself… It was Chouji, you was apparently, the only one not blown away from the house. Except for Lee, of course. Chouji was smiling so wide to get some fresh air.
"Chouji?" Lee asked. "IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE ONE OF MY YOUTHFUL COMRADES!!"
Chouji's smile disappeared. "Lee? What are you doing here?" Chouji asked.
"I MAY ASK THAT QUESTION TOO!! WHERE OH WHERE ARE OUR OTHER YOUTHFUL COMRADES?? AND WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE HERE??" Lee asked, LOUDLY.
"Err… They were playing truth and dare… and some dare Sasuke did upset Neji and then… a fight began? I don't really know… I remember… CHIPS!! And then… nothing… Hmm…" Chouji started to think really hard.
"A FIGHT!?!? IT IS GREAT THAT THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING YOUTHFUL WITH THEIR LIFES!!" Lee yelled. "BUT DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE??"
"They… blew the house apart… and flew to different places… probably…" Chouji muttered, still thinking.
"AHHH!! WHAT GREAT YOUTHFULNESS THEY HAVE!!!" Lee yelled once again. "WE MUST FIND THEM AT ONCE!!"
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"Okay!! I'm off to get the cameras on the trees!!" Kurenai yelled, as she walked out the door.
"BUT I WANTED TO GOO!!" Jiraiya whined.
"Stop your belly-aching, Jiraiya!!" Tsunade yelled.
"BUT I WANTED TO!!!!!"
"NOOOOO!!!!!"
"BUT—!" Jiraiya stopped. 'Oh… I can surely make this work… and Tsunade won't even know a thing… HAHAHAHHAH!!!!'
Tsunade looked at Jiraiya suspiciously. 'Why did he stop whining now…? Does he have some sort of plan…? Nah… Probably my yelling did the trick!!'
Jiraiya started laughing, a low, devilish laugh, while Tsunade had on the biggest smile on her face. Asuma looked from Jiraiya to Tsunade. Asuma shook his head, not even wanting to know what they were thinking…
A/N: Well, you should be happy that I updated!! Groundhog's day!! WOOOOO!!!!! But it's nighttime… so… it's Groundhog's night…? O.o Oh wellzz!!
What is Jiraiya thinking?? And what will happen to those 12 ninjas without any food or shelter??
HAHAHAH….!! All this will be answered in the next chapter!! For this chapter… I WANT AS MANY REVIEWS AS THE 8TH ONE!!! I'm a demanding kid… What do you expect?? xD
READ AND REVIEW!! –I find this weird… Shouldn't it be just review, cuz you read it already…? O.o… Is it just me?? I think it is…
Review Ploxx;)
Edit: …Didn't change much.