Let the Games Begin
Chapter Seven
Bella's POV
"Because I'm going back to Alaska; you guys are too weird" and she zipped right out the door. I just realized that her stuff was all already packed right beside her. Since when did she pack? I shrugged and turned to Edward.
"Edward, I'm hungry. Can I get something to eat?" he stared incredulously at me.
...What?...
Awkward silence.
"Bella, you don't eat anymore. Don't you feel that scratchy burning feeling in the back of your throat?" Alice raised her eyebrow at me, eyes wide. Well all of their eyes are wide; even Jake and them.
"Um...no...Should I?" They just stood there, still not believing me.
" OH YEA! RIGHT!" I smacked my forehead, just realizing what they were all staring at me like they just found out I was really a guy.
"Hehe I'm supposed to be blood thirsty!...My bad?" Yea, that was the best I could come up with.
I smiled an 'I'm sorry?' smile. Nothing. This would be a great time for a family portrait...I thought. Damn it! Where's a camera when you need one?
"Bella? Did you hear a single word I said?" Alice said. Oops. Zoned out again.
"What? Um...yes" she gave me a look. "Fine. No" I crossed my arms and pouted like a little kid that couldn't get a transformer's action figure because they were a girl.
She glared but explained what she just said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
That's what she had to tell me?
"That's what you had to tell me?" I spoke my thoughts.
"Well...yea. But seriously, what the hell?"
"Yea!" Everyone agreed, nodding their heads; really confused.
"iunno" I shrugged, so we all turned to Carlisle.
"Well, I think it's because of your immune system to blood when you were human" everyone's mouths formed a perfect 'O', "But that's just my guess" he added, putting his hands up as if saying 'if I'm wrong, don't go after me with a stick'.
"That.Is. Emmett was jumping in his seat in excitement.
"Uh huh...can I have a cheeseburger or something? I haven't eaten anything in like three blood days!" I held up three perfect fingers, indicating I was hungry.
"Right. Well we don't have any food right now since Esme hasn't gone grocery shopping so-" I cut Edward off.
"Cut to the chase Sherlock" I pointed my hand at him as in an 'anytime now' sign.
"I'll just drive you to McDonalds" he said quietly.
When we arrived at the fast-food restaurant, Edward went straight to the counter with me following behind.
"What do you want?" he asked.
I looked at the menu.
"Um...two Big Macs, four cheeseburgers, a large fries, a large coke...and three chocolate sundaes" I replied [yum :P. Edward gaped at me.
I held up three fingers reminding him I was hungry.
"You know what? You order; I don't even think my vampire memory can memorize that" he said the last part quiet enough so only I could hear and swung his arms toward the cash register in a 'go ahead'.
"Fine, Meany" I pouted at him.
He looked like he was going to take it back but I ignored him and went up to the dude in the uniform. [Is it me or does anyone find those uniforms hideous?
"Two Big Macs, four cheeseburgers, a large fries, a large coke and three chocolate sundaes" I repeated. The guy just kept staring at me with lust. Right, I'm 'beautiful' now. I haven't even seen myself yet! Oh yeah, I don't care if he finds me beautiful; I'm hungry! Damn it!
Wow...this girl is HOT. I wonder if I could get her number...
"Holy shit!"
I didn't get to finish hearing the guy's thoughts because I jumped back a little. What the hell? Did I just read his thoughts?
Edward was growling at the boy, obviously didn't see me jump and cuss. Yup, definitely just read someone's mind here!
The guy snapped out of his trance and looked at me strangely.
"Is there anything wrong?" Crap do I have something on my face?
Yeah, that-whole lotta ugly smudged all over there!, I thought sarcastically.
"Uh nope! Everything's A-Okay!" I fake smiled. Then my expression turned serious in a second, "Food...?! Today please!" I don't care if I'm being rude, the guys a freaking snail!
"Yeah, sorry" he typed in the order.
While I was waiting, he leaned on the counter, obviously trying to look cool.
"So...you wanna see a movie sometime" he tried to sound casual, like I didn't have to if I didn't want to. Well then, guess what, buddy? I don't want to! [Not trying to make Bella sound like a stuck up –im better then you- girl, its just the guy's suppose to be a jerk xD
"No" I fake yawned.
"Why not?" He was confused. Probably doesn't get turned down a lot. Those girl's, must've been blind with a negative IQ.
Before I could reply, Edward snaked his arm around my waist and faced the guy—who looked like he just saw him for the first time even though he was right behind me.
"Because she has a boyfriend; which is me by the way so you wouldn't want to touch her or I might 'accidentally' break you in half, and she's way out of your league if you haven't noticed, not to mention you're a pig-headed bastard...and by the way, you really need some Po-Active or something for that cherry-sized zit that looks like its about to explode any second now" Bravo, bravo, I mentally clapped.
The McDonald guy's eyes widened.
"Did I say why not? I meant good choice! I'm not good boyfriend material anyway! I wonder why the foods taking so long! Let me go check!" he shrank back and quickly walked behind the machines.
I giggled and Edward smirked.
Retard...Wait was that Edward?
"Did you just think 'retard'?" I asked in a low voice.
His eyes widened.
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"Uh...I think I read your mind...some...how..." I was really confused.
"We'll ask Carlisle about it later. He's at work right now"
"Kay" I got my food from a girl, instead, and her eyes were practically undressing Edward.
Hoe. She looked at me startled and I gave her a confused look, looking around me incase it was something else; which there wasn't. Did I just send that thought to her? A freak out session would be perfect right about now.
Edward gave me a questioning look—probably heard the thought I gave her—but I just took his hand and led him out.
When we got into the car, I immediately stuffed a cheeseburger into my mouth before he could ask me anything. He stopped by a grocery store—so he could fill his house up with food (for me)—and he quickly ran in. About three minutes later, he was back with ten bags on each arm.
I was already on my last Big Mac when he pulled up to the house. We grabbed the food and went in.
As soon as we stepped in, the pack was on alert right away.
"Where's the food?" they all said at once. Creepy...
"Mine" I hissed at them, hugging the McDonald's bag to me—protecting the food. [I actually do that sometimes :P
They were drooling and just staring at me as I held up a spoonful of sundae and said "see".
It was a centimeter close to my mouth before I was knocked down by five large wolf boys.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed as the sundae got all over me. NOW I CANT EAT IT! [yea I do that all the time when I drop my food on the ground or something haha especially if its like REALLY good
I glared at them as they dug into my food, and grabbed a bunch of ice-cream from my shirt and flung it at them.
Everyone froze.
Slowly they turned to me.
Yep. I totally missed them and it splattered all over Edward's face.
"Uh-oh..." I said in a tiny voice.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Emmett grabbed a jar of spaghetti sauce from one of the grocery bags, opened it, and chucked it at pack.
All hell broke loose as everyone dove for the nearest food item to throw it at the first person they set eyes on. Even Rosalie threw a couple bananas and a few Oreo cookies here and there.
I was throwing eggs from the two dozen carton in every direction I could see while Sam was throwing MY fries at Jasper, who was now throwing a pie at Embry, who was pitching some tomatoes at Jacob and Alice, who were teaming up and bowling watermelons at our legs—causing us to trip—or hurling popsicles at Emmett's head, who was using the couch as a shield while heaving lettuce and oatmeal behind Edward's back, who was trying to sneak up on Paul and Jared and...caking their faces from behind.
All in all, we were all covered from head to toe from Side-kick's fried rice to ketchup to tacos. How much did Edward buy?
"HOLY FUCK!" I screamed as I ducked just in time before a KNIFE could go right through my face. Why the hell did he even consider getting that? Thank god I'm not human anymore or I'd be buried six feet under by now, I sarcastically sighed in relief, while I opened a jug of maple syrup and tossed it into the direction the weapon came from.
Just as the syrup left my fingertips, I felt strong arms lift me off the ground and slid me through the muck of what used to be food.
"EEEEEEEKKKKK" I yelped the whole time as I smacked into the wall, somehow landing upside down with my back against the wall, with and 'oomph!'
My mouth was wide open in shock as I wiped the nasty mixture of ham, marshmallows, and pudding off my face to see the last person I'd expect to do something like this to me; laughing.
Edward.
I glared at him with daggers from the Ninja turtles themselves.
"You.are.SO.dead" I spat at him through clenched teeth.
"But I'm already dead" I replied innocently with a smirk.
"I'm going to wipe that sexy smirk of yours off Mrs.Pussyballs" [yea I almost forgot about his nickname hehe ;D
He raised an eyebrow at what I had just said but that was all he could do before, in a flash, I tackled him to the ground. I took a fish (by the way, its raw) and repeatedly smacked his face from side to side with his. I then grabbed some Honey-nut cheerios and force-fed him them with some chocolate milk to down along.
When I got off, he was choking on the cheerios but it was too late; he had already swallowed them.
Somehow, his face started turning green before he was covering his mouth as the breakfast I just shoved down his throat, was wanting out.
He quickly—even for a vampire—in invisible speed, ran into the nearest bathroom while shoving everyone out of his path.
You could here him puking all the way over here, even without vampire hearing. i was laughing my head off.
Music to my ears.
I picked up a pack of Gummy bears and ripped the bag open with my teeth.
"OH EMMETT!" I hollered.
He turned his head and his eyes widened at the little candy animals.
"I GOT SOME GRIZZLES HERE FOR YA!" and I whipped the back over at him before he could get away.
The adorable little bruit-flavored candies either went flying into his mouth (where he choked on them) or the whole back landed over his head.
I was laughing so hard, I didn't realize Jacob snuck up on me and –WHAM-. My mouth dropped in surprise; I got butter all over me.
I quickly wiped it off and grabbed the nearest food item.
"DIE!" and I whammed him over the head with the salami.
"AH!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!" I continued hammering him with the stick of meat.
Opps.
I realized that he stopped yelling and covering his head.
I slowly walked over to him and poked him in the eye.
"Uh...Jake?" Yep. He was unconscious all right. I should probably learn how to control my strength...
"EKKKKKKKKKK!" Rosalie shrieked as Embry poured a jar of honey over her head.
I dropped the salami and totally forgot about Jacob lying there. My sides hurt too much from laughing.
Thank god I can't breathe or else I might have ended up like him too, over there!
"AH-HEM!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
There were marshmallows covered in chocolate syrup sliding down the walls, Chips-ahoy!'s and Doritos all over Edward's grand piano, orange juice soaking the white couches, pizza slices splattered all over the ceiling, mushroom soup mixed with god knows what on the hardwood floors as well as the carpets and rugs; you name it. It was a total disaster.
Slowly we all turned our heads to the front door; knowing we were going to regret it.
There standing with one eyebrow raised was Carlisle and an Esme that looked like she was about to pass out—even if she was a vampire.
Crap.
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-rocks back and forth on feet with hands behind me back- Yeah...you probably want to kill me right about now...
Well here's my excuse...es...
-homework's been a drag
-I've been busy with friends and my social life
-there have been MANY strange things happening these past...4 weeks? (yeah, I didn't know high school could be so crazy...but in a good/hilarious way :P well mostly anyways. There's some bitches/assholes/weirdos here and there but its all good :) LOL)
-and im joining clubs and stuff so im busy sometimes after school not to mention I've gone back to the elementary school yesterday (which I shouldn't have cuz it was a total waste of time)
-AND...dont forget im a lazy bastard xD
Yep lame excuses. This is what I usually hear from other fanfics too LOL
So I'm just gonna say im really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY sorry and if you want to hunt me down, go ahead. I'd even give you my address and phone number if it weren't for all the psychos on the internet that go after young children and do stuff that I don't want to know with them –shivers- lol. Well I'm going to be posting my new story but the first chapter is kinda boring...but the next chapters will DEFINETELY be more interesting :D. But I might not be able to update this story as much, but when I feel really hyper with nothing to do; THAT'S when you'll get an update for sure xD
Okie I'm out
Buh-bye :)