Author's Note: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses. I'm not that good at them so I won't bore you with them. Time for a new Chapter. Woot!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or Pokemon.

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Naruto knew he was screwed. Royally screwed. The blue haired, boss dude was still staring at him like an insect he smashed on his shoe. Red was grinning, probably thinking about all the punishments her boss might give him. Oh wonderful.

He would never give in and go down this easily. He would fight with his remaining breath! So, Naruto put his hands in a movement that was familiar to him, to gather up chakra. He felt a stirring in his stomach and he hoped that was chakra molding instead of just hunger pain.

As he tried gathering the chakra he started doing handsigns for the transportation justsu, that landed him here in the first place.

"Fuu Transportation Jutsu!" Naruto yelled.

Nothing happened except a loud belch came out. Yum, it tasted like Ramen. Oh how he missed that wonderful food. Wait, it was not good to get distracted in a bad situation like this.

Naruto tried to gather chakra again, once again feeling the stir in his stomach. He breathed in deeply as he cracked his eye open and saw the Galactic members in a heated discussion, not paying him any attention.

"Fuu Transportation Jutsu!" Naruto, once again, yelled it out. This time the Galactic members seemed to know that he was going to try something as they ran over to him.

It was to late though as his chakra actually responded and in a flash of white he was there no more.

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Blue eyes opened to see that he was now on a random dirt path that looked strangely familiar. Naruto sat up and looked around the area as he tried to remember what happened in the Galactic building.

He groaned as he thought of the evil red-head that he was forced to encounter. He was going to make sure to not to bump into her again.

Sighing, he looked up at the sky as he continued to slowly piece together everything. His eyes widened when he finally got to the chakra episode. He jumped up quickly as he rushed to find a pond, or lake that he could practice his chakra with.

When he arrived at a small pond, which was suitable for his needs. He tried to mold his chakra into his feet and he took a few steps onto the pond…and went crashing into the water.

Naruto dragged his very wet body out of it as he took a calming breath and tried it again. He fell in the water again.

After numerous failed attempts, Naruto thought that maybe his chakra only responded to him when he was in trouble. Even though, he was in trouble numerous times and he didn't feel anything. Probably, because he hadn't tried to use his chakra those times.

The blond haired ninja decided to put himself in more dangerous situations for he could go home. What a smart idea and he had thought of it all by himself too.

He started to shake his hair around as a new thought popped up in head. What the hell had happened to Vulpix? His smile turned into a frown as he started looking frantically around the area. What if Vulpix had vaporized when he has used his chakra!

No! He wouldn't be responsible for an animal's death by chakra. As he was wailing and pulling at his hair, he heard a loud yip. He turned around suddenly and came face to face with Vulpix…and Starly.

Vulpix jumped on his wet head and started hissing at the Starly. The Starly then started to chirp loudly. Naruto guessed that it was the Starly that made his life hell a little while back.

Damn and he hoped it was forever gone from his life.

Naruto quickly turned around and ran as fast as he could with Vulpix clinging to dear life on his head. As he ran, he noticed the bird was following him and with wings it was keeping up fairly well. His eye twitched as he tried running even faster, but the plump bird kept keeping up with him!

Why does all this crap happen to him! After taking a few detours here and there, he put his hand on a tree and attempted to catch his breath. Hearing Vulpix hissing again. He slowly turned around and came face to face with the black eyes of Starly. No!

He decided to try and ignore the talking of the pokemon and he stared straight ahead and saw a city. Sanctuary! Naruto brathed a sigh of relief because he was getting slightly hungry and he didn't want to try and eat the bird again. It turned into a freaking disaster.

The blond started to walk forward as Starly flew up beside him and used his as a perch. Too tired to try and get it off, he continued walking. He missed the smug grin that Starly gave to Vulpix as he was pre-occupied with the road.

Well, he was until a fat blob of pink showed up and interrupted his path.

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Author's Note: Who is the mysterious pink blob? Tune in next time and you shall see. Bwhahahaha!

What did you peeps think about the new Harry Potter movie? And if you hadn't seen, you can try and guess the pink blob of doom!