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Author's Note: … … … … … I don't have anything to say… just read!

Omake:

Sandaime gazed at the boy he was fond of sternly. "Naruto, I want you to attend the genin exam, and that's final!"

"Doushite (why)? I'm not interested in becoming a genin," the blond boy replied back without missing a beat.

"I know, but I still want you to attend it"

"I refuse," he said stubbornly.

"Then I'll just have to cut your allowance!" the old Hokage shouted victoriously as he saw the disbelieved look.

"EEEHHHHHH? That's not fair, old man!" Naruto snapped, but he only smirked.

"Fair or not, you still have to attend the exam," he said boldly.

Naruto opened his mouth, but then closed it again when he bowed his head and stayed silent. Sandaime hoped that he didn't crush the boy.

"…6th…drawer…book," he heard him mumbled.

He blinked. "What did you say, Naruto?"

"3rd shelf…5th…from right…"

"Huh?" his eyebrow rose as he struggled to hear what the Kyuubi container muttered.

Naruto looked up. His eyes were filled with a dark glint and he was grinning from ear to ear. Sandaime didn't like his expression a bit.

"I said: the 6th cupboard from right, inside the 2nd drawer from below, beneath a journal book. And then another in the 3rd shelf, behind 5th book from right," sandaime's face paled. Naruto smirked maliciously. "Do you want to hear about the other places? What about… beneath the floor below your table, and then behind the 2nd—"

"How did you know it?" the old man asked in panic.

"Know what?" he asked as innocent as he could. The old man wasn't fooled a bit.

"Know the locations of them!"

"Well, that's a secret!" He inclined his head to his right and grinned wider. "Old man, you're such a pervert. To think that you have a full collection of that kind of book. I wonder what will happen if your daughter hear it," he said the last part in singsong tone.

Sandaime gulped. He clenched his fist. "Fine, what do you want?" he asked with raspy and strained voice.

Jiraiya's student's son crossed his arms and sat on his desk, tapping on the surface. "Now, why did you think I want something?" the old man glared fiercely, making the blond ninja academy's student chuckled. "Oh fine. Man, you're not fun! Hm…if you want to bribe me…what about you doubling my allowance?" he smirked as he gazed at his eyes unblinkingly.

They stared for 5 minutes in a staring battle which was lost by Hokage.

"Fine…just… go away!" he huffed. Naruto exited the office with a renewed happiness. "How did I get in this mess again?" he took off his hat and then banged his head on the nearest wall, frustrated at being defeated with a simple blackmail, by a mere child no less!

End o-O

Part Three

Likes, Dislikes, Dream

"Otto," Naruto tilted his head to his right to avoid a punch from Sakura. "You should pay attention on where you aim your punch, pinky" he taunted the irritated girl.

"SHANAROOOOO! Stop dodging, you coward!" she swipe the floor beneath him only to have the blond boy doing a backflip and landed 3 meters from her.

"Then you should stop your assault, and I will stop dodging. You should be thankful that I release your leg from the rope," he looked amused at the feathers and goop-covered girl.

"Maa, maa, both of you should stop. We don't have all day, you know?" the silver haired jounin flipped a page from his orange book.

Naruto snorted. "Who said that I agree to go with you?" he challenged.

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"Let's start with introduction first, such as your name, likes, dislikes, and your dream. Pink haired girl, you first!" Kakashi pointed at the now clean girl.

"Sensei, we don't know anything about you. Why don't you start first!" she replied.

"Me? Hm… my name is Hatake Kakashi. What I like is none of your business. My dislike is…well that's none of your business too. My dream is…" he trailed off, "Now you, girl!"

"What we get from him is only his name," Sakura muttered to Sasuke, who didn't reply back. "My name is Haruno Sakura, I like…" she peeked to Sasuke and then blushed. "My dream is to be…" she looked again at the dark haired boy. Then she scowled, "I used to dislike Ino, but now I hate Uzumaki more," she glared at the boy who merely yawned. Her anger rose to the point that made her face as red as boiled crab. Smoke could be seen came out of her ears. Kakashi sweatdropped.

"The one with black hair, your turn!"

"Uchiha Sasuke. I don't have any likes, but I have a lot of dislikes. I don't care much for hobbies, and I don't have a dream, it's more like a goal. My ultimate goal is to kill a certain man and to resurrect my clan."

"Hm… Blonde, your turn," he pointed to the last genin.

"…You should have known about me from my data, so I don't see the point of introducing myself."

"Well, your data only shows about your official information. And you need to introduce yourself to your teammate so they know you better."

"Who said that I want them to know me better?" he smirked. "Ma… I don't think a bit of information will hurt me. Uzumaki Naruto. I like to be left alone. I don't like to be surrounded by idiots. You don't need to know about my dream," he stated.

Great! Kakashi wanted to roll his eyes. Hokage-sama wanted me to teach a team that consists of love-struck girl, an avenger, and a troublemaker. What a day! If not because the Uchiha boy would most likely angered and do something foolish if he doesn't pass as a genin, and Naruto…Arashi-sensei, what should I do to your cold-hearted son? Kakashi wanted to bang his head to the nearest wall, feeling quite frustrated. Maa…even if Hokage-sama asked me to pass them, it will be fun to see them sweat up a bit. With that in his mind, the fourth's pupil turned to his genins.

"Well, now that we're properly introduced, I want you to meet me in training field 7. We will have survival training tomorrow."

"Eh? Demo (but) sensei, we have already done that in academy," Sakura asked, feeling quite confused at what he said.

"This isn't the normal survival training," Kakashi smiled, but there was something that made the girl uneasy seeing that smile.

"What kind of training is it, then?" she asked. The jounin chuckled. "What's funny, Kakashi-sensei?" she fumed.

"Maa… it's just that when you guys hear this, you're definitely gonna flip," this earned him confused look from team 7 (except Naruto). "Out of thirty three graduates (AN: I made that there are 11 teams, and each has 3 students, remember?) only nine will be chosen as a genin. The rest will be sent back to the academy," Naruto's eyes lit up at the obviously good news (for him, at least).

"EEEEEHHHHHHH!" the only girl in the team yelled in shock and disbelief. Even Sasuke's jaw clenched. "B-but, we have already graduated as genins!" she protested.

Kakashi shook his head. "That's only the 1st part of the test, the 2nd part is a test that consist of whatever the jounin instructor decided," the big forehead girl wanted to cry here and there when she heard it. Sasuke frowned while Naruto smirked. "I advice you not to eat breakfast or you might puke tomorrow. Dismissed!" with that he disappeared from their eyes.

Naruto stood up and jumped down from the roof and then ran back to his flat, leaving the other two alone still stood frozen on their place.

He opened his door and went to the kitchen where his refrigerator stood. Opening it, he opened a can of milk and drank it. He wiped his mouth and smirked maliciously.

"I can't wait to see you survive my survival training, sen-sei" he said the last part wickedly.

TBC…

I decide to make every chapter short, so I can update it sooner. Don't flame me for that! The omake is pretty long. It was even half of the real story length! Now, review!

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