Goosebumps HorrorLand Adventures

Script 1

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the Restaurant Manager, Derrick A. Dalke!

Derrick: Hello Ladies & Gentlemen and welcome to the Goosebumps Restaurant. Sponsored by Goosebumps created by R.L. Stine. In this Restaurant, my mom, my brother, and I decided to have a play on this Stage and this Restaurant 12 months for 12 Horrorland, 12 Classics, 12 Invitations to Horrorland, and at the end of the each month is a game. I add an additional characters to this play (Magic Voyage, Sword in the Stone, Robin Hood, Fox and the Hound, Aladdin, Atlantis the Lost Empire, The Swan Princess, Legend of Zelda, Alice in Wonderland, Kingdom Hearts "Pete", the Grinch, and Pinocchio. etc.). In 2014, we need auditions for the play, but we need your help to win and stay alive for the part of this Restaurant because the Horrors in Horrorland will attack us if we failed the Mission and the target the Horrors want is (real drum roll) me! I know it's sounds crazy but that what it wants is me! Please don't let them replace me and have them take over my restaurant and have you for dinner. You know what the Horrors gonna do to me? They're gonna kill me in the execution with the executioner and serve me to Ripper the Killing Beast as Dessert! Don't worry, it's all in the act, but failing is real they will come after you and serve you as lunch for the Horrors. Now listen carefully, my mom hired one good Horror named Byron who can help us win the game. So, before we start the show I like to introduce you to "Byron The Horror" Mom, send him over!

Mom: I did, I send him over.

Derrick: Well then, where is he now?

Byron: Hang On, I'm coming!

(Byron the Horror Arrived, Music from the sword in the stone "beginning")

Derrick: OK! Come on down then! Hey there Byron how are you doing for the first time in this Goosebumps Restaurant?

Byron: Well, now that you have mention that I have never been in this place before and my brother in law (ptuii) I hated him take over everything so much that he will take over your place too.

Derrick: Yeah, I told the Audiences about all this Byron, we need you to help us. Audiences, we need other help too. We need something that is loony and disguise himself onto another person. Do you all know what it is?

Derrick: That's right! So Byron, say hello to "ERNEST P. WORRELL"! What do you think Byron?

Byron: Well, I think it's OK Derrick, but I have confessions to make.

Derrick: What?

Byron: There are a lot of Monsters from each play you make. How are you ever gonna stop them from coming?

Derrick: Well, Every Month, we have 2 play, 1 Invitation to Horrorland play, and at the end of the month is a game. Starting January 2015- December 2015 (Oh God Help Me!) I sent out additional characters on each play.

Byron: And what characters are they in? Hmmm?

Derrick: (Oh Crud) Well, there are 24 play we have. Right?

Byron: Right.

Derrick: So, by starting January 2015, we will be playing "Night of the Living Dummy" & "Revenge of the Living Dummy". I hired 1 hunter from "The Fox & the Hound"; I like you to welcome Amos Slade the Hunter who hated fox. So, Amos Slade, Come on down! Byron, this is Amos Slade. Amos Slade-Byron.

Amos Slade: Well I'll Be! You must been the Horror in Horrorland. I'll…

Derrick: (Holding a shotgun) Hold It Right There!!!

Amos Slade: Watch it! That thing's loaded!

(Derrick shoots at the sky until no bullets)

Derrick: Now it ain't loaded! (Throw the gun at Amos Slade)

Amos Slade: Dag Nabit Derrick that Horror was after my chickens!

Derrick: Now hold on just a moment! I don't believe it! Byron has never hurt a thing!

Amos Slade: You calling me a liar you blasted wolf! I saw what happened!

Derrick: What do you mean you saw what happened?

Amos Slade: I got it right here in my video that I caught on tape!

Derrick: (sighs) All Right, just hold on a moment while I tell my friend to get a cart with a TV and a VCR. OK?

Amos Slade: Ok.

Derrick: All right, Dado, could you bring me a cart with a TV and a VCR please? Thank you pal.

Dado: You're welcome.…HOLY MOLY! Is that Byron the Horror the one I read a book called "One Day at Horrorland", is it really him?

Derrick: That right dude. It is Byron all right.

Amos Slade: Enough of that! The Tape, Remember! You Said you are gonna see the Truth!

Derrick: All Right, All Right, Let see what Byron did this time. (All 4 watch Amos Slade's Tape)

Derrick: (Dado leaves the Stage) Ok? That what Byron did?

Amos Slade: Yes, and I'm gonna get him!

Derrick: Oh Yeah, Tough Guy, That temper out of you will not going ANYWHERE!

Amos Slade: Temper?! Temper I'll Show You Who's Got A Temper!!!

Derrick: BRING IT ON! (Derrick & Amos Slade wrestle on the Ground).

Byron: Oh Boy. I'm gonna watch a video again. (Byron watch a clip of a movie to see that it is him or not.) Oh My God, Guys, IT'S NOT ME ON THIS VIDEO!!!

Both: (Derrick & Amos Slade Stop Fighting) WHAT?!!

Byron: Look on the Screen, it's my Brother In Law!!

Amos Slade: Wait a Minute? You Mean You Did Not Do That?

Byron: Yes, Amos Slade, there is a different clothes that looks like me!

Derrick: Ha! In Your Face, Amos Slade!

Amos Slade: You mean, I blame the wrong horror? (Sobs)

Derrick: Amos Slade, are you ok?

Amos Slade: (Crying) Derrick, & Byron, I'M SO SORRY!!!

Derrick: Aww come on, buck up, don't cry, I feel bad too when I cry, so, we really need your help on the 1st play. So are you in?

Amos Slade: (Sniffed) You really mean it? You really need my help?

Byron: Yes, come on we really need your help.

Amos Slade: (cheers up) All Right, I'll Help You!

Derrick: That's Great Amos Slade, I'll tell you what 1st boss is. Ok?

Amos Slade: Ok.

Derrick: Great!! Now listen Amos Slade, You go in "Night of the Living Dummy" & "Revenge of the Living Dummy" Play. OK Amos Slade, GET RID OF THAT DUMMY!

Amos Slade: What Dummy? Are you calling me a dummy??

Byron: NO! The Dummy Is (Real Drum Roll Again) Slappy The Dummy!

Amos Slade: Slappy? What does he do?

Derrick: Well, Slappy is a dangerous dummy, he wants to make all those people of the world into slaves. You got all that information we give you Amos Slade?

Amos Slade: SLAVES?! I'm Gonna Blow His Head Up!!

Derrick: Whoa! Hold on Amos Slade, you can't just blow him up! Do you have any idea what will happened if you blow him up?!

Amos Slade: No.

Derrick: NO? Well you are about to find out! Byron, Tell Him What will happened if he blow Slappy up!

Byron: Oh No! This is bad. Amos Slade, If you blow Slappy up with that gun, he will become an Evil Soul of Slappy! Now you get all that?

Derrick: Um Byron, He has left already.

Byron: Well, Where did he go?

Mom: He went to blow Slappy up with a gun.

Byron: WHAT?

Derrick: Mom, How do you know all this?

Mom: Because he told me to.

Byron: Well tell him to get back over here!

Mom: You tell him yourself, he has a gun.

Derrick: Byron, she's right about this. Why don't we wait until Amos Slade gets back? OK?

Byron: (sighs) All Right, But if he doesn't come back, we're all in trouble.

Derrick: Oh boy, Well Ladies & Gentlemen, we will find out if Amos Slade will come back in one peace. In the mean time, enjoy the show about "Night of the Living Dummy" & "Revenge of the Living Dummy". In the end of 2 plays, we will find Amos Slade on our own. If you guys find Amos Slade, yell "AMOS SLADE" and we will catch him. If he kills Slappy with a gun, we are in big trouble and the Horrors will find a new target and that target is my mom. We got to find Amos Slade. He could be around in this restaurant somewhere. We need to find him before it's too late until then, Enjoy the Show!!!

Derrick: Well Folks, how do you like your 2 show? Ok. Byron and I are on the hunt for Amos Slade. Are you ready to find him, Byron?

Byron: I am now. We have to find him before it's too late!

Derrick: OK, I'm coming. Ladies & Gentlemen, We are now going to find Amos Slade. If you find him, yell out the same name I'm telling you about. All Right, We're off. Good Luck finding Amos Slade while we're gone. We're be back in one peace. Good-bye.

Slappy: Are they gone? Good. Ladies & Gentlemen, I Slappy will now make all of you my slaves. (Laughs)

Amos Slade: Oh no you don't! You're not going anywhere punk!

Slappy: And who the heck are you?

Amos Slade: I am Amos Slade the Hunter!

Derrick: Byron, I can't find Amos Slade anywhere.

Byron: Don't worry, we'll find him soon

Derrick: Did you hear something, Byron?

Byron: Yeah, I heard the audiences said Amos Slade.

Derrick: I'll tell them. LADIES & GENTLEMEN, WHAT DID YOU FIND?

Derrick: AMOS SLADE? YOU GUYS FOUND HIM? WHERE? ON THE STAGE? (Oh no) BYRON, THEY FOUND HIM!

Byron: WELL WE BETTER RUN AND STOP HIM QUICK!!

Derrick: HURRY BYRON, BACK TO THE STAGE AND QUICK!!!

Amos Slade: Now I got you Punk!

Byron: STOP!!

Derrick: DON'T SHOOT!!!

Amos Slade: What? (Accidentally shoots Slappy on the head) Oops!

Evil Soul of Slappy: You are going to get it! In 10 minutes, your mother is GONE!!!! (Laughs)

Derrick: Amos Slade, What have you done?

Amos Slade: I don't know.

Byron: Of Course You Know, You Let The Soul Out of the Dummy!

Derrick: Not only that, we got 10 minutes to save my mom, or she'll be gone PERMANENTLY! What do you have to say for yourself, Amos Slade?

Amos Slade: I'm sorry Derrick & Byron, but I got bored listening to Byron about the dummy. So, I killed it.

Byron: You WHAT?

Amos Slade: I did, and that's the whole truth!

Derrick: Of Course. Mom, How much time do we have now? Mom? Mom? MOM! THANKS A LOT, NOW I GOT NO MOTHER IN THIS RESTAURANT! YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP THAT EVIL SOUL ON YOUR OWN, OR I'M GONNA DIE WITHOUT MY MOM! GET MY MOM BACK OR ELSE!

Byron: Now you done it Amos Slade, Now how do we end the show without Derrick?

Amos Slade: There is no need for that, I got Derrick's mom back, and I catch the evil soul in this bottle.

Derrick: What? (Sobs)

Byron: He got your mom back and the evil soul is captured.

Derrick: Then that means, I can end the show?

Both (Amos Slade & Byron): Yes!

Derrick: In that case, Amos Slade.

Amos Slade: Yes?

Derrick: YOU DID IT! Great job Amos Slade. Thank You So Much for your help. Believe me I couldn't have done it without you. And Byron, Why don't you join us staying here and save the kids in January 2015- December 2015. What do you think?

Byron: Sure, I'll stay.

Derrick: Thank You Byron. OH. Ladies & Gentlemen, we will have a new character in the next play in February 2015. And don't forget to pay your souvenirs and pay to my mom right out the exit. You can come anytime until then,

Bye-bye!