Goosebumps Horrorland Adventures

Script 2

Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen, Introducing the man who thought the world is square, please welcome Christopher Columbus!!

Christopher Columbus: Oh my goodness, the navigation is so hard. Let's see I sail into India, and then I make a left, then oh when I get to Africa, she's an upside down. BUNCHA NAPPA!! My map isn't so stinker. How come a genius like me isn't so stupido? All the time I come up with something and then someone said, " Face it Chris! It's 1492, and the world still remains FLAT!!"

Derrick: No it is not.

Christopher Columbus: What? Who said that?

Byron: We did.

Christopher Columbus: OH! It's my friend Derrick. And who are you my friend?

Byron: The name's Byron. At your service.

Christopher Columbus: So tell me my good men, what brings you here?

Derrick: Well, we were about to talk to you about treasures.

Christopher Columbus: Oh, Really? Did you think you're going to start without me?

Byron: No, but we got ourselves a globe.

Christopher Columbus: Ooh! Mind if I take a look?

Derrick: Sure.

Christopher Columbus: What happened if I spin it? (Spined the Globe, "drumroll") HEY! I can't believe it! She's a…she's Round?

Derrick: Of course it's round. What do you think?

Christopher Columbus: I don't know, but your up with something.

Derrick: I got an idea! Why not if I tell a story?

Christopher Columbus: Yeah? What kind of a story is it?

Derrick: It's a tall tale about "Captain Ben One Leg".

Christopher Columbus: Yeah? What does he do, look for treasure?

Derrick: Maybe, but he protect it from someone who tries to steal it.

Christopher Columbus: Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go get that treasure!

Derrick: OK!

(At Sea)

Christopher Columbus: Ah, it's a great day at the ocean.

Derrick: Yep.

Crew 1: LOOK! A FISH!

Derrick: Where? I don't see it.

Byron: Over there, Derrick!

Derrick: Hold on a moment. (I bet its Ariel). Men, Get the boat! Columbus, You & Byron are coming with me.

All: AYE, AYE SIR

(On Life Boat)

Christopher Columbus: I don't like doing this, but I'll try.

Derrick: Of course you will. Just leave the talking to me. Ok?

Both: Ok.

Derrick: Good. AHOY THERE! WE WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU! ARE YOU THERE?

Voice of Ariel: YES!

Derrick: (I knew it).

Ariel: Ahoy there, Derrick.

Derrick: Ahoy There, Ariel.

Both: Ariel?

Christopher Columbus: Why hello there Ariel. Uh, what are you doing in the middle of the ocean?

Ariel: I live here. And you might be?

Christopher Columbus: I am Christopher Columbus. And what are you suppose to be? A fish?

Ariel: No. I'm actually a mermaid.

Byron: Don't mind him, I am Byron the Horror. How do you do?

Ariel: How do you do, Byron. What are you guys doing?

Derrick: We are going on the treasure hunt from Captain Ben One Leg.

Ariel: Captain Ben One Leg? I never heard of him before.

Derrick: Well would you like to come with us?

Voice of King Triton: ABSOULUTLY NOT!

Ariel: Uh oh! My father!

King Triton: Ariel! I expect you not to go near the humans!

Derrick: Whoa! Take it easy! I just ask a question.

King Triton: She is not…wait. Are you Derrick?

Derrick: Yes?

King Triton: Ok. What are you trying to do? Steal a mermaid?

Christopher Columbus: No!

Derrick: We are just asking if she can go with us.

King Triton: Hmm… well, where are you guys going?

Derrick: We are going on the treasure hunt from Captain Ben One Leg.

King Triton: Captain Whom?

Derrick: Captain Ben One Leg. You know, a pirate who died 200 years ago.

Byron: You didn't tell us that. Did you?

Derrick: Uh, no. I didn't.

King Triton: I don't care about all this, but you boys just go home!

Derrick: We can't do that.

King Triton: WHY NOT?!

Derrick: Because, if we give up or lose, we'll die and the horrors will take over.

King Triton: Ouch. Guess I can't sent you back home?

Derrick: Nope.

King Triton: (sigh) All right, one moment please.

Derrick: Ok.

(Ariel & her father are talking quietly)

King Triton: Derrick.

Derrick: Yes?

King Triton: I want you to take good care of Ariel for me.

Derrick: Great. Do we bring her back after we'll done?

King Triton: Yes you may. But, do you think I was too hard on you guys?

Derrick: Yes you were too hard on us.

King Triton: Well, I am sorry I did that on you guys.

Byron: That's ok.

King Triton: Ariel, I'll lift you up on a boat with them. And be careful.

Ariel: I will.

King Triton: Good-bye Ariel!

Ariel: Good-bye Father! I love you!

King Triton: I love you too!

(On a Ship)

Christopher Columbus: Ok Derrick, we got the tank ready for Ariel.

Derrick: Very good.

Byron: Derrick, It's almost time to start the show.

Derrick: Ok. Ladies & Gentlemen, we will continue on our journey after 2 shows called "Deep Trouble" & "Creep form the Deep". So enjoy the show. All right men, prepare to set sail!

All: AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!

Crew 2: LAND HO!

Derrick: I can't see in this fog.

Byron: Where?

Ariel: Look!

Derrick: Oh that's not land. that's a pirate ship. PIRATE SHIP?

Byron: Then that's means…

All: PIRATES!!!

(All in panic)

Captain Ben: Argh! Shiver me timber! We got ye right where we wanted!

(All tied up)

Derrick: Please, let us go!

Captain Ben: Not so fast, you landlubbers! You have cross the line to steal my treasure!

Christopher Columbus: Now, you got us all wrong. We were just on…

Captain Ben: SEND THOSE LANDLUBBERS WALK THE PLANK!

Derrick: Wait! What about Ariel?

Captain Ben: Aye, the mermaid I see, will be killed!

Ariel: No!

Derrick: Don't kill her, kill me!

Captain Ben: So, you think you can take her place ye matey?

Derrick: Yes. You can kill me.

Captain Ben: Done. (tripped on the soap) NO! I'M FALLING. AHHH!!! (Water Splash)

Christopher Columbus: Well done, Derrick!

Ariel: I knew we could count on you!

Byron: Great job. But, how are we going to take all the treasure?

Derrick: We can carry it.

Christopher Columbus: Well, can I have some of your gold please?

Derrick: Sure Columbus, it's yours.

Byron: Derrick, lets take Ariel back home.

Derrick: Sure. EVERYONE, BACK ON THE SHIP AND SET SAIL!

All: AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!

(Back on the stage)

Derrick: Whew! All this treasure gives me hungry. Columbus, maybe we can see you again sometime.

Christopher Columbus: Oh yeah, maybe so. You are right, the world, she is round, and I couldn't do it without you. FAREWELL MY FRIENDS!!

Derrick: Farewell Columbus! Ladies & Gentlemen, we are almost out of time, but that pirate is long gone. We will see you on March 2015. Until then, I'm Derrick.

Byron: And I'm Byron.

All: See you next time! Bye!