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Author's Note: Ugh, I have a splitting headache. I have a task to translate 14 pages of English to my own language. You may think that it is easy, but in reality it isn't. I didn't have much time plus even when I know what the English meant, I just can't find the right word in my fuckin' language! Translating is a real pain in the ass. Salute for those translators! Another Omake is finished. Hopefully you'll like it! This time it's Ibiki related.

Omake:

Ibiki glared sternly at the prisoner bound on the chair in front of him.

"I asked again, who is your hirer?" he asked harshly. The man whimpered, but still clamped his mouth.

Ibiki sighed. This was getting nowhere. He eyed at the broken shinobi in front of him. The man's fingers were broken, his arms were dislocated, and his face was rearranged. The interrogation squad has tried to make him tell his secrets since 7 hours ago, but the man still wouldn't talk.

A knock on the door to the interrogation room earned the Head of Interrogation department's attention. "Enter." 'Who the hell this was again now? Unless it was overly important, no one should interrupt any interrogation'

A flock of blond entered the room, and Ibiki's eyebrow rose. "Ah, Naruto-kun," he greeted the boy with a grin, especially when he saw the bottle on his hand. "You already finish it?" he asked eagerly at the darkish purple liquid. His 2 subordinates looked at him and the 9-year-old boy back and forth, wondering what their boss was doing with the Kyuubi's vessel. He seemed rather…close with the cursed boy.

"Yup. My new recipe. Just finish it 2 hours ago actually," Naruto glanced at the prisoner with an eyebrow. "I see you have a tough one here," he muttered.

Ibiki scowled at the captive. "Yes. He's a tough one indeed…"

"Care to test my potion. I need a guinea pig afterall. Free of charge for this bottle," the Konoha's shinobi smirked in a way that sent shivers to his subordinates (as well as the captive who appeared to be resigned with his fate).

"Of course," Naruto tossed the bottle lightly. A devious smirk was formed on his boyish face.

The huge shinobi caught it from the air easily and opened the bottle cap. Purple smoke exited the bottle, and small insects crawled inside the dark liquid. Ibiki scrunched his face curiously. "What does it do anyway?"

"Well, the plan is to have insects inside it crawled inside your body. Make a real pain inside too," he added cheerfully.

Ibiki squinted his face and observed the small insects inside it. The insects appeared to have sharp-like claws. The eyes were big and had tails too. He whistled loudly. He didn't want to know where the boy found these insects. "Thanks, I'll use it." The captive's eyes widened.

"Um…Ibiki-san, is it wise to use it to a prisoner when it is untested?" a Leaf shinobi came forward nervously.

"Nah. Beside Naruto-kun needs a guinea pig anyway. What better way to test this potion than to test it on a prisoner?" with that, his left hand cupped it the captive's chin and forced him to open his mouth. Ibiki poured half of the content of the potion inside.

There was no reaction for a minute and they were thinking that the potion has failed. When suddenly the prisoner' eyes widened and he coughed blood. He started having seizure and had breathing difficulty. Ibiki's assistants stepped back with a gulp.

Ibiki stayed silent for 2 minutes. "Now, tell me who is your hirer or I'll pour all of it inside you!" the man looked horrified by the news, but he still didn't talk. "If you be good and answered my questions you'll get the cure."

"I-My…" the man answered his question (with difficulties of course) and Ibiki asked another question. The process was repeated for 10 minutes until Ibiki was satisfied with his findings. "T-The cure, please," the man wheezed.

"Naruto-kun, where is the cure?" He asked.

Only to see the blonde boy shrugged in indifference. "I told you that it is my new recipe. I haven't finished the cure yet for maybe another day," the news flashed like a thunder to the prisoner who looked like he rather be killed than waiting and endure his pain for another day. "Don't worry, if my calculation is right, the insects wouldn't eat him alive for another day until they needed nutrients for their larva," the Leaf shinobis (except Ibiki) went green and wanted to throw up. That sounded worse than the Aburame's bugs!

Ibiki looked alarmed. "Larva? They won't spread anywhere, right?"

"Nah, that's the use of the liquid. The insects could only live near the liquid so you won't need to worry. I'll give the complete instruction how to use it to you. Damn, it works just like what I want!" he grinned.

"Uh, Ibiki-sama, what should we do with this man?" they looked at the writhing prisoner.

Ibiki and Naruto stared at each other for a moment before they shrugged simultaneously. "He just have to wait for the cure tomorrow, I guess," he said as if he was discussing the weather.

"J-Just k-k-kill kill me al-already," the man whimpered.

"Nah, couldn't do that, buddy. I'm a man of my words, I promised you the cure, and you will get it. You just have to endure for a day. Relax!"

The man was sobbing now as he wheezed in pain, murmuring something about how he wanted to be killed.

His assistants looked back and forth between their superior, the writhing prisoner and Naruto with shivers. They really didn't want to end the same like the man.

'Monsters' was the thought that run along the 2 shinobis' minds when they thought of Ibiki and Naruto.

End.

Part Eight

Naruto yawned widely, bored out of his mind. Today his genin team (Naruto suppressed a shudder for calling it his genin team) was supposed to do another measly D-rank mission. Though just like other days, Naruto sent his bunshin in his place to do his job while he was away training. There was no way, he, the vessel of Kyuubi, son of Yondaime (though most Konoha's people didn't know and the only ones who knew didn't know that he know) and shinobi extraordinary did a job as low as D-rank mission. It degraded his pride.

The only thing he did was to get to team 7's meeting place when his foxes sensed the silver haired jounin around and to arrive before his so-called sensei. The first few times he came, he was always being yelled at by the atrocious pink haired…teammate. Hmph, she was more like an expendable sacrificial lamb! Thankfully that stupid incessant girl stopped it after awhile. Though whether it was because she has given up or maybe it was because of the pranks he pulled out to make her life as miserable as he could without harming her (don't want to get an earful scolding from Sandaime, of course), he didn't know. One thing for sure was that she was never bored yelling at the lame reason that the jounin instructor threw at them. Hm… perhaps he needed to talk with sandaime about this. Preferably a cut of allowance. That way that jounin would (hopefully) didn't come late.

Naruto didn't know why he even bothered to come. Obviously he had sent his bunshin to do his assignment while he went back to his own training after team 7 received their mission scroll. Perhaps it was just his way respecting the deal he made with the Konoha's current leader. Afterall a promise is a promise, and he promised that he would become Konoha's genin even if he did it for his own sake not for this pathetic village that was called a hidden village which was wrong since it wasn't hidden in anyway at all. For Kyuubi's sake, the village was built on plain sight!

Very stupid for a shinobi village really.

"Naruto can't you do your own tasks instead of sending your clone?" Kakashi asked exasperatedly at the blonde genin beside him.

"Why? It doesn't matter anyway. In a way I am doing my job even if it is indirectly," the blonde boy shrugged as he walked away from the team after they received a D-rank mission: weed the garden. His clone that he has just left behind looked back and forth between him and Kakashi.

"These missions are supposed to polish your team work."

Naruto scoffed. As if there was teamwork to begin with. And this jounin wanted him to polish this non- existent teamwork? He must be crazier than he first thought. "I don't care about a god damn team work. Plus if you want talk about teamwork, perhaps you should come on time to the meetings in the first place. That way I might reconsider. Note that you've done nothing to make me and those other 2 brats stronger. Are you really a fuckin' jounin instructor? The way I see it when there are dangerous opponents those 2 would soon get their asses battered and hopefully get killed. They're lucky that at least I give them some…training."

Kakashi wanted to point out that it wasn't actually a training considering how many pranks Naruto executed inside his traps, but decided to shut his mouth. He had to admit that Sasuke and Sakura improved a little after facing those daily traps. The 2 genins were being more careful than they were 3 weeks ago, considering they had to predict whether Naruto put a trap somewhere to make their meeting more… interesting. Thankfully he hadn't built trap like the 3-layered trap he had built weeks ago.

The silver haired jounin watched as Naruto walked away from the rest of the team with a sigh. He felt like he didn't fit to be a jounin teacher for failing his sensei on teaching his son.

"Alright, let's just get this mission done," Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto clone followed him.

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Naruto panted. He stared at the opponent in front of him with a smile, not the kind of mischievous smile or the likes but a smile that looked as if he enjoyed what he was doing right now. In the darkness of the cave, 2 red eyes glowed from the shadow. The figure growled and it immediately ran at the blond in impressive speed that would probably took almost everyone off guard. But Naruto wasn't one of them. He jumped to the cave roof and planted his feet there. Naruto's eyes searched for his opponent in the darkness. He threw a kunai in the direction where he saw a movement there. The silhouette moved away from the kunai and it made a sound clang when it flung from the rocky surface of the cave.

"Kitsune bi," Naruto whispered before he breathed a blue flame from his mouth toward the silhouette. From the light of the flame he could see the some parts of his opponent's body. 2 furry legs crouched in the floor, as it was ready to jump away from the burning flame.

Naruto saw it jumped away and he directed the attack to follow it. It singed the opponent and it growled in pain. The figure planted its feet to the rocky wall and sent a green flame of its own toward Naruto. The genin's eyes widened and he hurriedly made a blue flame barrier in front of him. The green and blue flame met and it created a brilliant light that illuminated the cave.

His opponent let out a growl of annoyance out of its mouth when the green flame died out. 2 tails danced angrily around him. The blue flame shield was still there.

:"Oh come one, Kibi, I only singed some furs," Naruto said to his annoyed opponent. "No need to get serious!" The 2 tailed fox turned its face away from him.

Naruto sighed as he watched it sulked. "How about this…I'll give you a bunch of meat," its ears perked up and it turned his face to Naruto. It yipped in agreement. Naruto smiled. It was easy to make the 2 tailed fox demon happy when he offered food to him. "Wait here, I'll be back soon," with that Naruto went toward the cave's exit.

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The next day

"Aarrgggghh! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!" Sakura banged the table sandaime was currently using. She glared at the old leader who only raised an eyebrow at her behaviour. "Give us a better assignment, something more challenging! NOT some measly assignment like catching that cat! I swear if team 7 sent to catch that cat again I'll wring its neck for the trouble it caused us. Who knows that maybe that cat will actually feel grateful to get killed!"

Iruka stood up from his table. "Sakura, you should know that you're still a genin and you're not even a genin for a month!"

"But Iruka-sensei," she whined.

"No, Iruka, let her say what she wants," the Hokage waved him off. The academy teacher frowned, but complied with his superior's request. "Do the rest of you feel the same?" Hokage asked the rest of team 7.

Sasuke nodded in agreement causing Sakura to have hearts on her eyes. Carefully Sasuke took some steps away from her.

"Maa I don't really care," the silver haired jounin said without looking up from his orange book. A giggle escaped from his mouth.

"Kakashi-sensei you should give better example to your assigned team!" Iruka said, enraged with the inappropriate behaviour, but the jounin ignored him.

"What about you, Naruto?" Hokage asked earning the attention of others.

"If that meant that I can get out of this village for awhile I agree," was the blonde's reply.

Hokage frowned with his reply, but nodded. "I see…then I'll give you a C-rank mission."

"But Hokage-sama—" Iruka complained.

"I have decided it, Iruka," the chuunin nodded mournfully. "Your mission is to escort a bridge builder named Tazuna back to Wave country," a man entered the office. He looked like a haggard drunken man.

"My name is Tazuna, the super bridge builder," Naruto downed the rest of the introduction as he wondering how the man could coincidentally arrived just after his name called. He wondered whether the man stood behind the door for a long time until he heard his name called.

'Don't he have to take a pee or something?' Naruto thought. Of course he had known that there was a man behind the door, but his presence didn't seem threatening and sandaime surely knew about him, so he shut his mouth.

"What? This is my escort? They don't appear to be able to handle their mission, especially that blonde wimp!" Hokage cringed at the insult. A kunai whizzed Tazuna's hair and imbedded in the wall he was currently leaning on.

The super bridge builder gulped at the scowling boy. His eyes darted to his left and saw that some of his hairs were cut by the kunai.

"Insult me again and none will be able to recognize your corpse, not even your family," Naruto hissed hatefully.

The silence in the office was only broken by Tazuna's stammering reply. "Y-Y-Yes, yes," he nodded furiously.

"Naruto, you shouldn't do that to a client!" Iruka scolded.

The blonde genin rolled his eyes in annoyance at the pale teacher. 'Damn! He's still alive? And I had hoped that he would die from the poisoned kunai for the trouble he had gotten me,' Naruto thought as he realized that it was indeed Iruka. He didn't really pay attention when the man argued with Hokage. "Well, he won't be a client when I'm done with him," he smirked.

"Na—"

"Maa… maa… it will probably better for all of us if we go back to our own houses to collect things we're needed in our journey," Kakashi tried to avoid the possible bloodshed. He knew that Naruto could be dangerous when he was annoyed and he didn't want the younger shinobi to get killed because of his lack of understanding about Naruto. "Team 7 meet me in 15 minutes in the West gate. Dismissed!"

Grumbling, Naruto exited the office, but not before he gave a warning to Kakashi. "If you're even a second late, Hatake, I will give you a beating that you will NEVER ever forget! Remember that!" he slammed the door loudly that it shook the office.

"Is…is the kid always like that?" Tazuna asked nervously to no one in particular.

"…Yes," was the simultaneous reply from team 7, which make the Wave citizen became more nervous.

Hokage sighed, hoping that Naruto wouldn't kill team 7 and Tazuna in the journey.

TBC…

Well, that's it. I know that it's pretty short considering that I have been absent from writing for some weeks, but I'm still busy with my assignments. Infact I won't be able to write if not because today is a holiday for…eh…lemme see in the calendar first. Hmm… holiday for Isra Mi'raj, whatever that is, but I'm glad for the small break it gives me.

Read and Reply…You know what? I think I've just understood what R&R that many writers wrote in their stories meant. I have always wondered what it actually meant.