Goosebumps HorrorLand Adventures
Script 3
Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen introducing 2 heroes also known as 1 Restaurant Manager & 1 Horror from Horrorland. Please Welcome Derrick & Byron!
Derrick: Hello Everybody! Welcome to the…What's funny? Come on guys spit it out! Speak up! I like to joke as well the next fat pirate!
Byron: Derrick, you know they are laughing at us like that.
Derrick: What? (Both look at the table) Oops! I forgot we are having a picnic for Mad Hatter, March Hare, & Alice. Because I invite them over. (Oh Man. How Embarrassing).
Byron: So, where are they now?
Derrick: How should I know? They are coming 1 minute ago…
Byron: Wait, there they are and they're coming right now! (Beginning music of Alice in Wonderland)
Alice: Sorry were late!
Derrick: Oh that's not the problem. You 3 are just in time.
Byron: Indeed. Come on have a seat.
Derrick: (Looking for food to eat on the table) Here, do care to have…a jam sandwich everyone.
All: Thank You!
March Hare: So Derrick, do you have anything for today?
Derrick: As of matter of fact, yes I do.
Mad Hatter: Well, come come my dear boy. Do you have a story to tell?
Derrick: Why yes. Me & Byron talked about the "Monster Blood".
Alice: What is a Monster Blood? I…
March Hare: If you don't know what it is, you need a nice consecration.
Derrick: HEY! You don't butt in like that…
March Hare: (Pounding with a Mallet) I have an excellent idea. Let change the subject.
Derrick: Hey! What are you doing with that hammer? (March Hare bonk Derrick on the head with a Mallet) Ooh, I see a light. Good Night. (Fell down from the Chair and Knock out)
Byron: Oh Great. Now look what you done, you knock out Derrick! How could we start the show, if you keep bonking people with a hammer?
Alice: I'm very sorry about that. It just that March Hare using it all the time.
March Hare: The time? Who's got the time?
Derrick: Ow! That hurts! You want to know what time it is? Well, my watch saids it's time for the show to start!…
Mad Hatter: (Grab Derrick's watch) Well no wonder it time to start. Why this clock is actually 2 days slow!
Derrick: 2 days slow?
Mad Hatter: Course its time haha, my goodness. (Dipped the watch with tea 7 times and open it) we'll have to look into it. Aha, I see what's wrong with it. Why these parts is full of wheels.
Derrick: HEY! Don't do that! That's how it's supposed to be! Stop That! But you…
Mad Hatter: Butter, of course. We can use some butter. Butter!
March Hare: BUTTER!
Derrick: Wait butter?
Mad Hatter: Butter, oh thank you. Butter, oh that's fine.
Derrick: Hey! Don't put that butter on it! You get crumb in it!
Mad Hatter: Oh, but it's a very good Butter. (Splat the butter on Derrick's face) what are we talk about?
March Hare: Tea?
Mad Hatter: Tea. Oh I never thought of that of course. Tea (Chuckles).
Derrick: Hey! No! Not Tea!
March Hare: Sugar?
Mad Hatter: Sugar? 2 Spoons that's it. 2 spoons thank you yeah.
Derrick: Hey! Don't do that!
March Hare: Jam?
Mad Hatter: Jam, I forgot all about the chips. That show's you about anything.
Derrick: No! Not the Jam!
March Hare: Mustard?
Mad Hatter: Mustard, yes but…Mustard? Don't let be silly. (Throw mustard on the ground) Lemon nut tip of it. Ok, Now we need 1 more to finish it. What is Derrick talking about?
March Hare: Monster Blood?
Mad Hatter: Oh yeah, Monster Blood. I got a put it on Derrick's Watch.
Derrick: WHAT? Monster Blood? Don't put that on my watch!
Mad Hatter: There! That's should do it (Chuckles) (The Watch is now a Monster Watch) Look at that!
March Hare: It's a Monster!
Alice: Oh my Goodness!
Byron: Oh No! Derrick we better run!
Derrick: I agree to that! Mad Hatter, March Hare, & Alice. RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!! Ladies & Gentlemen, While we try to runaway from that Monster Watch which Mad Hatter put Monster Blood on my Watch which is now going to attack, but we'll find a way to stop that Monster Watch from attacking. You folks watch the play called "Monster Blood" & "Monster Blood for Breakfast" In the Mean time, Enjoy the Show! AHHHHHHHH! Wait 4 Me!
Derrick: Guys, where are you? Where am I? Oh, Hi there. Do you guys enjoy the show? Ok listen, I have 2 Questions to tell you am I? & 2. Where are my friends? Wonderland? I need somebody to open the curtain, but it's locked. What was that? What's going on?
Announcer: My Friend, it is time to begin.
Derrick: Hey! Who said that? The show has already started.
Announcer: Wrong Again, Derrick! The real party is about to start. Prepare yourself for your worst nightmare. Street from the castle of cards in Wonderland, The Queen of Hearts!
Derrick: Uh oh!
Queen of Hearts: Who is this man?
King of Hearts: Well, let me see my dear. It certainly isn't a heart. Uh, do you suppose it's a club?
Queen of Hearts: Why, it's a restaurant manager.
Derrick: Yes, and I was hoping…
Queen of Hearts: Look up. speak nice. AND DON'T TWINDLES YOUR FINGERS! Turn out your toes. Bowing. Open your mouth a little wider. And always say, "YES YOUR MAJESTY"!
Derrick: YES, YOUR MAJESTY!
Queen of Hearts: Now um, where you come from, and what are you looking for?
Derrick: Well, I'm trying to find my friends.
Queen of Hearts: YOUR FRIENDS?! ALWAYS I HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL!!
Derrick: Yes I know, but I was thinking…
Queen of Hearts: Bowing while your thinking. It's save time.
Derrick: Yes your majesty, but I was going to…
Queen of Hearts: I'll ask the questions! Do you play croquet?
Derrick: Hmm? One moment please. Ladies & Gentlemen, what can I say to the Queen of Hearts? Should I say Yes or No? Ok, thank you. Your Majesty.
Queen of Hearts: Yes?
Derrick: I would like to play croquet.
Queen of Hearts: THEN LETS THE GAME BEGIN!!
Derrick: Ladies & Gentlemen, we are now playing croquet, but if you see a Monster Clock, yell that name so we can…
Queen of Hearts: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!
Derrick: Uh, The Audiences your majesty.
Queen of Hearts: Audiences? Where?
Derrick: There, Right behind me.
Queen of Hearts: Ok. I must warn you my child, IF I LOSE MY TEMPER, YOU LOSE YOUR HEAD! UNDERSTAND?!
Derrick: Yes your majesty. Monster Clock? Where? Behind the…Oh no. YOUR MAJESTY, LOOK OUT!!!
Queen of Hearts: What? (got a bite from the Clock) YEOUCH!!!!
Derrick: OH NO!
King of Hearts: Oh Dear, Save The Queen!!!
Queen of Hearts: Someone had a roll for this, YOUR!!!! OFF WITH HIS…
King of Hearts: My dear, couldn't he have a trial, Um First?
Queen of Hearts: TRIAL!!
King of Hearts: Well um, just uh a little trial? Hm?
Queen of Hearts: Hmmm, Very well then. LET THE TRIAL BEGIN!!!
(After the trial, Derrick is Ready for his Punishment)
Queen of Hearts: Are you Ready Derrick for your punishment?
Derrick: Yes, I'm Ready.
Queen of Hearts: Well then. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
Derrick: Oh No!
King of Hearts: You heard what the queen said, off with his head!
Derrick: Now wait a minute, you can't have my head, GET AWAY FROM ME!!! Ladies & Gentlemen, If I can't make it out Alive, Tell Mom And My Friends that I love them all. Whoops! Miss me now you gonna kiss me. Oh NO Let me go! Please I don't wanna die, Wait a minute, Monster Blood! OK Folks, I am going to drink the Monster Blood and become a Monster! BOTTOMS UP! (Derrick drinks the Monster Blood) YUCK!! (Derrick is turning into a Monster).
King of Hearts: What's Going on with Derrick?
Queen of Hearts: He Must have drank something!
King of Hearts: OH NO, LOOK!
Werewolf Derrick: I am going to Kill YOU!! (Howls)
Announcer: Well, would you look at that, he's now a Monster!
Queen of Hearts: What do you mean he's a monster?
Announcer: I'll tell you what it is. So, Ladies & Gentlemen, Goosebumps is proudly presents the biggest, badest, werewolf you ever seen. His area is a swamp, well fever swamp of course, and his teeth is really bad to the bone. Please Welcome a werewolf has a name after Derrick, WEREWOLF DERRICK!!
Werewolf Derrick: Thanks Announcer. Now you die Queen of Hearts!!
Voice of Byron: Derrick, Wake up!!
(The Dream is Going Away)
Byron: Derrick, Come on, Wake Up!
Derrick: Byron? Is that you?
Byron: You have your Family worried, What Happened?
Derrick: Well, I thought we were talking about the Monster Blood, I got stuck in Wonderland…
Mom: You went to Wonderland?
Derrick: Yeah. I saw the Queen of Hearts and she is about to kill me.
Byron: And what happened? Did You Die?
Derrick: No. I Drink the Monster Blood, and I become a Werewolf. You Believe Me Don't you Announcer?
Announcer: Uh, Nope. Sorry dude. I don't know what's your talking about, but I do know that you & Byron need is to end the show for the next play in April 2015. So hurry up and finish the show. OK?
Derrick: OK. Ladies & Gentlemen, I don't know what's going on here, but what was become myself such as a Werewolf Derrick…
Byron: Enough of That! Let Go Home and we'll talk about you & that Monster Blood Later! OK?
Derrick: OK. So Ladies & Gentlemen, Me And Byron will see you in next month. However, we will Record Every Play on DVD. It cost $10 per month. If you miss a last month play, it is also on DVD too until then I'm Derrick.
Byron: And I'm Byron
Both: See you Next Time, Bye!