Goosebumps Horrorland Adventures
Script 4
Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen introducing a princess who can transform into a swan. Please welcome PRINCESS ODETTE!
Odette: Come on, where is that mail? Oh, hi Everybody! My name is Odette, and I am waiting for the mail to come. There he is now!
Elmer Fudd the Mailman/Hunter: I got a mail for Prince Derek & Princess Odette. Here you go madam. (Laughs)
Odette: Thank You. Have a good day!
Elmer Fudd the Mailman/Hunter: You Too!
Odette: Ok. Derek, we got mail!
Derek: Oh good. Who is it from?
Odette: It's saids…
Elmer Fudd the Mailman/Hunter: Oops! Miss, I almost forgot something! (Laughs) They are also a package for you.
Odette: Oops! Thanks for a reminder.
Elmer Fudd the Mailman/Hunter: You welcome. Bye!
Derek: So, what's inside the package?
Odette: I don't know, but I better get to Derrick and fast.
Derek: I'll go with you if you're in danger.
(Back at the stage)
Derrick: Where are they Byron?
Byron: I don't think…Look! They here!
Odette: Derrick, I got a package and I don't know what's inside.
Derrick: Well, I'll go get my mom to open it. MOM, COME OVER HERE QUICK!
Mom: What is it son?
Derrick: I need you to open a package for me. It will take 2 minutes or less.
Mom: Ok, I'll open it. Here you go.
Derrick: Thanks mom.
Mom: your welcome.
Odette: Well, what is it?
Derrick: It's a Haunted Mask.
Byron: You mean that Haunted Mask is in one of our play you make?
Derrick: Yeah.
Odette: And look, a card.
Derrick: Hmm. It's must have been somebody in green. Mom, do you know where I can find Mr. Toad?
Mom: He's at Toad Hall. Why?
Derrick: Because we need somebody to read it for us.
Mom: Ok, Good luck finding him.
Derrick: I will. Ok Guys, TO TOAD HALL!
Byron: Derrick, can you talk to the audiences first before we go?
Derrick: Sure. Ladies & Gentlemen, we are going to Toad Hall so we can find out who is it from. So now, here is play called "The Haunted Mask" & "The Scream of the Haunted Mask". So folks, Enjoy the show. HEY GUYS, DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME! THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE! WAIT FOR ME! WAIT!
Angus McBadger: Hmm. Smashed Fence, Damaged Lamp Post 4'6, Destruction of Hen House…Ugh! Ugh can an old man get myself a move on?! DIDN'T I TELL YOU…Ah, it's you lads. Thank Goodness! You're right on time. It's a nervous wreck.
Derrick: Angus, We need somebody to read a card for us. Have you seen Mr. Toad anywhere?
Angus McBadger: Well yes I seen Toad, but this time he's gone too far!
Odette: Did he just promise to everyone?
Angus McBadger: PROMISES? Ha! What gives an old man when this vile mania is put? Now look, you want someone to read the card. Are you not?
Derek: Yes.
Byron: It is very important.
Angus McBadger: Right Lads! You got to find Toad and stop him!
Derrick: Now what he's doing?
Angus McBadger: He's got a new mania! He is now somewhere in this building and trying to tease someone where you can't find him. With his horse named "Cyril".
Derrick: Ok. We'll find him. Hey Announcer, have you seen Mr. Toad anywhere?
Voice of Mr. Toad: Hello Everyone! You are very a good friends I was coming to see!
Derrick: HEY! WHO SAID THAT?
Voice of Mr. Toad: Oh, How stupid of me! You don't know where we are. Don't you? So, I want you all fellows to meet my noble's steed, Cyril!
Voice of Cyril Proudbottom: Aye hi, ha that's me. And presume doctor, and cerate, how do you do, how do you do, HOW DO YOU DO!
Derrick: Oh uh, How do you do.
Voice of Cyril Proudbottom: I say governor, you friends seem to be on a pity side or what.
Voice of Mr. Toad: (Laughs Quietly)
Odette: Toad, Derrick and I would like to talk with you if you come out here on the stage.
Voice of Mr. Toad: Oh! A visit. Splendid!
Derrick: Toad, we need your help. You need to read the card to see who is it from.
Mr. Toad: Read a card…Oh but my dear Derrick, this is my career! Surely you don't mean it.
Byron: He do mean it! You got to read the card.
Mr. Toad: NO!
Odette: You must!
Mr. Toad: No, I won't do it! And I can't listen to anybody!
Derrick: Ok, That's it! I can't take…I got it. All right Mr. Toad, if you don't read it, perhaps I can show you something new.
Mr. Toad: Really, What is it?
Derrick: Well, it looks like…THIS!
Mr. Toad: EEK! What is that awful thing?
Derrick: Do you know what it is?
Mr. Toad: No?
Derrick: It's a Haunted Mask. If someone wear this mask, it can…(Derrick kept talking, and Mr. Toad thought of something)
Mr. Toad: A Haunted Mask. Yes. What have I been missing?
Derrick: And that's how you wear a Mask. Uh Mr. Toad?
Byron: Derrick, I think he went on a new mania.
All (Odette, Derek, & Derrick): WHAT?!
Derrick: NEW MANIA? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
Derek: Odette, is it true?
Odette: It is. Derrick, what do you call the new mania.
Derrick: Well, I think it's a Haunted Mask Mania.
Byron: WHAT? THEN WHERE IS THE MASK?
Odette: I don't have it.
Derek: I don't either.
Derrick: I think I… Uh Oh! I think Mr. Toad steal the mask from us and scare everybody.
Odette: What can we do?
Byron: Easy, we need is a bait, someone has a yellow hair, someone has a locket of a swan, someone like…
Odette: What? Why are you looking at me?
Derrick: GET HER!
Odette: Now wait a minute, you can't do that. GET AWAY FROM ME! Ladies & Gentlemen, please I can't be bait; it has to be a mistake...Whoops! Miss me, now you gonna kiss me.
Derrick: GOTCHA! Ladies & Gentlemen, while we take Odette to be bait, I decide to have an intermission for 15 minutes. So, enjoy the intermission. Ok guys, let's set up a trap for Mr. Toad.
Derrick: HOLD STILL! Mom, Get the BBQ Sauce for me.
Mom: Ok.
Derrick: Can I use this rope on your neck for a second?
Swan Odette: I don't think this trap is gonna work.
Derrick: Oh don't worry, it will work. I promise.
Swan Odette: Ok, but I don't like it.
Haunted Mask: Nah, nah, you can't catch me!
Van Pelt: (Gun fired) YOU MISERABLE COWARD! COME BACK HERE & FACE ME LIKE A MAN!
Derrick: Uh Oh! We got company!
Swan Odette: What!
Van Pelt: COME BACK HERE! Hmmm. What are you doing here with a rope on your neck?
Swan Odette: Don't mind me. I'm just a swan.
Van Pelt: More like a talking swan to me. So, I have no choice, but to kill you.
All (Derrick, Byron, and Derek): STOP!
Derrick: ALAKAZAM!!
(Odette turned back into a human)
Van Pelt: WHAT THE…A GIRL?
Derrick: Please don't shoot!
Byron: We were trying to capture Mr. Toad!
Van Pelt: So the woman is bait?
Derek: No…I mean yes.
Van Pelt: I work so hard to kill a maniac, but you set that woman to be bait! Is that what you were doing?
Derrick: It's my fault that I…
Van Pelt: Don't move. Stand up woman. Get together of your friends. End of the line you 4, game's up, not a movement.
Derrick: No.
Van Pelt: Well, are you all 4 afraid?
Derrick: Yes we were, but we cannot lose the game. If we lose the game, all of us will die.
Van Pelt: (Laughs) Good lad. You finally act like a man. Who is that guy under that mask?
Derrick: That was Mr. Toad. He's wearing a Haunted Mask for a new mania.
Van Pelt: Haunted Mask?
Byron: Yes, a Haunted Mask.
Haunted Mask: What are you waiting for? Shoot Them!
Derrick: Yeah, well have this while you at it.
Haunted Mask: NO!
Mr. Toad: (Pull the mask out) What happened?
Van Pelt: Ok. You figured out how to stop it. Any last words?
Odette: Oh No. He's gonna kill us!
Derrick: Van Pelt, would you like to let us go. Please?
Van Pelt: you all 4 are not going anywhere.
Derrick: Ugh!
Byron: Derrick?
Derrick: WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? (Howl)
Announcer: Whoa! I don't believe it! He's a monster.
Byron: Derrick, is this what your talking about?
Odette: What's wrong with him?
Derek: I don't know.
Van Pelt: Oh god! What is that thing?
Mr. Toad: Announcer, do you know about that monster?
Announcer: I don't recall on that, but I'll tell you all. So, Ladies & Gentlemen, Goosebumps is proudly presents the biggest, badest, werewolf you ever seen. His area is a swamp; well fever swamp of course, and his teeth are really bad to the bone. Please Welcome a werewolf has a name after Derrick, WEREWOLF DERRICK!!
Werewolf Derrick: (howls) Guys, I shouldn't told you before, but you don't believe me.
Byron: Derrick, I am very sorry, it's my fault that I didn't believe you.
Van Pelt: Oh for god sake, I'm gonna shoot you all right now!
Werewolf Derrick: Not so fast! Why don't we have a battle?
Van Pelt: Ok, but 1 round only.
Werewolf Derrick: Very well. I'll go first!
(Battle over)
Van Pelt: You win, I surrender.
Werewolf Derrick: I'm not done yet. So, I will eat you up.
(Derrick killed Van Pelt)
Werewolf Derrick: Yummy!
Odette: Eew! That's Disgusting!
Werewolf Derrick: Sorry. I'm a werewolf, Remember.
Byron: Say, Don't you want to turn back to normal?
Werewolf Derrick: Sure. I will howl.
(He turned back with a howl)
Derrick: All right. Hey Announcer, now do you believe me?
Announcer: Yeah. I believe you this time. Can you finish the show?
Derrick: Sure. Ladies & Gentlemen, Byron and I are going to have Pizza for lunch. So, we will see you next month in May 2015. Until then, I'm Derrick.
Byron: And I'm Byron.
Both: See you next time! Bye-Bye!
