Goosebumps Horrorland Adventures
Script 5
Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen introducing a man with his puppet from the movie of Pinocchio. Please Welcome Geppetto!
Geppetto: Well now, He's almost coming and…Oh Hello everyone. I am Geppetto and I have a puppet with me. So, I wonder what time it is. Well Derrick should have been here by now. Derrick is coming? Oh Dear! I better hide.
Derrick: Whew! My Byron, we got some Pizza for dinner.
Byron: Yeah, but somebody is on the stage while we're gone.
Derrick: Byron, maybe Geppetto is on the stage. Hey, What That?
Byron: It's a puppet
Derrick: A puppet? Hmm? Geppetto, are you here on the stage?
Geppetto: Why yes I am?
Derrick: Well, can you stop hiding from us?
Geppetto: Is a Monster a good guy?
Byron: Yes. Come on out, we got Pizza.
Geppetto: Oh, uh Pizza you say?
Derrick: Yes. My friend Dado got it for us.
Geppetto: OK. I'm coming.
Byron: Derrick, We better eat the pizza before it became cold.
Derrick: Right, Lets Eat.
(9:00pm)
Geppetto: I wonder what time it is. It's getting late. Derrick & Byron, we better get some sleep.
Derrick: (Yawns) You're right, we need some sleep. Come on guys, we're going to bed.
Byron: Derrick, are you gonna talk to the Audiences?
Derrick: Oh yeah. Ladies & Gentlemen, we are going to bed and get some sleep. Geppetto is making a wish to the star. Geppetto, What do you wish for?
Geppetto: Well, I wish my puppet would be a real boy.
Derrick: Well, what is your puppet's name?
Geppetto: Pinocchio.
Derrick: OK. So folks, if you see something good, don't say anything. But if you see something bad, wake us up. OK? So the play will wait for 5 hours. So, Good Night.
(Blue Fairy arrived on stage)
Blue Fairy: Good Geppetto, you have a good wish on yourself it will make a dream come true. Little puppet of Geppetto, awake the dreams will fly.
Pinocchio: I can move. I can talk. I can walk!
Blue Fairy: Yes Pinocchio, but there is 1 problem you must handle.
Pinocchio: What? Is there something wrong?
Blue Fairy: No Pinocchio, you are in the Goosebumps Restaurant. There is 1 man and 1 monster that need your help, but you're in play #5.
Pinocchio: #5?
Blue Fairy: Prove yourself brave, helpful, and unselfish, and then you become a real boy.
Pinocchio: A Real Boy!
Blue Fairy: That's Right. Now remember Pinocchio, be a good boy, and always help them to win the game.
Pinocchio: Good-bye.
(12:00 Midnight. All 4 are sleeping)
Horror: Come on.
Byron's Brother in Law: This is the perfect place. OK Gang, whatever you do, don't touch anything.
Horror: I can't understand you boss.
Byron's Brother in Law: I said, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
Derrick: Who's There?
Byron's Brother in Law: It's me.
Derrick: Oh, it's me…WHAT? Geppetto, Byron, Wake up somebody is on the stage.
Geppetto: (yawn) What's going on?
Derrick: somebody is on the stage and I don't like it.
(All 3 look around the stage)
Derrick: It's here. I can smell it.
Byron's Brother in Law: Boo!
Derrick: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(Geppetto shoots the bullet in the air from screaming)
Byron: Hit the lights. Quick!
Derrick: Look!
Geppetto: Oh Pinocchio, how did you get down over here?
Pinocchio: I saw someone.
Derrick: Well guys, I…Yikes! Did he just talked?
Pinocchio: Yes.
Derrick: NO, NO, NO, NO!
Pinocchio: Yes and I can move too…
Derrick: NO, NO, NO, NO this can't be happening! Dado, Get 3 Bucket of Water and get your teammate quick! WAKE US UP, WAKE US UP!
(Water is on Byron, Geppetto, and Derrick to wake up)
Derrick: Thanks pal. Now we will see if he talks.
Byron: I agree with Derrick. So, come on, say something.
Pinocchio: Gee you guys are funny, I know you wake up.
All (Derrick, Geppetto, and Byron): YOU DID SAY SOMETHING!
Pinocchio: Yes and there's a Blue Fairy.
Derrick: The Blue Fairy?
Pinocchio: Uh huh and there's a conscious.
Byron: And a conscious?
Pinocchio: And then, I gonna be a real boy.
Geppetto: A real boy! It's my dream come true!
Derrick: It is? Well, I'll see what time it is. (12:30 am) Yikes! It's way late!
Geppetto: Well Then, lets get to bed, Again.
(7:00 am)
Pinocchio: Oh boy, Oh boy.
Derrick: Now hold on there Pinocchio. We need you to get ready.
Pinocchio: Who are those People?
Derrick: What, Oh Those? They're my Audiences at this Restaurant, and when this happens, all boys & girls can learn in School.
Pinocchio: Real boys?
Derrick: Yes. So, hurry up to school. Oh wait Pinocchio! Wait a minute. (Rub an apple for the teacher) Here's an apple for the Teacher, and turn around to see how you look in school.
Byron: Wait hold on Derrick, you forgot to give the book to Pinocchio.
Derrick: What, oh yes I forgot. Thanks Byron. Here is the book for studying. Whoa! Byron, where do think your going? Come Back Here! School is not for the Horrors!
Byron: Sorry Derrick.
Pinocchio: Bye Derrick, Bye Byron, Bye Father!
Geppetto: Good Bye Pinocchio! Good Luck!
Fox: Ah what a perfect day. A life is a splendid event. So, what can we see in this time of a day? (Almost about to Smoke) Well, Well. Stromboli! So that's a new show. So we need some money to do so. (Laughs) Hello there wooden boy so…Wait. A wooden Boy? Oh can you believe it. It is alive puppet without strings. So what can we do to that? Now let me see…That's it! Stromboli! Why if we can do that, we can be rich. Listen, we got to get that puppet on stage, so we can get money. Come on! Let's go! SHH! I can see him. Here he comes. Ah lets see the directions are on the other side of the Restaurant. Oh no I'm sorry! What was I thinking? Are you all right?
Pinocchio: I'm ok.
Fox: Ah Splendid! Well what do we have here? "Life discovery". Look uh…what is your name miss?
Mom: Brenda.
Fox: Ah yes Brenda. I get it, but before I continue on do you have any children with you? If so, what were their names?
Mom: Yes I have 2 Children and their names are Joshua & Derrick, but josh is not with us because he hates me.
Fox: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. So, Do you have any idea where I am now?
Voice of Derrick: YOU'RE IN MY RESTAURANT, YOU NINCOMPOOP!
Fox: Now who said that?
Mom: One of my children! And he's much larger than you. And very sly.
Fox: He is? Well, where is he?
Pinocchio: He's with Byron and my Father.
Fox: Oh. Well my dear Brenda, you got to be crazy. Living with a Monster and that kid's father Geppetto.
Mom: Well, maybe I am crazy.
Fox: Now hold on a moment. There's nothing to worry about all that stuff I said.
March Hare: Well would you like some tea with that, punk! (Hit the Fox with a hammer).
Mom: MARCH HARE! Don't do that!
Derrick: ALL RIGHT! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!
Mom: March Hare is back and I am going to give him 2 lumps right in the tea bag.
Derrick: WHAT! March Hare is back! How did he get in the play #5?
Mom: The Narrator put him in the script.
Derrick: Dumb Narrator. Well it supposed to be Pinocchio on it. Not Pinocchio & March Hare. By the way what happened to the Fox?
Mom: March Hare just bonk the Fox with the hammer.
Pinocchio: It's True Derrick!
Derrick: OK, That's It! Mom, tell my Friend Dado to kick that March Hare out of my restaurant and never come back. I'll help the Fox so we can continue on. Ok?
Mom: Ok.
Derrick: I need some help to pull the Fox's Hat off.
Mom: Ok I got his hat.
Derrick: Ok. On the count of 3, we'll pull a hat in a separate way. Ready?
Mom: Ready!
Derrick: Ok I'll lead. 1…2…3! Are you Ok Fox?
Fox: OUCH! That hurts on my head! What Happened?
Mom: The March Hare bonks you on the head.
Derrick: He came back from Script #3. He also bonks me on the head. Instead he knock me out cold.
Fox: Wow! That's What Happened?
Mom: Yeah.
Derrick: Mr. Fox, We need to continue on so we can put on a show.
Fox: Ok, But what kind of the show?
Derrick: Well, there are 2 plays called "Dr. Maniac vs. Robby Schwartz" and "One Day at Horrorland." You can talk to the Audiences to start the show if you like.
Fox: Do you even pay me?
Mom: Yes. With benefits and a 20% discount on our menu items.
Derrick: Even Souvenirs.
Fox: And?
Derrick: And you can be on stage as a third hero with me & Byron!
Fox: (Wow! Thank you lord) All Right! I'll do it!
Mom: 1 thing, I got work to do.
Derrick: EXCELLENT! Ok, I'll go back to my position, while you finish up part 1 to start the Goosebumps play. I'm counting on you!
Fox: Ok. Now where was I before I got bonked on the head by that March Hare?
Mom: You were talking to Pinocchio.
Fox: Oh yeah. Here is your book back.
Pinocchio: I'm going to school.
Fox: School? Ah yes a splendid place isn't it?
Pinocchio: Uh uh.
Fox: No? I'm speaking to the boy of the future! Here's a tip, you will be a star. And the hall of fame.
Pinocchio: Fame?
Fox: Yes! So come on now! Come far for the Future! But one moment please. Ladies & Gentlemen, I will take…uh what is your name son?
Pinocchio: Pinocchio.
Fox: Pinocchio to the Fame on stage for the first time ever! When we come back in part 2 on our play, here is 2 shows you will see is "Dr. Maniac vs. Robby Schwartz," & "One Day at Horrorland." So folks, enjoy the Show!
Derrick: Hi Folks did you like our show so far? Ok. Geppetto, Me & Byron are going out to find Pinocchio! Do you want to come?
Geppetto: No. I'm good.
Derrick: Ok. See ya later Geppetto!
Geppetto: Good-bye & Good Luck!
(The Bar & Grill)
Fox: Do you what Stromboli gives me?
Derrick: What?
Fox: I got plenty of money!
Derrick: That's it?
Fox: That's it. So Mr. Coachman, What do you have for us?
Coachman: Well, your name is Derrick, Byron, Fox, Brenda, And Dado. Is that right?
All (Derrick, Byron, Mom, Dado, & Fox): Yes!
Coachman: Ok. How would you all like to have some of my REAL Money?
Derrick: WHOA! That's a lot of Money!
Fox: Well, perhaps we could do a Shopping spree?
Mom: No! You're not taking me to Pleasure Island!
Coachman: No, No. Brenda. I'm not taking Grown-ups. You see…I'm thinking that you need some help from that March Hare that keeps hitting people with a hammer.
Derrick: Yes we do need some help.
Coachman: Ok. I'm going to talk to you, your mom, and your brother. So I'll do is…(Whispered to Derrick's Ear) And I think you and your family to play "Raw Deal 2."
Derrick: Ah Raw Deal 2. I like that…RAW DEAL 2!
Dado: Have You Gone Mad?!
Mom: We can't do Raw Deal 2!
Derrick: Yeah! We Work at the Restaurant!
Coachman: No, no, no. You 3 who work at the restaurant will have to play Raw Deal 2. You 3 have no choice, but to play Raw Deal 2 and if you win, you will win a trip to Dallas Zoo. But if you lose, you 3 will Automatically Lose the Mission and you will DIE! (Evil Laugh)
Derrick: But what year do we play?
Coachman: At the end of the year 2015!
Derrick: YIKES!
Coachman: Now! I got some opponents for you to challenge with. You 3 are on the hero side while the others are on the villain side.
Fox: Who is a 3-villain side characters?
Coachman: You will play against "Slappy, Mr. Slither, and Cuddles the Hamster.
Derrick: Oh Man!
Coachman: I will see you at the end of the year 2015. Until then, Cheerio!
Derrick: Ok. Mom & Dado, Go Back to your stations, thank you for coming to a meeting, I am very appreciated it.
Dado: No Problem Derrick.
Mom: I hope we will win.
Derrick: I hope so too. Ok Fox, take us out of here.
Fox: Ok. Ladies & Gentlemen, we usually ran out of time. So, we will come back for the next month's play. Until then, I'm the Fox.
Derrick: I'm Derrick.
Byron: And I'm Byron.
All: See you next time! That's All Folks! BYE-BYE!