Goosebumps Horrorland Adventures
Script 7
Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen, introducing a hunter from the movie sword in the stone, please welcome Sir Kay!
Kay: Quiet Announcer.
Announcer: Sorry dude. What are you doing?
Kay: Just trying to hunt some animals if I could.
Announcer: Ok, Carry on though.
Kay: Shut up…Aha. Here we go. That's a big animal. All right, I'm gonna shoot with my arrow.
March Hare: Hey you! Have some tea!
(Kay's arrow missed)
Kay: WHY YOU CLUMSY LITTLE FOOL!!!
March Hare: Oh now you wanna piece of me? Well come and get me!
Kay: If I ever…(tripped on the log) if I ever catch up on you, I'm gonna strangle you.
March Hare: Well don't expect me to do work. I'm going over to my boss.
Kay: Don't tell me you're going in there. They're a bunch full of wolves.
March Hare: Yeah, well I'm not scared. I'll bonk them all.
Kay: Go ahead! I ain't stopping you!
(Back at the castle)
Sir Ector: Well, Derrick hasn't come back yet. It's awful to say this but, we might start without him.
Kay: Look Dad. I'm not the wart's keeper.
Sir Ector: Well blast it all! After all today is Brenda's birthday and so do Derrick's birthday. So I'm responsible for it.
Alice: Hi guys. Where's Derrick?
Byron: How should we know?
Fox: Say, is that your sister?
Alice: Yes. But…
Byron: But what?
Alice: Well, She is mad at Derrick because she heard his stories.
Fox: Ouch! That's not good.
Derrick: Hi Guys!
Sir Ector: All right lad, what's the big idea going away without us?
Derrick: Sorry Sir Ector.
Sir Ector: Well, sorry is not enough. That's 4 morty minutes, 4 hours of a birthday party. You know why you got no chores?
Derrick: No.
Sir Ector: Because you're my friend, and the chores are for warts only. Report to Alice!
Derrick: Yes Sir! Hi Alice. I didn't see you coming here on script #7.
Alice: That's Ok. But I got bad news, I brought my sister with me, and she's mad.
Alice's Sister: Ah. You must be Derrick.
Derrick: Yes I am.
Alice's Sister: Mr. Derrick, I am angry of what you said to Alice.
Derrick: What did I do wrong?
Alice's Sister: For telling her about Monster Blood!
Sir Ector: Whoa! What's going on here?
Alice's Sister: You're friend Derrick, is a betrayal!
Derrick: Stop it! I'm not betrayal!
Alice's Sister: Somehow he killed Van Pelt when he become a werewolf!
Derrick: Van Pelt is trying to kill us!
Alice's Sister: And sometime he is a killer!
Derrick: OK THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA…I WISH I WAS A DRAGON!
Voice of Clarissa: Be careful what you wish for.
Dragon Derrick: AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Sir Ector: GAG ZOOGS!
Byron: Clarissa did this!
Alice: Look! Over There! The Goliath Horror!
Fox: What this? Guys, I Know how to calm Derrick down! Derrick, this is gonna hurt.
(Punch Derrick in the stomach)
Derrick: Thanks Fox.
Alice's Sister: What are guys doing? Helping him? I told you he's a killer
Byron: STOP IT!
Alice's Sister: What happened?
Byron: What?
Derrick: The Spirit is gone out of her.
Goliath Horror: You won't see the last of me! I'll be back!
Alice's Sister: Derrick, are you ok?
Derrick: No, but I'm ok.
Sir Ector: What was that all about?!
Derrick: I don't know, but somehow I made a terrible wish.
Byron: Well, sorry to hear that Derrick. Sir Ector, are you going to punish him for that?
Sir Ector: No, but I'll give him 3 morty minutes for that.
Kay: Beside, he's our friend too.
Alice's Sister: I don't know what's got into me?
Derrick: Miss, can you watch us practice for the tournament though?
Alice's Sister: I would, but I got a history lesson to do.
Derrick: Ok. Can I say good bye to Alice?
Alice's Sister: Of course. I almost forgot, here is a present for you. Good bye Derrick.
Derrick: Yeah, good bye.
Alice: Here is a shield. I hope it's come in handy.
Derrick: Thank You. Good bye Alice.
Alice: Good bye.
Byron: Derrick, are you sure your gonna fight?
Derrick: I'm sure. Ladies & Gentlemen, I am going to practice joust and sword fight. In the mean time, watch the play called "My friends call me monster" & "Be careful what you wish for". So now, enjoy the show.
(Morning)
Sir Ector: CHARGE! WAIT FOR AN ATTACK! GO FOR HIM! GET HIM WHAT YOU GOT KAY!
(Derrick & Kay Attacked)
Sir Ector: YAHOO! ATTA BOY KAY! NOW FOR THE SWORD!
Fox: GO DERRICK!
Byron: GO GET'EM
Alice: Derrick, Derrick! I need to speak with you!
Derrick: HOLD IT KAY!
(Kay still attacking)
Derrick: HEY! I TOLD YOU TO HOLD IT KAY! STOP!!!!!!
(Bonk Kay with a hammer)
Derrick: Whew! Now, what do you want Alice? I'm trying to practice here.
Alice: Oh Derrick, Its Curly the Skeleton! He got an army of Horrors with the executioner and some bats!
Derrick: What? How many are there?
Alice: 10 Horrors, 10 bats & 10 Executioners!
Derrick: But that makes 30! He outnumbered us!
Sir Ector: Derrick, I don't know I'm gonna say this but, I'll fight with you!
Kay: And that goes for me too!
Derrick: All right. Thanks Alice.
Curly: Derrick, I'm home!
Derrick: Oh no! Alice, RUN! MEN, ATTACK!
Curly: Let's bring the music!
(Super Smash Bros. Brawl Theme Song)
Derrick & Curly: CHARGE!!!
(Battle Over)
Derrick: Curly, Looks like I win again!
Curly: OOH! You are so strong! Here's a box for you, but don't open until August 2015! Got it?
Derrick: Got it.
Curly: Good, because I'll be back. SO LONG SUCKERS!
Alice: Derrick, are you guys ok?
Sir Ector: Yeah, we're all ok. Right Kay?
Kay: Yeah. I'm fine. How about you Derrick?
Derrick: I'm fine. Except, my arm has been bleeding.
Fox: So Derrick, do you want Kay & Sir Ector come along with us?
Derrick: Sure Fox, we'll take them along.
Sir Ector: That's my friend! But, do you want to finish the play First?
Derrick: Yeah. Ladies & Gentlemen, we got to get out of here in about 5 minutes. We are gonna find out what's inside that box. So now, I'm Derrick.
Fox: I'm Fox.
Byron: I'm Byron.
Sir Ector: I'm Sir Ector.
Kay: And I'm Kay, but call me Sir Kay.
All: SEE YOU NEXT TIME! BYE!