--ok so far I haven't received any new reviews and im getting worried and still going off my own ideas but I can't do that forever I need to hear your requests so if there is anything you want to hear them discuss let me know plz. Anyways I was looking at someone's profile and found the greatest thing ever I found a list of things not to do at hog warts and I must apologize but I took some ideas without asking--

-Harry, Hermione, Fred, George-

-Fred and George are laughing at two pieces of paper that are completely identical-

Fred & George what is so funny

We just got our detention forms back

Yea there amazing

What did you 2 do this time

Well first no offense Harry but we asked Mcgonagal if it was legal for us to put a life insurance policy on you ( relax it was a joke of course)

Are you serious that's hilarious

Yea then later while Jordan was asleep we painted the dark mark on his arm

Y would you mess with Jordan like that

It was funny well anyways so Mcgonagal was all upset and sent us to see Dumbledor

Serves you right

Let us finish, well on our way to dumbledor's Snape caught us singing "we're off to see the wizard" lol

No way you didn't you guys seriously

Yup well then when we got there the first time we-

You went more than once

Well yea we had to return the sword

You took Griffindor's sword

We'll get there anyways the first time we were there I asked Dumblydor if he would show me the pointy hat trick while George stole the sword and hid it

Then he showed us the trick lol it was hilarious he was totally enthusiastic about it to. But anyways we had the sword so we started to patrol the halls with it

Did you get caught

Yup by Umbridge

NOOOO

Haha yup it was awesome we were all like "unguard" and she disarmed us wit expelliarmus

Yea and gave us detention for the rest the year which will be awesome

Anyways we went back to Dumblies to return the sword again he was amused at it

So we were sent to divinations for class which George being clever as he is decides to cheat

I know im gonna regret this but how did you cheat

I brought a magic 8-ball with me

OMG r u serious no way wat did she do

Well I can sum it up in 6 words "were off to see the wizard"

But this time instead of singing we snuck threw the halls making up our own secret agent theme music

Mcgonagal got us this time it was hilarious we got to the climax of the song turned a corner and scared her so bad she droped her wand

Awesome

Yup well as we were heading with her to Dumblies we decided to have a light saber duel with our wands( Mcgonagal wasn't amused Dumblydor was however)

Then when we left we remembered that Remus's birthday was coming up and asked if Mcgonagal thought a flea collar would be appreciated for his "special time of the month"

That's not funny you guys

I think someone else is on her special time

What's that suppose to mean

Nothing

Anyway so of course she didn't think it was funny either

Hey Fred look at the time

Yesssss-fist pumps- time 4 detention

How does that make you happy

U'll see when we get back

OMG wait till we get back from Umbridges

Peace

Later

-They skip off together singing "were off to see the wizard" again laughing the whole time-

That was weird

No that was hilarious bye

What k im goin too

-they both head for the dining hall, harry making up secret agent theme songs the whole way-

--I hope you liked it but as I said im dring up on ideas plz review--