--it's like 1 in the morning and I have decided to pick up right after fred and georges detention--
-Harry, Hermione, Fred, George-
-Fred and George walk up to Hermione and Harry and show them their hands-
OMG what did you do to your hands
Well Umbridge had us doing her special lines so instead of writing "we will not sing music from "the wizard of OZ" we wrote "told you we were hard core"
It's like an awesome Tattoo and we have all year to finish them
And I thought there was nothing left for you guys to do
Wrong Harry boy tomorrow I'm gonna ask snape how to make skin lotion and Halloween I'm dressing as you-know-who.
Nooooo nonononononononono
What's wrong Hermione to far
A little
Good then it's worth it. Also would you like to join our Poole
Your what
Our betting Poole every year we take bet's on whether or not the D.A.D.A teacher will survive the year
10-to-1 odds she stays and 2-to-1 odds she leaves
I'm not doing that
100 Galleons she gone by end of year
Deal
Harry
What might as well make money off her
Hey you guys wanna pass out flyer's with us
Yeah tomorrow is national "hug a slytherin day" I call malfoy
OMG are you serious
Serious as a hernia
Yea plus we need to find seamus we think he stole out lucky charms that frickin' leprechaun
We should have him lick Neville's toad
I'm goin to bed before I go crazy from this non sense
Right behind yea
-they run away to there rooms while fred and george start passing out "hug a slytherin day" flyer's to everyone in the common room-