--Alright well im back its been awhile since i last update i recently moved back to ohio and havent been on the computer in awhile well this chapter i got the idea from my first reviewer thanx for the subject well heres my best shot at making it work for her--

-Harry,Ron in transfigurations, yes despite being caught before-

yo harry

Ron seriously notes didnt we already get caught like two weeks ago for this

dont worry mate Mcgonagal has no idea whats going on its alright

I highly dought that Ron wait shes looking at us

it's ok she cant see the paper

Ummmm why is she raising her wand... why is she pointing it at us, Ron i think she's going to-

-Mcgonagal then turns both ron and harry into quills and tells them if they ever write notes in her class again they will stay like that for the rest of the day-

-later that day in the common room, joined in by Hermione,Fred, George

I told you too that notes in McGonagals was a bad idea

Thanx but you were the one who started it remember

Yea hermione its all your fault

Now ronny what you all steamed about

Looky there george rons hair line has disappeared hes all one shade of red

Hes mad because we got turned into a pair of quills by Mcgonagal and left like that all class

Are you serious thats awesome George remind me to shake her hand tomorrow for giving me the best mental image ever

Indeed fred that has to be the single greatest thing ive ever read-they both fall to the ground in a fit of laughter-

Its not funny you two all; i could think about afterwards is dipping my head in my ink bottle and writing with my head

-this brings on another fit this time including harry and hermione-

ron are you serious i didnt feel like that i just wanted to write to people

Personally i think you two deserved it after she had warned us the first time but atleast you didnt get detention for it

I would have welcomed detention atleast then I could reguest umbridge and get a sweet tattoo like fred and george

Yea ron something like 'told you i write notes'

Yea ron your super hard core watch out george he might ink you to death

naw more like tickle you to death with his feathery end

dont wory guys if he gets too mad just dump some ink on him and he'll right you a very angry letter with his hair

yea full of metaphores and similes

and a hyperbole or two-and the laughter continues again at rons expense-

thats gonna be a very scary letter fred we better watch out

yea thats got me shaking, shaking with laughter that is

thats it im out-Stomps off for the boy's dormatory and trips over a chair on his way-

wow you guys see him go down he likes to trip alot

omg i know he never watches were hes going maybe he should write his feet a letter instead

Yea 'dear feet, im very upset with you why can't you watch where im going'

yea like' why do you have to make me fall all the time between you and my ink stained hair i look like a clown'

-more laughter follows this-

OMG thats too funny i got 2 go to the bathroom guys see you later

yea i should go to bed soon im meeting hagrid to help with his infestation

what kind of infestation

bed bugs

omg really what kind

tickler harpies

what

there very small harpies that well tickle you so you cant sleep

ok now thats awesome we need some for some new stuff to make

indeed we do you thinking what im thinking

yes lets go-they run off laughing mischivously-

wait no darn not againleft alone well im gone

-hermione walks off to bed not looking forward to fighting tickler harpies in the morning-

--well there you go i kinda wondered off from the beginning idea but i kinda got on a roll hope you guys enjoy it great to add a new chapter still looking for fresh ideas from zany fans i have so please review or even message me anything you want--