--ok im finally updating again sorry it would have been sooner but i have lost this file twice now and im hoping to get through this chapter problem free. anyway ive got some reviews and a couple ideas still looking for more and also just general reviews anyway this chapter was inspired by my bff Pigeon thanx anyway time to get to the actual chapter already--
-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George in lunch-
What is this
Spork
A what
A spork its a combination of a spoon and a fork
Ok and why is it here instead of my spoon and fork
Dobby
What
Dobby did it
How
Oh i heard about that
Apparently he made all the dish washing house-elves tell Dumbledor they were tired of so many dishes
So his solution was sporks
Yup
And why
Well there disposable so no more silverware to clean
But where did he get so many
Sam's club
Are you serious i love that place i had someone bow to me there when i was eight
Wait hermione how do you know all this
I went with Dumbledor when he bought them he rather loved the store
Why did he take you
Because ron i am the oldest Muggle born here
Why didn't i go
he thought you would draw attention from wizards
That does tend to happen harry-Starts bowing at harry's feet-
Yes it does your majesty-Joins fred-
Quit it you guys people are watching
Dumbly finds it hilarious
Yea Dumbledor has a weird sense of humor and shopping habits
How
He bought a 100 pack of tube socks
No way
Are you serious
Yup i had to talk him out of getting two packs
Well we know what to talk to him about today
You guys talk to Dumbledor
Yup harry everyday
Why
He loves us were his favorite students cause were funny
Well funny lookin atleast
That's definitly the truth
He finds everything we do funny i mean he even approved us putting up those national hug a slytherine day posters remember that
You giving Malfoy a big squeeze was pricless
That was a good one
Yea snape wasnt happy when i hugged him though or when dumbly did
Wait dumbledor actually hugged snape also
Yup it was awesome to watch i took a mental image
Hagrid hugged malfoy and snape at the same time
OH my that had to have hurt oh speaking of hagrid i promised to help him today
With what
Bed pixies
What
There little tiny pixies that live in your bed and tickle you when you are just about to go to sleep poor hagrids been sleeping with fang just to get any sleep at all- she heads off towards the front door-
Umm guys lunch is over were the last ones here
OH umm well better leave
-they all get up and walk away with fred and george walking ahead of harry bowing continuesly saying "yes sir as you command sir"-
--well finally it's done i hope you liked it took me forever please review and let me know how it is after trying three times to get it done and also ideas plz-