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"What do you mean do you get to choose to have a little baby brother or sister
"What do you mean do you get to choose to have a little baby brother or sister?" Lily asked her daughter sounding worried about what she had seen the night before.
"Well, I saw mum and Uncle Severus doing what I saw Charlie and Tonks doing a few weeks ago. When I told Mrs. Weasley about it, she told them that she didn't want to be a grandmother just yet after they were caught red handed in his bedroom," Jamie answered her mum who looked shocked, while Sirius looked outraged.
"Honey, what your Uncle Severus and I were doing wouldn't give you a baby brother or sister," Lily tried to reason with her daughter.
Jamie looked disappointed at the news that she wasn't going to get a baby brother or sister.
"What exactly were you and Severus doing anyway, that would even make Jamie think that she was going to get a baby brother or sister?" Sirius asked her curious if she would even think about cheating on James.
"I'm not going to answer that one in front of the kids."
Harry and Jamie looked on at this interchange very interested to see what would happen to Uncle Severus, when Lily opened up her purse and handed Remus a twenty pound note. "Here go and take the kids out for pancakes, while I go ahead and talk with Sirius and Severus."
The kids groaned and protested at the news that their mother wanted them out of the house for the juicy part.
"Why do we always have to miss the good stuff? I want to see if Uncle Sirius is going to fight Uncle Severus," Harry protested.
"You don't need to see this, and besides you're too young to even hear about what they're going to talk about," Remus answered Harry.
"I'm not too young I'm now eight years old and will be going to Hogwarts soon," Harry protested.
"Don't you want to go out for pancakes, since you don't eat them that often," Lily tried to plead with her children.
"No, we want to stay here where all of the excitement is. This is better than what we could even see on the tele," Harry told his mum.
"You don't have a choice in the matter the two of you are going with Remus for pancakes," Lily ordered her children while pointing towards the front door.
Harry and Jamie reluctantly followed Remus out the front door while looking backwards at the three remaining adults. After Remus and the children had left, Lily turned around to face both Sirius and Severus.
"Look I know what you're thinking, but the only thing that Severus and I did last night was snog and I stopped before it got too far. I don't know where Jamie got the idea that babies come from kissing, I probably need to sit both her and Harry down and explain where babies come from," Lily told Sirius who still looked like he wanted to kill Severus for even snogging Lily.
"How could you do this to James, I thought that you still loved him?" Sirius asked her sounding interested in how she could snog Snape when she was still married to James.
"I do, but I love James like a child now and I also love Severus. I love him like I used to love James and would probably still love him if it weren't for the attack on him,"
Severus brightened up at this declaration of love from Lily, even if it was in front of one of his worst enemies.
"I can't believe you, you promised to be with James for better and for worse, now it's for worse and you decide that you love someone else," Sirius pointed out that fact to Lily. "Its not like I intended this to happen, besides its not James is dying from cancer or some other horrible disease. Right now he has the mind of a child and will always be that way, no matter what muggle therapies that he receives,"
"I don't care he's still your husband and besides I don't see what you see in Snivellius anyway?"
"Well, he can be tender when he wants to be besides he was the one who first introduce me to the magical world in the first place. If I were back in America I probably would of divorced James anyway in order to protect our assets," Lily informed Sirius.
"If you want to divorce him so much, why don't you. I'm sure that no one would blame you for divorcing him anyway since he's such like a child," Sirius remarked back at her, while Severus looked uncomfortable with the entire interchange.
"I think that I better go now," Severus told Lily while trying not to look nervous as he left Lily's house.
"I won't divorce him, besides you should know the laws that even if I did divorce James, I still wouldn't be able to marry Severus until James died. Besides, what would the children think if I divorced James after all that we've been through," Lily answered Sirius hoping that he would be satisfied with her answer.
Sirius seemed to be satisfied with her answer for the time being even though he still didn't understand why she could cheat on James with Snape anyway. Of course, there was no way for him to understand what she was going through completely because he never had to see a loved one in James's condition other than James.
"One thing that you ought to know about the baby thing is that for both Christmas and her birthday Jamie's top two wishes were that her daddy would get better and that she would have a baby brother or sister to boss around like the older kids boss her around. If she even saw me kissing Severus, that she sees him as a way to get a younger sibling," Lily informed Sirius who immediately felt bad for the youngest Potter who never even had a chance to know her own father.
A few minutes later Remus returned with both Harry and Jamie who were disappointed that they missed their Uncle Sirius fighting with their Uncle Severus.
"Harry and Jamie, we need to talk about where babies come from, so that there won't be misunderstandings about mummy having another baby anytime soon," Lily told her two children as they were getting settled in the living room.
"Do you know where babies come from?"
"Sure we do, mummy they come from their mummy's tummies and their daddy gives her his baby making juice in order to put one in there," Harry answered.
"Did Severus give you his, since daddy can't make any more babies so that I could have a baby brother or sister?" Jamie asked her mum who looked embarrassed at this question.
"No, what we were doing doesn't result in a baby being born. You can't have a baby when mummy and daddy kiss or snog each other, so I won't be having a baby anytime soon. Do you understand what that means?"
"Yes it means that I'm always going to be the baby and you'll always see me as your baby like Mrs. Weasley does Ginny," Jamie answered her sounding upset that she wasn't going to get a baby brother or sister to boss around.
"Not always, who knows maybe after your father dies and I fall in love with someone else and marry them, then you might get a baby brother or sister, but not until then."
Jamie looked hopeful at this and remarked, "Hopefully daddy will die soon and then you can marry Uncle Severus and have lots of babies with him,"
At that Lily looked embarrassed while Sirius looked mad that his youngest godchild would even wish that her own father would die.
"Hopefully daddy won't die for a very long time; I know that he would love to see both of you graduate from Hogwarts."
Jamie looked disappointed at the fact that she might not get a baby brother or sister for a very long time if at all. At that point, Remus interrupted them, "Its time for us to go if we want to spend the whole day together and besides your mum needs to get ready for work,"
Lily looked relieved at that news since she didn't have to be questioned any further about her feelings for Severus.
