Neko: Hey people! I noticed that I've been updating a lot, It's mostly because, 1. I want to get this story going, and 2. The wonderfully evil reviews that I've been getting! I will try to update at least every Saturday.

Bakura: Why do you always choose ME to do the disclaimer?

Neko: Because you're my sweetykins and I love you! Now do the disclaimer.

Bakura: Fine, but call me sweetykins again, and you'll wake up in the shadow realm.

Neko: Love you too!

Bakura: (grumbles) Neko doesn't own Yugioh, as much as she wished she did.

Neko: One more thing before the story begins; one of the comments says I submitted it, but it wasn't me. It was submitted by my sister, on my account. So I will change it to her Fanfiction name. Now on with the story!

Neko walks into the room, and looks around confused.

Neko: Where are Malik and Marik?

Yugi: They're still in the closet… also, Tea is still dead.

Neko: Oh. (Snaps fingers)

Marik and Malik come tumbling out of the closet, still naked.

Everyone: Bwaah! (Covers eyes)

Malik: (sitting up) Why look away? I'm the sexiest guy in here.

Neko quickly gives Malik and Marik some clothes.

Neko: well, I wasn't going to bring back Tea, but I suppose she has to be here for other reviews. (Waves Hand)

Tea appears in the room, and immediately goes to sit by Yami.

Yami: What the hell?!?!

Tea: Did you miss me, my sweetums?

Yami: Hell no I didn't miss you, now stop! You're getting your germs all over me!

Neko: (Makes Tea stop cuddling Yami, and tying her to a chair.) There.

Tea: (struggling) No! My Yami!

Yugi: Stay away from my other half you Bitch!

Joey: (pats Yugi on the back) I didn't know you had it in you dude!

Everyone: (gasps)

Yami: O.O Yugi…

Mokuba: What's a bitch?

Kaiba: finally looking up from his computer) Mokuba, don't ever say that. Don't listen to the goons.

Mokuba: Yes big brother.

Neko: Ok… I think that's enough drama for now, at least till we break out the reviews!

Everyone: (groans)

Neko: On to the reviews!

Brimaster10

Characters, prepare to begin torture!(along with some gifts)

Lets Begin

Bakura: 200,0 pushups!!

Kaiba: I take away all of your blue eyes white dragon cards!

Mokuba: Enjoy a PSP, games for it, and a churro (enjoy!)

Yami: Shave your head bald!(evil laugh)

Yugi: Dress as al ittle girl and and get a mohawk!

Ryou: Enjoy a 3 dozen box of cream puffs

Malik: hand cuffed to a chair(very heavy chair)(evil laugh)

Marik: Rape chair Malik is handcuffed to

Joey: Limits food supply to brussel sprouts!

Tea: has to become any insult given(evil laugh)

Tristan: Has to dress up like barney(suits his voice)

Grandpa: gets kicked out of the group

Can you bring in freaky fish guy?

ALL OF THE THINGS YOU HAVE RECIEVED YOU DESERVED!

Neko: My sissy!

Everyone cringes at the mention of torture, but they brighten up when gifts are mentioned.

Bakura: WHAT! I'm not doing pushups for some dumb fan girl!

Neko: (stares at Bakura sadly) Sorry Kura', it's the rules.

Kaiba: Just do the F***ing pushups already!

Bakura: (mumbles) Can't believe I'm doing this. (Starts pushups)

Mokuba: All right! (Smiles as a PSP appears in his hand, along with a churro) Thanks!

Neko: I wish I had a churro. (Waves hand) and now I do! Man, I love being the authoress!

Yami: (reads next part) NOO! I AM NOT GOING TO BE BALD!

Neko: Oh Yami, don't be a spoilsport.

Yami: But this is my chick magnet!

Marik: What Chicks?

Neko: Fine, I'll do it for you.

A razor appears over Yami's head and shaves all of his hair off.

Yami: (Runs over to a mirror) NOOOO!

While Yami is patting his now bald head, everyone snickers and stares at Yugi.

Yugi: What? (Looks down at his clothes and see's a pink dress) WTF?!?!?

Everyone bursts out laughing as a Mohawk cuts itself from Yugi's hair.

Yugi: No! Hide me!

He runs into a closet and shuts the door.

Ryou: (smiles as he receives the cream puffs) Mmmm, my favorite! (Smiles at the reviewer) Thank You!

Neko: (Reads next comment) Tea is using that chair. I guess I have to free her.

(Tea is untied, then pasted to a wall)

Malik gets handcuffed to the chair)

Malik: (winks at readers) You could call this fan service.

Neko goes over to the door and attempts to hold back all of the screaming fan girls.

Marik: Malik, you belong to me only, don't go around advertising.

Neko: (reads next comment, and chuckles) Don't worry Marik, here is your chance.

Marik: SCORE!

Everyone tries their best to ignore the two as Marik undresses.

Joey: Send into a different room, would'ja please?

Neko: (chuckling) sure.

Everyone sighs in relief as the two are put into a different room.

Neko: Joey it's your turn. (Reads comment0

Joey: (on the verge of tears) No! Not brusselsprouts! Anything but that!

Neko: You heard the reviewer Joey. (Waves hand, and a plate covered in brusselsprouts appears in front of Joey)

Joey: (shrugs) Oh well. (Pops a brusselsprout into his mouth and chews) o.o they aren't bad!

Everyone watches as Joey scarf's down the worst food on the planet.

Neko: Ok then… Tea it's your turn.

Tea: This better be good!

The comment is read.

Tea: What the f*** is that supposed to mean?

Neko: (snickering) Shut up Tea! You're a cream pie!

Tea: What… (Everyone watches in amazement as Tea turns into a cream pie)

Ryou: Quick, throw it in the trash!

Everyone gasps and looks at Ryou.

Ryou: what? She was starting to get on my nerves!

Bakura: For once, you're not a complete failure.

Neko: Tristan is next!

Tristan: (in barney suit) What do you mean, suits my voice? I don't even know who Barney is?

Everyone laughs as the notice that it is true.

Neko: (Giggling) Ok, grandpa, your next. (Reads the comment)

Grandpa: Wha… (Disappears)

Yugi: Noooo! Grandpa!

Neko: who cares? He was going to die anyway.

Bakura: (finishing pushups) Heh heh heh, I agree with you there.

Neko: (groans as she reads the next comment) Great, an abridged series reference. Now I have to do this.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH THE ABRIDGED SERIES!

Everyone stares up at the ceiling.

Yami: where did that voice come fro…

All of the sudden Mako Tsunami appears in the room.

Mako: I am NOT a freaky fish guy!

Neko: Enough Abridged series references!

Mako disappears in a puff of smoke.

Everyone: O.O

Neko: Sorry about that. .

Lets just get onto the next review then!

Wolf the Stalker of Bakura

Hey thanx! Wolf's my nickname and well...yea. I have like over 300 pics of

Bakura on my computer so I suppose i stalk him.

So is Tea dead? If not WTF BAKURA U SUCK!

...oh wow that was like a death wish! My bad. O.o

Oh and I have a question for Tea.

Note: If she is dead I hereby use reborn the monster (because she is a

monster anyway) to bring her back to answer my question.

Hey Tea...whats up with you practically throwing yourself at Yami? I

mean...dude hes like 30 years old. (for now we will ignore the fact that i

stalk Bakura because the fact that he is evil and sexy rules out the fact that

he is 30...why? Because I said so).

Neko: Hey Wolf! Nice to see you again!

Bakura: Not you! Stop stalking me!

Neko: But Bakura, Everyone loooves stalking you! Also, no Tea isn't dead…yet.

Bakura: DID YOU JUST SAY THAT I SUCKED! Prepare to die in your sleep.

Neko: Sorry Wolf, Tea is a pie right now, she can't answer your question, but I'm guessing it would mention something about friendship, and apply that she is a whore. Also, don't worry, I like stalking Bakura too.

Yugi: Why does Bakura get all of the fan girls?!

Bakura: (smirks) Because I'm the awesome one. I just wish they would GIVE ME SOME SPACE!

Neko: (Ignoring) Next review!

Bizerko-Kittykins

Nice to know. I personally think, with Kaiba's perk of being able to use the

internet, he deserves some sort of torture...Pegasus perhaps? (And the bear is

demonic...soon you'll notice the bear creeping imperceptibly closer and

closer...)

Neko: (reads comment and laughs) I think you're right about that!

Pegasus walks in the door and stands in the middle of the room.

Everyone (Except Kaiba who died inside): Why does HE get to use the door?!

Neko: (smiles angelically) Because I love torturing you all! Cept' for my little Kura'.

Bakura: (evil glare) Never…Again…

Pegasus: Well if it isn't Kaiba-Boy!

Kaiba: (runs into the bathroom and shuts the door) GO…AWAY!

Neko: Poor Kaiba, I wonder what she meant about the bear?

Mokuba: (screams) Something just bit my leg!

Everyone looks over to see the bear latched onto Mokuba's leg.

Bear: Prepare to lose your soul!

Neko: (Waves hand, and bear is taped to the ceiling) Sorry about that Mokuba.

Mokuba: (sniffling) I think I wet myself…

Everyone backs away and looks at Neko.

Yami: can we just get the review over with?

Neko: Don't worry, here is the last review!

Randomreviewer

Hi. Just one request. Stick Bakura, Malik (the not insane one), and Seto

Kaiba (minus laptop/computer) into a room. On the grounds that they may not

come out until they snog. Multiple times.

Neko: (reads review) Oooh, another fan! Hello! I can do that! Kaiba's already in the bathroom anyway, and I'm sure Marik and Malik are both done now.

As if on cue, Malik and Marik walk out of the bathroom.

Neko: How did you get uncuffed Malik?

Malik: Well, actually…

Neko: Never mind, I don't want to know. Now go into that bathroom!

Malik: Sure. (Walks into bathroom.

Kaiba: WTF?!?!

Neko: Bakura, you too.

Bakura: There is no way in Ra that I am going to do this!

Neko: (in baby voice) Pwease, fo meeee?

Bakura: -.-; No.

Neko: Fine. You force me…

Bakura gets transported to the bathroom, and the door gets locked.

Bakura: YOU WILL ALL DIE!

Neko: Remember, you can't come out until you all kiss!

BakuraxKaiba: NO!

Malik: Fine by me.

BakuraxKaiba: AHHH!

Neko: I guess that's all that we have time for now. Bye!

Neko: Ouch, My hands hurt after typing this, five pages!

Yami: Neko wont add another chapter until she gets at least three more reviews.

Neko: Yami? What are you doing here? Where is Bakura?

Yami: He's still in the bathroom.

Neko: Oh. Ok then. Anyway, send in those reviews, and I will give you a cookie shaped like Bakura's head!

Yami: Please review. AND FIX MY HAIR!

Neko: Bye!