Neko: "What's up everyone?" ^_^

Thief king Bakura: *Walks in with a ham sandwich* "What's up?"

Neko: (confused) "Kingy? What? Where is Bakura?"

Thief King: (shrugging) He got tired of being the one too introduce this story with you, so I decided to try it. *Smiles* "and it's great! Your mini-fridge is stocked!"

Neko: *sweat drops* "Well it was..."

Thief King: *winks*

Neko: Okay, well I just want to make sure that we remember all the people who are currently in the room. The list is: Bakura and Ryou, Malik and Marik, Yami and Yugi, Kaiba and Joey, Mokuba, Tristan, Pegasus, Duke Devlin, Atem, Thief King Bakura, and finally Tea… oh, and Bulbasor.

Thief King: *grinning* "Lots of people to steal from!"

Neko: By the way Kingy, do you perhaps know where my iPod is?" (Disclaimer: I do not own iPod…or Yugioh.)

Thief King: *runs away*

Neko: *sighs* Okay, anyway! I put in a revival mechanism, so if a character dies, they are automatically brought back to life. So feel free to add even more reason to call this a Tea bashing fic! On with the story!"

*-*-*-*-*

Neko walks in, automatically checking to see if anyone had tried to escape.

Neko: "Where is…"

Everyone: *points to the closet*

Neko uses her awesome-tastic authoress skills to magically open the closet, revealing a disheveled Kaiba covered in pie.

Kaiba: "Help…me…please…"

Neko: (ignoring Kaiba) "Hey everyone! I have a feeling that today is going to be great!"

Everyone: -.-;

Neko: "Okay! Because nothing importantly interesting is going on…" (Looks around again, still ignoring Kaiba) "I guess I'll just read the first review…?"

Everyone: *silence*

Neko: "…I'm going to read it now… reading the review…"

Everyone: *nods*

Neko: . "Okay, this is boring. Where is the protest?"

Yami: "We've gotten used to the endless torture."

Neko: (thinking) "… Oh! I have an Idea!"

Everyone: "Oh god…"

Neko: "Don't worry, I wont mention it till the end of the torture." ((That means you gotta keep reading, lol. Aren't I smart?)) "First review, here we go!"

Wolf the Stalker of Bakura

Omg my 0 button didn't work again...

*cries* Not cool...

Anyway! (I should update my one of these now that I think about it...crap)

Anyway! Bakura I am so not stalking you! Where would you even get a stupid idea like that!
...besides I've figured out I have a "fetish" for anime characters with silver hair. So it's not just you. Right now I am...uh for lack of a better word "stalking" Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo, Zero and Riku.

Oh and Neko! Yea I do like the thief king! He was hawt. :3

...I'm not dead. But I haven't updated anything either so don't feel bad.

Ok why do I always write really long reviews just to put one freaking questions rite at the end or at the start?

Oh well! So...Yugi. I have some advice. GET HELP FROM BAKURA AND YOU WILL HAVE MORE FANGIRLS!

...Bakura. Give Yugi a makeover. And call Marik to help or something. That'd just be awesome. Let me know how it turns out!!

...Yea don't worry I am leaving now. BYE!

Neko: "Hey Wolf! Don't worry, that button will work someday." *determined glare*

Bakura: (used to Wolf stalking him by now) "What's up… Wolf."

Neko: O.O "Omg, he actually said hi to you!"

Bakura: *grumbles incoherently*

Neko: *laughs* Wow Wolf, you do like Final Fantasy? (don't worry, me too w) and yeah, Zero is hawt."

Yugi: *listens to comment* "I have plenty of fangirls. Right guys?"

(Crickets chirping noise)

Neko: *sweat drop* "Just get the help."

Bakura: "I have better things to do than give this little Hobbit a makeover!"

Neko: *whispers to Bakura* "Do it, or I will sell you to Wolf as her slave."

Bakura: *smiles politely* "Of course I'll help the dwarf!" (Sorry Wolf.)

Yugi screams as Bakura grabs him by the shirt and get out a can of hairspray.

Neko: ^.^ "Awesome!"

Kaiba finally crawls out of the closet at this point, sitting down on the couch.

Kaiba: "I am going to ban all pie from existence if we ever get out of here."

Neko: *mumbles* "I bet you would eat Joey pie…"

Kaiba: O.o "What was that?"

Neko: *smiles innocently* "Next review!"

Bizerko-Kittykins

No, not dead...not so far, anyway...I think. Another good chapter; this cast is just all too amusing.

I wonder if you hurt Atem/Touzuko what would happen to Yami/Bakura...I suggest testing the theory.

and a general question: You all realize that this cast is (with Tea dead) all male...what are the characters' thoughts on slash fiction?

This is going to be far too fun.

Neko: "Welcome back Kittykins! Thanks for the compliment!" *listens to her theory on Bakura/Yami vs. Thief King/Atem* "Hmm, interesting… I should test it… any ideas reviewers?"

Bakura and thief King, as well as Yami and Atem look at each other, backing away.

Neko: "Slash fiction? Hmm, well, let's just say they are probably… familiar… with it." *wink wink*

Everyone: *looking around* "What is slash fiction…?"

Neko: *giant sweat drop* "Oh nothing…"

All of the sudden Yugi screams. Everyone looks at him and gasps. Bakura had dyed all of his hair black, and dressed him up in chains and leather. Also he was wearing a whole lot of Mascara.

Everyone: O.O''''''' *Eye twitch*

Neko: *snickers* "Yugi… you… um…"

Just then Yami stood up and grabbed Yugi, pulling him towards the closet.

Yami: *throwing Yugi inside* "Don't bother us." *slams door*

Neko: "…. I really don't know how to respond to that…"

FrozenNote

LOOK! You have a new torturer/reviewer here ^^ *points to self* Dunno, I find this story very amusing x3 Now then...
Marik and Malik: plz make them non-gay :3 well, only Malik non-gay, the other can stay like he is :3 ((fangirl of him here xD))
Mokuba: *gives cookie* enjoy ^^
Kaiba: try and eat Pegasus O.O
Joey: I wonder how you'd look in a poodle suit...
Bakura and Ryou: I'll give you an endless supply of chocolate if you guys kill Tea ^^
Tea: *TEAHATER* do a FACEBOOK! As in - hit your face with a book a lot!!
Yugi and Yami: MUAHAHA! *makes them bold again* :D
Thief King: Ohh! Could you steal me that robe that Malik's rare hunters have?? I really like those :3
Pharaoh: um. You - bold too, NOW.
Got addicted to your story and see ya! ^^
**Frozen.

Neko: *grins* "Hi new reviewer! Glad you like this story so much!"

Everyone: -.-' "Oh goody."

Marik and Malik: "Hey! That's not very n…"

Neko: *snaps fingers at Malik, who is currently sitting on Marik's lap*

Malik: *blinks twice, then stands up* "What was I doing again?" *goes to sit next to reviewer*

Marik: T.T "No, my Malik!" *glares at reviewer* "You little Fu…"

Neko: "MARIK! This story doesn't have a high rating! Please refrain from using unnecessary words!"

Marik: *pouts*

Mokuba smiles as he is given a cookie.

Kaiba: "Hmm, everyone seems to like Mokuba."

Neko: O.O "KAIBA IS JEALOUS!"

Kaiba: -.-' "No, I just…"

Neko: *laughs maniacally*

Everyone backs away.

Kaiba: *flinches as he hears the reviewer's request* "I beg your pardon?"

Pegasus: "Exactly what do you mean when you say…?"

Neko shoves Kaiba and Pegasus in the bathroom.

Neko: "Kaiba must love this bathroom. This is like the fourth time he's been trapped in it."

Everyone sweatdrops as they hear censorfied cussing coming from the bathroom.

Neko: "Thank goodness for censors!"

All of the sudden they all here knocking from the closet and a high pitched scream.

Joey: *muffled* "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Neko: "Oh, Joey's still in the closet… which is where Yugi and Yami…"

Everyone: *staring at the closet* O.O'''''

Neko: "Um… anyone feel like opening the closet?"

Everyone shakes their heads no.

Neko: *soundproofs the closet* "There!"

BakuraxRyou: "Chocolate?"

Bakura smiles and walks towards Tea.

Ryou: "I don't want to hurt anybody!" *looks at Tea* "… Okay I'll do it."

Tea: *screams as she is killed, but brought back to life by the revival mechanism. Then is hit repeatedly by a flying book that appears out of nowhere*

Neko: "I hate Tea too! Yay! We're Tea hating buddies! Also, Yami and Yugi are bald… you can't see it because… well… they…"

Everyone: "We get it!"

Thief King: *listens too reviewer, then pulls a rare hunter robe out of his pants* (that's right, I said out of his pants. Fangirl attack much?) "Here, I was just going to burn it anyway." *throws to reviewer*

Neko: *pouts* "Lucky…"

Everyone snickered as the pharaoh's hair fell off.

Bakura: *grabbing the hair* "I wonder how much this would be worth on eBay…?"

(I don't own eBay either. I hate disclaimers.)

Atem: (doesn't notice his hair is gone) O.o "Do you guys feel a draft?"

Neko: ^-^'' "Alrighty then! I think that that's enough weirdness for one day… Bye everyone! Oh and if one of you guys could get Joey out of the closet…"

Everyone: "NO!"

*-*-*-*-*

Neko: Well, that was kinda crazy.

Thief King: (still eating a sandwich) "Mmm Hmm."

Neko: O.o "Where do you get those sandwiches?"

Thief King: *shrugs* "My raving fangirls will do anything I ask them."

Neko: *scheming* "In that case…" *whispers*

Thief King: *winks at all readers* "Review please."

Neko: "Okay! Anyway, about my idea earlier… Next update, all of the cast will be turned into…. (Censored until next update… I'm so evil!) Keep reviewing!"